Dogs surely are manโs best friend.
Our canine companions are lovable and downright adorable, providing warmth and friendship amid this arduous existence of ours.
Theyโre even cute when theyโre not trying.
Meet Egg Dog โ part egg, all dog.
After months and months of growth, this poochโs thick white coat has taken on a life of its own.
Heโs in need of an extreme makeover, dog edition.
Amid a routine (and honestly necessary) haircut, Egg Dog introduces himself to the world wide web.
Pardon his pronunciation, he just learned how to speak human.
Well, โhenloโ to you, too.
His pronunciation needs a little work, but thatโs okay. Heโs not a native speaker. Egg Dog adds,
โme an eggโ
Yesโฆ you certainly look like one. Maybe the cutest egg Iโve ever seen.
The groomer continues to cut his cute white mane. Egg Dog appears to be enjoying every moment of it.
Again, his English isnโt the best, but weโll give him a pass for now. He is an eggโฆ or a dog (or some undiscovered combination of the two?), after all.
But his vocabularyโs actually coming along quite nicely. Egg Dog continuesโฆ
Well, I certainly do feel bamboozled. What exactly is going on?!
Egg Dog makes a plea to the audience,
โdon eat meโ
Iโm not sure I can make that promiseโฆ Youโre honestly so cute I could eat you up โ what a weird phrase, right?
Just kidding. I would never eat something that adorable. And honestly, we should all be going vegan anyway.
He kind of looks like Humpty Dumpty, but in the cutest way imaginable.
Hopefully Egg Dogโs not nearly as fragileโฆ
I imagine his egg-like coat can cushion most moderate falls, anyway โ an advantage that poor Humpty Dumpty never had.
Egg Dog proceeds to pull the carpet out from under us. Turns out, Egg Dog isnโt actually an eggโฆ nor is he even part egg. In fact, heโs just a dog.
I know, I know. I gasped, too.
A real shocker.
Iโm only slightly disappointed. Luckily, heโs so darn cute even if he isnโt an egg. In his words:
me actually a pup
Egg Dog appears to be a young white Pomeranian, one of the most popular dog breeds in the world.
Theyโre known for their lush coats, iconic smiles, and lively personalities. You might know someone with a Pomeranian.
Egg Dog continues the cute communication in broken English,
โme wishโ
Whatโs your wish, Egg Dog? To finally hatch?
No, he just wants to see us succeed, bidding us some good fortune,
โu an good dayโ
Aww, thanks Egg Dog. Thatโs thoughtful. I wish you โan good dayโ as well.
The language will come. Heโs actually not half bad for a dog.
Most dogs canโt even talkโฆ
Looks like Egg Dog had a wonderful time at the groomer, although his egg coat was surely short-lived.
You can check out Groomer Andreaโs other adorable puppy makeovers on Instagram. She has images and videos of hundreds of dogs before and after their grooming. Some cats even made it into the collage.
Beware: some of the images are graphically cute.
Anyway, Egg Dog โ whether egg or dog or both โ looks adorable in his bulbous, snow-white coat. Unfortunately, the egg lookโs been deprecated at the hands of Andreaโs scissors.
But the idea of Egg Dog will live on forever in our heartsโฆ
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