Twitter user Richard Cook has spent his entire week carefully crafting and hiding a message inside of his tweets.
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Buzzfeed certainly noticed, and then everyone bowed down.
Without further adieu, let’s have a look….
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
This tweet, while the most recent, contains the first part of the message. “Somebody”. Hmm.
Once seen, cannot be unseen. https://t.co/UvRT5k2zda
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Hmmm….Once? Somebody, Once. Okay. Let’s keep moving.
"Told you this was a terrible terrible idea" – my last words as I starve to death trying this new fad diet pic.twitter.com/NZznz4vOHz
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
“Told.” Uh oh. “Somebody,” “Once,” “Told.” We think we might know where this is going.
Let’s keep going. I think we’re close.
ME: GoT-based advertising is so overdone and bad, i'm glad we're past all that
KFC: hold my fries pic.twitter.com/bzv041TwnC
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
These ARE cleverly concealed. But we got it.
Somebody
Once
Told
Me
….Okay 90s kids. We think you’ve got this, but here comes the final pieces anyway.
The state of this. https://t.co/VghleNUtZH
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
World War Three confirmed. https://t.co/gVA0S0tuif
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Is this planet truly beyond saving? Did we go too far? https://t.co/91geMNyXiH
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Gonna be a long train home pic.twitter.com/XuUkye7K6Y
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Roll my eyes at people who tag their friends into Facebook videos of cool things abroad that they'll never go to or experience.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
ME: I need to start taking my LinkedIn more seriously
ALSO ME: pic.twitter.com/Ga17X3U0MP
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
https://giphy.com/gifs/alien-invasion-EJQxofXHfJauI
That’s right. It’s the lyrics to Smash Mouth’s All-Star…aka the song all over Radio Disney in 1999.
It’s also the theme song to Shrek.
He finished the verse, too.
and continued all the way through to the second verse.
In total, the message reads
“Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was lookin’ kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead.”
That is 38 tweets in reverse order over the course of the week to achieve that level of troll.
And the Internet. Loved. It.
you masterful motherfucker
— josh pappenheim (@papsby) July 4, 2017
It's actually almost making me angry, it's that good
— Matt Muir (@Matt_Muir) July 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/SkylarJordan/status/882235154990854145
In a final parting comment to Buzzfeed, all Richard Cook had to say was: “All that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold.”
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