We respond to our exes in various ways. Oftentimes they are hilarious and sometimes brutal. The people on this list are no different. Whether they’re texts out of the blue or receiving odd gifts from your once significant other, these scenarios are bound to spark a reaction.
On this list, nobody is safe! But they’re quite funny.
That is definitely one way to fix an old problem. It’s often said that it’s never a good idea to get a lover’s name or portrait tattooed. But of course, to each its own.
This is… straighforward. Here’s one way of putting any uncertainity to rest on whether your ex wants to get back together or not. I think not.
After coming across a 10yr old photo of his brother’s ex-wife and his ex in it, he decided to work a little magic. What a difference Photoshop can make. It’s like they never existed.
This is perhaps quite cruel and mildly funny. Okay, it’s hilariously cruel. I wonder what messages she received from her ex that day!
Thanks for the reassurance. I feel more powerful than ever now. Bye!
Well, that backfired. So, she just bought herself some gifts and sent a photo to her ex boyfriend? What was she going for exactly? His response was very appropriate.
Grandma loves photos of her grandchildren. But her granddaughter’s ex…now that’s a different story.
So, is he planning on selling the toilet on ebay or something? How petty is this? Did he take all of her toilet paper too?! This has “psycho” written all over it…
This guy’s ex wanted his wii back. So he wrapped everything tightly using excessive straps and hard-to-open thick plastic. To top it off, he sprinkled several layers of glitter inside the package.
10) Tell me you’re joking
This can’t be accurate… can it? Supposedly, a man moved next door to his ex-wife and put up this statue. Why waste the time and money?
When you get a divorce and don’t have a prenup… I guess it’s her toast now.
This is great photoshopping skills.
They probably are as well! It looks like they got a kick out of it since they decided to share it. At least you know you crossed their mind.
13) The signs were there…
This guy claims to have run into his ex at a store. Too bad he didn’t notice some things the first time around. Might have saved himself the trouble.
14) $10 to erase your past
This woman charged $10 (now $15) to those who want their ex’s removed from old photos. Needless to say, business is booming. We’ll share a few more in further slides.
15) Smile through the pain
Oh you know, just hunting in my ex’s wedding dress.
Backstory: his ex had an affair with another man and proceeded to leave him and their two kids. Since then, he’s written a book of all of the things he does in his ex’s dress.
16) “Is that all you think of me?!”
Ouch! I don’t think anybody would want to be on the receiving end of that post.
“I’m more than a sponge!”
17) Don’t text me EVER again
This just might be funnier than it needs to be. Right on, sister! Some people are better left in the past.
Good riddance to this guy. At least it backfired. From the looks of it, he seems pretty awful.
19) In a galaxy far, far away…
There lived my ex. And I’m glad that they’re far, far away so that I never have to see them. Ever again.
There’s no misinterpreting this message. I recommend going away and then staying there.
Moving on tastes pretty good. It’s better to vacay alone anyway. Besides, that burrito looks really tasty. It may not be arm candy but it’ll do.
22) Some things never happened
She’s at it again! The second photo looks so much better than the first. Who says you can’t rewind the hands of time?
This man’s ex-wife still gives him gifts on his birthday… good to see that they’re on good terms. At least, in comparison to these other couples.
She takes the cake! Looks like she got the car after the divorce. The license plate really rubs it in.
Short and to the point. I think they’ve made it pretty clear that talking to you is the last thing they want to do…
26) Heart of stone and ice
When you find your ex’s heart out in the blistering cold, do you return it? Maybe not. But you can showcase it to the world.
Get that mess outta here! She’s speaking Emoji which a lot of today’s kids are fluent in. Make no mistake, it’s definitely a message of rejection.
28) Straight to the point
Yikes! I think it’s time to move on. Lose the number and never look back! There is no underlying message here!
https://twitter.com/eshaa_says/status/1134030871013527553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ffifteen-exes-who-are-definitely-definitely-not-on-good-terms
Sometimes plans just change… in seconds… oh so conveniently. It happens. His questions were just the perfect setup.
