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Wife gets the last laugh after husband cracks bad joke about her weight
This woman is my new hero. He thought he was so funny until she totally owned him.
Jessica Adler
11.11.21

Anyone that’s been in a long-lasting relationship can easily tell you, having fun should always be a top priority.

That doesn’t just mean being able to laugh at things, though.

You need to be able to laugh at each other.

It will help strengthen any bond, especially in marriage.

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Husbands and wives play pranks on each other all the time. It shows how fun their lives are together.

Of course, there are jokes that can go too far.

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It boils down to two things.

Men should not make comments about a woman’s figure, not unless it’s a compliment.

And women should not make jokes about a man’s… manhood. As this husband was about to find out. The hard way.

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This wife took revenge on her husband who thought he was funny.

As shared by the Reddit user u/hayeshilton, the story goes something like this:

He told her:

“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

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The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

“What the hell is this?” he said to himself, as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

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“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied with a snicker: “It’s not talcum powder . . .

. . . It’s Miracle Grow!”

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Ouch. Better apply ointment to that burn.

Or don’t because that will add to the pain. He should have known better.

And besides, most men like women with a fuller figure. Unless this guy doesn’t find it attractive. There are a rare few.

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Poor dude thought he was so funny. Really?!

Lucky he’s married to a smart lady. Her wit came back and slapped him like karma on ten shots of tequila.

Maybe she really does love him that much.

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Fellas, never say a word about a woman’s figure unless it’ll put a smile on her face. Period.

Women are just as skilled at landing mean-spirited jokes as the next guy, and they know how to make it hurt.

Also, here’s some bonus advice- don’t bother asking about your size. The answer won’t be straight because she really is a nice person and doesn’t want to crush your self-esteem.

Unless, of course, you hurt hers first.

Then it’s game on.

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By Jessica Adler
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Jessica Adler is a contributor at SBLY Media.
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