Finally, the only news that matters! On Tuesday, April 18th, Joe Wadlington went on a date with a former manager of the Times Square Olive Garden. As soon as Joe found out about his date’s job experience, he did the whole world a favor and asked the questions we’ve had for years:
Yes, the Times Square Olive Garden. According to the former manager, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Most importantly, about the breadsticks:
When you’re in New York City, why go to Olive Garden?
A what!?
This keeps getting crazier…
We wouldn’t!
What a journey! I think it went exactly as we all expected it to, but now I’ve got a curious craving for some breadsticks. Anyone up for a trip to Times Square?
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