If you think you’re a sarcastic person, prepare to think again. One Facebook page is masterfully blending sarcasm and wit, and the results are going viral. Their ingenious facts will change the way you think about the world forever.
Legendary Facts is a page that “promise[s] to make you smile at least one time every day.” According to the page, these outlandish “facts” are “hidden from the Government, the Illuminati & China – facts that are larger than life.” Here are 15 crazy (fake) facts that actually hold some truth.
Buy a dog, name him ‘Five Miles’. You can now walk Five Miles every day.
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and call themselves rhinos.
Did you know that there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
Now you know who the mother of Minions really is.
Donald Duck and his family were cannibals.
Statistically, bearded men are more likely to cheat on their partners than bearded women.
Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1687, people could fly.
Pandas who get enough sleep, do not have dark circles.
Did you know? Voldemort tried to kill Ash Ketchum TWICE!
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Now you know what those holes in your pants are for.
Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything when you claim scientists have discovered it.
If you put a torch in a dog’s mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
If a giraffe drank coffee, it would be cold by the time it got to its stomach.
The crack found in the polar ice caps is proof that the movie Ice Age was inspired by true events.
These facts are hilarious, and – shockingly – they have some truth to them. Now that you are smiling, your day is sure to be a little brighter.
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