Whether you went to Sunday school or temple or didn’t partake in either religion, chances are you’ve heard the story of creation.
The story of creation comes from the Book of Genesis and the rundown is that God created the universe in 7 days.
Days 1 through 4, God was busy creating light, darkness, the land, the sea, the sun, the moon, and all of those things we need every day.
But by day 5, things got interesting. God created every living creature. Well, humans like to look at what God created (not ourselves though, because where is the fun in that?) and examine things closely.
Plenty of people on Twitter and Tumblr have called out God for his super weird creations. If you think about it, why does a bee’s throw up taste good? Why does a spider shoot a rope out of its butt?
These Twitter and Tumblr users have the best descriptions of how God created creates like bees, ferrets, jellyfish, and more.
1. “Give it a butt rope” – God, obviously talking about spiders
2. The only logical thought process behind creating alligators
3. The weirdly specific way a bee was designed
4. The scary comparison between bats and a part of the male anatomy
5. This description of how a snake moves that we *all* know
6. The fact that pandas are just two other animals merged together
7. This guy said exactly what we all feel about jellyfish
8. The sad truth about how chimps are smart but not taken seriously… for a good reason
9. The hidden terror hiding behind a kitten’s paws
10. God created the mantis to be super cool and crazy at the same time
11. God was actually just trolling us all when he made the mosquito
12. The very real and sad truth behind dogs
13. God created yet another animal in honor of the male anatomy
14. God created ants, then he created their ultimate enemy right in front of their eyes
15. Ferrets are just a spinoff of raccoons, apparently
Do you have any jokes of your own about what God must have been thinking when he made all of the animals during creation?
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