Just like humans, dogs have their own unique personalities. But let’s face it — there are certain stereotypical personality traits that you can predict just by looking at a person…or a dog…or a dog in clothes. Wait, what?

Dogs in clothes, or dogs in human positions, or a dog’s face photoshopped onto a person’s body. All of these are funny, right? Pair them with some made-up bios and you’ve got comedy gold.

Check out these 30 hilarious dog bios. There’s no doubt you’ll recognize some of these personality types.

Some are just pure genius.

1. Aww, Grandma Darlene.

2. Brock is so cool.

3. I’d rather you be mad than disappointed.

4. Where’s your beard, Eric?

5. Worst neighbor ever.

6. What’s your real story, Brodie?

7. One of those nights, huh, Valerie?

8. He’s a real hoot at parties too.

9. “I’m not, okay?!”

10. And stay off his lawn!

11. You don’t want to mess with Dwayne.

12. Middle-aged, but still has edge.

13. She also loves a cold glass of rosé.

14. “Just eat one cookie.”

15. Alice is popular but she doesn’t have a lot of friends.

16. Don’t let her drink tequila. She gets a little crazy.

17. Seriously, her casserole is delish.

18. Geez Sheryl, lighten up.

19. Nobody is giving Phil the respect he deserves.

20. “I’ve had a beard for like…ever, okay?”

21. Someone top off her Pinot before she flips out.

22. I bet Gage has an eco-friendly tiny home in the Pacific Northwest.

23. I think it’s time we did that intervention we’ve been talking about.

24. “Come on, they are only a few days expired.”

25. She had a blast at Burning Man this year.

26. Can someone get Beth a Diet Coke?

27. He’s kinda like the creepy uncle.

28. Too much info, Liz. Way too much info.

29. He just got the coolest new Lego set too.

30. “It’s racey, but it’s just so good!”

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By Ashley Fike

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Ashley Fike is a contributor at SBLY Media.