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Fed Up Wife Sends Husband To The Store With Impossible Grocery List
He was just laying on the couch while she was working around the house, so she got her point across in a way that's gone viral.
Jessica
03.29.21

Usually, one member of a couple feels like they do most of the work. And it can be really frustrating.

While itโ€™s best to talk it out, sometimes you might feel like you need to get your point across in a more memorable way.

Thatโ€™s what Karen Alpert, of the parenting blog Baby Sideburns, did and when she shared it with the world on Facebook, the post went viral.

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Fed up

Alpert was apparently fed up with her husband at the time for not pulling his weight around the house.

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She vented in her Facebook post:

โ€œOMG my hubby has been lying on the couch all morning while Iโ€™m doing soooo much stuff so I finally got super annoyed and sent him to the grocery storeโ€ฆ with a special shopping list. And yes, I turned my ringer off.โ€

And to be fair, he went to the store, so he couldnโ€™t be that lazy.

We just want to know what he looked like while he was there because his grocery list was literally impossible to complete.

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Itโ€™s just not something youโ€™d catch right away if you didnโ€™t do the shopping that often.

An epic prank

Alpert and her husband appear to have a pretty great relationship, so we hope he found it all funny at the end of the day.

As you can see, thereโ€™s no way he was coming home with any of these items โ€“ they simply donโ€™t exist.

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But we can picture a non-regular grocery shopper trying to find them. 3% milk seems like it could be a thing, right?

Wrong.

Each item is crueler than the next if you think about it.

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After looking for 3% milk and possibly settling for 2% or whole milk (which is technically 3.25%) and striking off the made-up โ€œseedless strawberries,โ€ we can just picture looking for fat-free hummus.

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Since itโ€™s made with tahini, thereโ€™s no way you can make it without fat.

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Maybe a quick look revealed there are no Wheat Thins in a blue box, but the dairy section gets complicated when youโ€™re looking for โ€œunsour cream.โ€

Does that simply mean cream then?

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Our favorite is the โ€œdiet diet cokeโ€ just because she put him in a position to have to ask a silly question to the store clerks. โ€œItโ€™s new,โ€ she lies.

Mellow cheese? How long do you think it took him to search through each packet to see is there was some fine print that said โ€œmellowโ€ on one of them?

And while some people pointed out that there are organic pop tarts, if youโ€™re not in a large grocery store or a Whole Foods, youโ€™re not likely to find them (and the brand name Pop-Tarts donโ€™t come in an organic style).

The reactions

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Oddly, more women thought it was a rude gesture in the comments, although plenty of them shared stories of their husbandsโ€™ shopping and failing miserably (as we all do from time to time).

โ€œSeriously, I sent my husband to buy iceberg lettuce and he got a green cabbage!!!โ€ shared a reader.

See, you donโ€™t even have to make a prank list to get a surprise!

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