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20 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture Life Before And After Kids
I can totally relate to these parents! I love my kids, but these are hilarious.
Annie Kim
06.09.17

There is a reason why people often advise young adults to wait to have kids. Once you produce an adorable little human, they change your entire world. Your day-to-day plans made for the day will never go as planned. Things you โ€œnormally doโ€ will become a rare event or a special occasion. Itโ€™s part of the growing pains of the parenting process. You learn to adapt and become what your kid (and your sanity) needs accordingly. As much as you love and adore your little human/s, youโ€™ll reminisce

Things you โ€œnormally doโ€ will become a rare event or a special occasion. Itโ€™s part of the growing pains of the parenting process. You learn to adapt and become what your kid (and your sanity) needs accordingly. As much as you love and adore your little human/s, youโ€™ll reminisce

As much as you love and adore your little human/s, youโ€™ll reminisce about the good old days of the past where you only had to care for yourself.

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Here are 20 hysterical before and after kid tweets created by funny parents. Share this hilariously accurate article with your fellow parents.

#1 Sometimes, the only goal you achieve with your kids that day is putting on shoes.

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#2 There are two things that come to mind when you think of quiet children: The creepy ones that pop out at you in scary movies and then theirs your kid. If theyโ€™re quiet, theyโ€™re probably up to no good. Which means, you better go check on what kind of messy ruckus theyโ€™re about to create for you to clean up.

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#3 After kids, your taste in movies is not the only thing that changes.

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#4 Exciting Groupon offersโ€ฆ for parents!

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#5 Beware: Kids are walking talking germ factories.

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#6 You make do with what you can get. Taking on life with an old cheerio in one hand and cleaning up your kidโ€™s mess in the other.

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#7 Your level of tolerance for repulsive stuff is on a whole different scale of grossness. You find bodily fluids to be fascinating and informative. You can thank your kids for that one.

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#8 Thereโ€™s no way around their oops. For the well-being of your mental state, take it one mess at a time. Youโ€™ll learn to adapt, accept and clean up.

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#9 After kids, itโ€™s never about style. Itโ€™s all about comfort.

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#10 This lady found herself a keeper.

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#11 In every parenting Hallmark card, their sayings always go along the lines ofโ€ฆ kids are bundles of love and joy. They forget to mention that kids are also bundles of tears and exhaustion.

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#12 With kids in the picture, sleep is the ultimate priority. Itโ€™s more important than showering, eating and breathing.

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#13 Costco is life.

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#14 Even if you donโ€™t have kids, wearing pajamas to a party sounds like a GREAT idea.

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#15 Outfits change as priorities change. Quite frankly, we donโ€™t care as long as weโ€™re comfortable and puke stains are nowhere to be spotted.

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#16 Quiet time alone becomes a rarity. So youโ€™ll do just about anything for some โ€œmeโ€ time without your thoughts being interrupted by a whiny (but adorable) kid yelling โ€œMAAMMMMMMMMMโ€ every five minutes.

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#17 Fellow parents share a whole different level of communication where they understand one another without having to say a single word.

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#18 Itโ€™s a hard knock life being a parent.

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#19 Love on a different, arguably more pungent, level.

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#20 Spontaneously cancel and change weekend trip plans to the park! Does it count as spontaneous if you do it often?

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