Christmas trees are one of the best things about Christmas! The decorating, the smells, and the vibes they give off are essential in getting into the holiday spirit! But…
Some people do some REALLY weird things with their Christmas trees. We aren’t just talking about strange family ornaments here, we are talking about the strangest of the strange.
Be warned, some people are REALLY like to combine funky and festive:
1. Snakeskins
Slither up around the cozy fire with this tree! Get cozy in your own skin, just make sure you don’t shed it.
Ok, is that enough now? I feel a bit grossed out.
2. Toilet tree
See, the thought behind this is probably because of the smell factor. Wanting to have a piney-Christmasy scent in a bathroom is a vastly superior option to poop smell. Still, this photo shows that a candle was probably a better option.
3. Dentists tree
If you head into your dentist or orthodontist and you see this – what do you do? Well, probably laugh nervously. And just hope they’ve been disinfected.
4. Leftover options
The amount of time that this man (of course it was a man who made this) was probably a whopping 10 minutes. To sell that for $70 means this guy is charging $420 an hour for his work! Do you think it’s worth it?
5. Swisher Sweets
Swisher Sweets are great for a little flavored smoke, but what about to scent a tree as ornaments? Probably not a good idea. Better add a french fry container to round it out.
6. Dip cans and a solo cup
This tree tells us that the owner probably has venison for Christmas. At least this tree has the dip AND a cup for spitting!
7. Red-bottoms
As Cardi B says, “these expensive, these is red bottoms, these is blood shoes”. This is probably her Christmas tree. Wait, is that 50 Cent who posted this photo??
8. A buzzy Christmas
A little Juul action and some crispy boys sounds like a quick way to NOT remember Christmas this year. You’d practically be floating around you’d be so buzzed. It might be worth it if the in-laws were in town, however.
9. Oh, deer!
100 deer gave their lives for this tree to be made. I feel like this is probably the same person with the dip cans, just a tree in a different room.
10. Disc golf baskets
There are like 10 people in the world who play disc golf professionally and one of them lives wherever this tree is. It looks like they can now build their own courses in their backyard? Strange, for sure, but some niche individual is probably happy.
11. The top half of the lamp
A Christmas Story made the leg-lamp famous, but this is the other side of the equation. The top half is arguably better, but only as a Christmas tree topper. Darren McGavin (Ralphie’s dad) has upped his game this year.
12. Bad luck magnet
They say that crossing under a ladder is bad luck. Well, this household is doomed. Every time they place or remove a present, BOOM, cursed.
13. Art… sort of
Some say that the highest form of art is just flipping something around and hanging it.
These people clearly believe in that philosophy. OR, they are trying to be abstract and make it look like an icecicle. Who knows.
14. Janitors tree
Everyone deserves a tree for Christmas, even the janitor! This one was made with what was on hand – toilet paper, brushes, and a wet floor sign. We love it.
15. He strikes again
Looks like the scrapyard tree designer is back. We already saw him selling what was basically trash for $70, but now he’s upped the ante. He’s now selling sticks he nailed together for $90. We respect the hustle.
16. A grizzly Christmas
This looks cute to a human, but to a teddy bear, this is a gruesome warning.
The untold horror to see your plush friends and family strung up, faces frozen in pain. Traumatizing, for sure.
17. Plumbers tree
A plumber clearly had some extra pipes around the house and decided to throw something together before his friends came over for a party. Unless he lives in Arizona and has some cactus around, he missed the mark a bit.
18. Macaroni and trees
This is the next evolution in schools when they talk about doing “macaroni” projects. Maybe this is what the gifted classrooms were doing while all of us were in the other room making macaroni necklaces.
19. Treezilla
This is the coolest one we’ve seen so far. It even has a real-life smoke machine inside! Will the wife be royally upset when she sees it? Yes. Was it worth it? Even more so.
20. A gamers Christmas
Portal was a game released years ago where you had a gun that could place portals in the wall, transporting you and objects through it. This is an AMAZING replica of that game. 10/10.
21. At least it’s not mistletoe
Wearing this around is sure to garner some attention. Let’s go through some pickup lines if you wear this to a bar:
“Hey there beautiful, can I decorate your tree?”
“Hey good lookin, is there any mistletoe under that dress I need to be aware of?”
“Hey baby, let me be your little ornament this Christmas.”
Ok, is that enough?
22. There is no tree
This is a tree for the existentialist, the depressed thinker, the art major!
… or for the guy who forgot to get a tree this year but had the lights from last year.
23. Let’s steal Christmas
Ready for the greatest crossover event in history? Imagine: “The Minions and the Grinch Who Stole Christmas”!
It would shatter box office records.
24. A princess Christmas
This tree was preceded by a temper tantrum and a little girl demanding a PRINCESS TREE FOR CHRISTMAS. You better believe she got it, too!
25. Scented tree
A classic joke. You have to respect it. Notice the Duraflame logs on the bottom – he’s about to have himself a celebration, too. It’s not lazy, it’s inventive.
See, now we know the lowly depths that people will sink to when they are putting up their Christmas trees.
Maybe your tree is reflective of your personality – if that’s the case, I really worry for the people that ended up on this list!
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