Anyone thatโs been in a long-lasting relationship can easily tell you, having fun should always be a top priority.
That doesnโt just mean being able to laugh at things, though.
You need to be able to laugh at each other.
It will help strengthen any bond, especially in marriage.
Husbands and wives play pranks on each other all the time. It shows how fun their lives are together.
Of course, there are jokes that can go too far.
It boils down to two things.
Men should not make comments about a womanโs figure, not unless itโs a compliment.
And women should not make jokes about a manโsโฆ manhood. As this husband was about to find out. The hard way.
This wife took revenge on her husband who thought he was funny.
As shared by the Reddit user u/hayeshilton, the story goes something like this:
He told her:
โPerhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!โ
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldnโt let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
โWhat the hell is this?โ he said to himself, as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
โApril,โ he hollered into the bathroom, โwhy did you put talcum powder in my underwear?โ
She replied with a snicker: โItโs not talcum powder . . .
. . . Itโs Miracle Grow!โ
Ouch. Better apply ointment to that burn.
Or donโt because that will add to the pain. He should have known better.
And besides, most men like women with a fuller figure. Unless this guy doesnโt find it attractive. There are a rare few.
Poor dude thought he was so funny. Really?!
Lucky heโs married to a smart lady. Her wit came back and slapped him like karma on ten shots of tequila.
Maybe she really does love him that much.
Fellas, never say a word about a womanโs figure unless itโll put a smile on her face. Period.
Women are just as skilled at landing mean-spirited jokes as the next guy, and they know how to make it hurt.
Also, hereโs some bonus advice- donโt bother asking about your size. The answer wonโt be straight because she really is a nice person and doesnโt want to crush your self-esteem.
Unless, of course, you hurt hers first.
Then itโs game on.
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