For some, the mere concept of getting your wisdom teeth removed is enough to induce a low-key panic attack.
For others however, it brings to mind hilarious and delirious conversations with outpatients soaring sky-high on very strong sedatives. The difference between the two groups of people is whether or not you’ve ever gone down the rabbit hole of watching videos of people on the ride home from having their wisdom teeth removed.
One hilarious video featuring a pair of de-wisdomed twins has the internet in stitches.
Usually, these videos feature one person who’s just come out of the moderately intense surgery required to remove the bonus teeth which linger in the back-ends of our jaws. With this one however, you get two for the price of one, with fraternal (non-identical) twins Sarah and Allison, who underwent their parallel procedures at the same time. The video begins with the first twin, Sarah, in a delirious state.
Sarah is rambling to her mother in the passenger seat, completely out of it.
If you’ve ever seen one of these videos, you’ll know that half of the process of looking after people who’ve just come out of this surgery is stopping them from fiddling with their wrappings and stitches.
“You have to leave them in ’cause you don’t want to bleed.” Says Sarah’s mother.
“Bleed anytime, anywhere.” Responds Sarah.
Sarah’s poor mother really has her work cut out for her, especially with a second spaced-out daughter on the way.
“Am I allowed to swallow?” Sarah continues.
“Yeah just don’t swallow the gauze.”
“I’m not stupid.” Sarah says, completely out of her mind.
Sarah still takes the time to make sure her hair looks good though!
When Allison finally joins the car, things get from strange, to stranger!
If all that Sarah wants to do is go home and relax, Allison is on a completely different wavelength! While Sarah squirms in her seat just trying to get comfortable with her eyes closed looking like she’s about ready for a two-year nap, Allison is coming in hot! I mean that literally, as both of the girls struggle in the summer heat of the car. As Mom tries to clip Allison’s seat belt onto her, she energetically exclaims “Get it in there! Yeah! Safety first!” While proudly patting her chest.
Before long, the conversations become…surreal.
Especially when Sarah begins asking questions that we may not have the answers to.
Sarah: Does Spongebob have a girlfriend?
Allison: Who?
S: Spongebob.
A: Spongebob?
S: Spongebob!
A: Yeah what about him?
S: Does he have a girlfriend?
A: You wanna be his girlfriend?
When you’re this delirious, you just focus on some of the more pressing matters in your life.
You know, like the last meal you had for instance, as Allison enters another barely comprehensible monologue.
“I had so much pizza last night now my stomach is like arGhh….”
However she is not yet done making her point…
“But my heart is like yeah!! Pizza is good for your heart!
When the girls have had enough of the heat of the day, they press again for the AC to be cranked.
Allison: Hey what, I’m hot!
Mom: We’ll be home soon, think about something cold.
But Allison lurches forward with a comically accusatory finger pointed straight at her mother.
Allison: Your heart!
The hilarity of this video has truly tickled viewers all over the world.
With over 1.5 million views, it’s finding its audience who relish in the ridiculousness of everything these girls say throughout the entire video. Their comments say it all:
At least throughout the ordeal, these two twins have each other.
Watch the full video below to enjoy the hilarious capers of these twins!
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