Hereโs something you probably havenโt seen beforeโฆ unless youโre a regular at this Walmart in Wisconsinโฆ a man walking a random pet goose through a parking lot.
Who doesnโt love a good late night shopping trip? Bless businesses that are open until midnight, and double bless the staff who work those shifts so we can go buy snacks and candles we donโt need in the middle of the night.
Is it legal to bring a goose into a Walmart? I guess weโre about to find out.
Their mission: to get stuff for the gooseโs sisters, Rosie, Roxy and Emma. Itโs unclear as to whether the sisters are humans, geese, or another species.
Theyโre loading up on treats in the snack aisle (and have brought their own reusable bag, I might add. Take notes).
George is wearing a bright orange vest, which means he almost looks like a service animal.
Could it be? Could a goose be a service animal? If soโฆ how do I acquire one?
Theyโre picking up everything you could possibly imagine.
โGuess what we forgot to get? We forgot to get cat treats, George. We gotta get some key lime pie!โ
A real mixed bag. And making it even more difficult to identify the species of the beings theyโre getting treats for.
On their mission through the store, the other late night shoppers are likeโฆ what? They canโt believe their eyes! Neither can I, to be fair.
But George is making lots of friends.
When they get to the produce section George absolutely loses his mind over all those fresh veggies.
Heโs squawking away while onlookers are standing around looking appropriately confused.
At the self checkout, the pair are drawing a lot of attention. Georgeโs dad announces every item theyโre ringing through, including cat treats, โmommyโsโ key lime pie, dog food, and raccoon treats!
I want to visit Georgeโs house! Immediately. Who doesnโt love a trash panda? It sounds like thereโs a variety of fun funky pets to play with.
It feels like every shopper has come to watch George and his dad pay for their treats.
And then a Walmart employee heads in their direction. Are they about to get kicked out? Is George in trouble?
Nah heโs just looking for some extra plastic bags. Heโs miraculously not at all concerned with the goose. He turns right back around.
They make it out without a word from any staff
Late night trips to Walmart are always somewhat of an adventure, but this is something else.
And of course, the internet loves it. Commenters praise Georgeโs dad for being totally unfazed by all the attention they get when shopping together and doing whatever he wants.
The video has racked up more than 2 million views!
George is cuteโฆ but please do not try this at homeโฆ this may come as a surprise to you but geese are not, in fact, allowed in Walmart. So put your pet goose back in itโsโฆ goose house.
Walmart is cracking down on it! You can read a recent article about it here. I guess George isnโt the only non-service animal thatโs been visiting lately. But heโs probably the cutest and mostโฆ unique.
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