We’ve all been in THAT relationship. You know the one – the one that you look back on years later and ask yourself, “WTF was I THINKING?!” Typically, those types of relationships come with all sorts of warning signs, which, unfortunately, all those OUTSIDE of the relationship can see clearly, but to which those within the relationship are completely blind.
Sadly, many lose a good year or two of their lives to those relationships, and some even lose tens of thousands of dollars because to break the relationship requires a divorce. Fortunately for one man, his girlfriend did him a solid by handing him a list of rules of what he CANNOT do if he hoped to sustain the relationship. If you ask me, the following list is as clear a sign as any to GTFO and find yourself a real woman.
Unfortunately, we don’t know the fate of the recipient of this letter or whether or not he stayed with the creator of The List. The List was found by Twitter user @kkeyes96 in a used vehicle’s glove box and posted for all the world to comment over. The List generated 15,000 likes and countless shares before being taken down. Obviously, it wasn’t taken down fast enough, because we’re still writing about it.
Before we reveal The List, we should first speculate over what types of “rules,” are acceptable in relationships, or if “rules” should be an issue at all.
IF I were to make a list of rules for my own relationship, it would look something like this:
- Pick up your damn socks.
- If you’re going to drink with the boys, please, for the love of god, stay with the boys – I don’t want you snoring in my ear all night. I’ll do the same for you when I go out with the girls.
- Stop calling me “the old lady.”
- If I don’t ask for your opinion on what I’m wearing, don’t give it (especially if you don’t want me changing 15 more times before we have to be somewhere).
- War movies are not acceptable Friday-night date movies.
That last one is sort of a suggestion, but it needs to be said.
Though I would never give my hubby rules, the types of rules I would create seem fairly reasonable, right? I mean, he’s a grown ass man who needs to pick up his own damn socks! And I would return the favor – I would pick up my own socks, never give my opinion on his outfits unless asked and refrain from picking chick-flicks every Friday night.
Now this woman….this woman’s rules are far from reasonable. Check them out.
Many a user commented, “Run!” However, some were fairly understanding of the crazy lady – or, at least they attempted to give an explanation for her crazy behavior. “She sounds crazy but it also sounds like he cheated and she took him back,” is one rationale.
Cheated on or not, if you need rules in your relationship, you probably shouldn’t be in that relationship. I mean, c’mon…he can’t hang out with his friends but two times a week? He must walk away from any girl who even attempts to talk to him? (Rude!) She says jump, he’s to ask, “How high princess?” (Gag.)
The creator’s comments add insult to injury. “If I catch you around girls I kill you.” (Smiley Face – Sorry Buster)? Can you say creepy?
“You are not to ask for head.” (Naughty! Naughty!) Gross.
“You are not to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again!” (Ewwey) Okay, how old is this girl.
I just can’t.
One user put it best: “A classic example of what abusive behaviour in women can look like. This isn’t cute or sweet or just for anyone’s own good, this is controlling.”
Girls, if you’re tempted to make your S.O, a list, just don’t. Save yourself the humiliation and call it quits then and there.
Guys, same goes.
Rules don’t belong in relationships. If you feel like your relationship is the exception, know that it’s not and that it’s time to move on.
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Source: Mirror
