Walmart shoppers tend to get a bad rap. Despite the fact that pretty much everybody shops there, making fun of people at Walmart has become a bit of trend. The website People of Walmart (with a Facebook page boasting over 9k likes) is completely devoted to posting discretely-taken pictures of shoppers without their knowledge.
You were probably expecting me to post one of these photos, but I actually think the whole premise behind the website is kind of mean and rude. So here, have a kitten instead.
Now, while I don’t approve of real people being made fun of— we can all still use a good Walmart joke every once in a while.
The following joke has been circulating for at least 10 years. The earliest version I could find (using a 3-second Google search) was posted to Ebaum’s World in 2008. But it looks like it made its rounds after it was posted by a Facebook user named David Geller and taken as truth a couple of years ago.
Either way, it’s a good joke, even garnering over 2.2k upvotes on Reddit’s /r/jokes subreddit. So without further ado, here you go:
So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and about two hours into my first day on the job a loud, mean, and unattractive woman enters the store with her two children, yelling obscenities at them the whole way.
Per my greeter instructions, I pleasantly said, “Good Morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children, you have there, are they twins?”
Agitated, the women sharply fires back, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. This one here’s 7, and this one here’s 10. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, stupid, or both?”
To which I replied, “Ma’am, I am neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn’t believe that someone slept with you twice.”
Although many of Reddit’s particular users argued over the TRUE last line of the joke—which is apparently “My supervisor said I wasn’t cut out for this kind of work”— most enjoyed it.
“LMAO TWICE!!!”
“Brilliant!”
“Hahaha good one”
C’mon, you know you giggled.
If not, then maybe this list of the 50 funniest jokes of all time will do the trick. My personal favorite? “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”
What’s your best joke?
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