Mom swoops down for the win! Some parents can’t seem to stay out of their children’s relationships. In this case, it works.
https://twitter.com/madison_lashane/status/923383335648415744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ffifteen-exes-who-are-definitely-definitely-not-on-good-terms
So this guy attended a party where his ex was also in attendance… with her new boyfriend. It’s unclear whether he knew that she would be there or not. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t quite get the support of the readers on Reddit…
Welp, apparently it wasn’t difficult to let go for one of them. They have already moved on. Undoubtedly, for good.
This person’s uncle thought it’d be a good idea to dress up as the scariest person he knew for Halloween… his ex-wife! That’s some dedication. Not bad, sir!
Everyone, of course. And rightfully so. Just check out this poor young lady’s list. Yikes.
Pretty sure you dodged a bullet with that one! It can be odd when an ex comes back into your life with something like this… particularly after you’ve spent significant time apart.
https://twitter.com/greenbeangrrl/status/998692002676944896
After buying their ex’s glasses, they had them engraved… how thoughtful. Or petty.
Some ex’s just have better timing than others. This is an example of an ex reaching out at the perfect time. Way to make yourself available.
It’s like he was never there. $15 buys you an entirely new past. Have any loose change?
The price went from $10 to $15 as demand grew.
I think this message comes across pretty loud and clear. She’s the devil! But then again, she’s still on you…
This might not have went as planned. His ex-wife sent him a pizza. Who wouldn’t want a free pizza? This guy looks pretty happy with it. Nice try though.
Well, that’s that. I’m sure civil conversation didn’t follow after this burn.
This guy took photos of himself and his wife and placed them on checks so that everytime he sent an alimony check to his ex-wife, she would see the happy couple. Ouch.
When the baby doesn’t have love for you, nobody does. Slowly inhale and accept that you are no longer a part of this person’s life. At least you sort of got a peek.
Yeah, never mind. I’m no longer here. Joey clearly is bad news.
When a complete stranger approaches you at the bar… things can get weird. What’s more crazy is that his friend proceeds to buy her a drink! Yeah, she’s got this.
https://twitter.com/liljuicyjenni/status/1081752046108319744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ffifteen-exes-who-are-definitely-definitely-not-on-good-terms
Maybe they’re still on speaking terms? Maybe she got a kick out of this text? Or maybe she went over to his house and lived up to the name of the show…
Somebody needs to take it down several notches. Why waste negative energy when there’s a new venture ahead? But her response is classic. So witty and tasteful.
Wow, some people will go until they can’t anymore. How unfortunate for them. Too bad there weren’t any chocolates.
This is an interesting way of doing things… why not sell it for what it’s worth? If not, just donate it to a thrift store.
You would have never thought that there was another person in the photo. Sometimes moving on requires removing people.
So yeah, it’s good she’s no longer with this guy. Interesting way to get back at him though. Perhaps she sent it to his mother. That would be a boss move.
Talk about poor timing… it looks like her new boyfriend isn’t having it. And it looks like the ex received the message loud and clear.
He captioned the photo, “Just returned my ex to the store.”
Yikes… I take it things didn’t end well between the two of them? Yeah, that’s a k.o.
Her ex was bitter about their breakup and began referring to her as Taylor Swift. You don’t want to go that route, buddy. Just look at her exes…
At least they didn’t waste any time! But you have to admit, this is hilarious. Thanks for the honesty, Taylor.
56) Who’s really not over it?
This guy is showcasing a photo of his ex faceplanting in a flood of water to the public.
On the other hand, he still has this photo…
Something tells me that this person tried to continue this conversation. Something else tells me that it didn’t go well. Like, at all.
This guy found the perfect gift to send his ex. I think a lot of people would find this handy.
You said it! It’s the best and healthiest thing one can do. There’s so much more to life than revenge.
Just one more…
https://twitter.com/briannewojo_/status/1220131377162674176
Here’s to hoping! 29 times is excessive. I don’t blame her for wanting to be done with him.
https://twitter.com/kkerrrigann/status/1007128231630303233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ffifteen-exes-who-are-definitely-definitely-not-on-good-terms
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