This just goes to show that there is no such thing as a bad dog breed! The Pitties and Rotties are two of the most marginalized breeds for having “bad” behavioral traits, but it’s not a trait. It’s a learned behavior from bad owners! These two dogs are such angels that they give everyone the benefit of the doubt…even intruders!

Letting off multiple intestinal gas bombs is simply this pooch’s way of telling his human how much he loves her! No wonder there’s not even a hint of remorse. He’s just incredibly at ease with his mama…even if she isn’t. Maybe it’s time to take a look at what she’s feeding him, though.

Jealousy can be expressed in all sorts of ways, for all sorts of reasons, and the same is true for dogs. Some dogs snarl and growl, or even snap at other dogs if they get any sort of attention. This dog is slightly more passive-aggressive about it though and simply relieves himself in his brother’s food bowl.

Every pup has its weakness and this crazy dog’s is butter. Having the butter farts might be unpleasant, but at least he isn’t gassing out mom with the meat farts. Those are the worst! No matter that the rest of the family won’t get to try mom’s homemade cookies… they can always get the store-bought variety anyway.

We bet that the next time this particular UPS driver comes around that he won’t forget to give his road buddy one of those tasty cookies! The smart dog knew the driver would never leave without giving him a treat on purpose. Clearly, he must have wanted some company on his route that day.

Who in the world needs a flower bed, anyway? Simone loves to swim and knows that her grannie loves her, so obviously grannie would rather have a giant swimming pool in her backyard to watch the dog play in, right?! The industrious pup figured it all out and got to digging out the pool pit right away!

This little dog’s phobia of the sound of her pee actually has a name. Phonophobia; an inexplicable fear of loud sounds. Of course, then again, maybe she just hates peeing out in public and if that’s the case her humans might want to invest in an oversized litterbox.

Sometimes you just can’t take your dog anywhere. This particular pup might have really deserved his dog shaming. He humiliated his poor dad by taking a whiz on a hapless beachgoer, just to piss off the man’s dog and pick a fight. At least his human will never be bored while his pup is around.

Selling a car can be a huge hassle in and of itself, even if you have all the paperwork you need handy and ready to go. Just imagine how frustrating it would be to be a couple of hours away from having the cash in hand for your sold car, only to find the all-important car title shredded to pieces with your dog grinning back at you…let’s just say it’s a good thing the dog is family!

Sometimes when you have a big problem in life, you know the only person you can go to is your mom. This dog knew she couldn’t handle the mess she was in, so she went straight to her human. When she realized she didn’t see her though, the dog decided to put the problem right on top of her poor mom’s face!

When you’re in the middle of a good snooze, something has to be really worth it in order for you to get up. Apparently, nothing in the house was worth waking up for in this dog’s mind, including his mom! He probably won’t be able to live this one down for a very long time.

This could be the new slogan on a drug for constipated canine poopers! At least it will be banana scented? One thing’s for sure, we bet this dog mama makes a point of cleaning beneath the bed from now on or, at least we hope she does. Otherwise, she gets to wear the sign next time.

All was going well for this curly-coated pooch until she noticed signs of traffic. Unfortunately for Dave, this dog gets nervous around it and when he is nervy he tends to poop. Even if he is sitting on your lap…

Dog’s can’t always get through to their humans to make their wishes known. So, it’s not all that surprising that their behavior can sometimes come off as a bit passive-aggressive. Like this dog who completely busted off his human’s toilet seat. Perhaps as a way of letting him know that closing the lid on his self-refreshing water bowl is NOT an option anymore!

Swimming can be a lot of fun, but it’s always important not to get too carried away. If you do you might end up like this sad dog who got just a tad bit over-excited when she got to play in the swimming pool. She was so stoked to be in that she didn’t want to get out, not even to go poop.

This little guy isn’t being shamed for getting sick, that’s just not his fault (probably). No, this shaggy-haired pooch is being punished with public humiliation for where, exactly, he decided to blow his chunks; right on top of a poor, unsuspecting child. The kid was taking a nap and was none the wiser when the pup decided to use him as a puke spot!

Some dogs are just friendly with everyone, and it’s not surprising they want to show off their human to all their buddies. This dog takes it just a wee bit too far, though. Every time his dad takes him outside to go potty and he sees the neighbors come out, instead of doing his business he likes to pants his dad to show the neighbors just what he’s working with!

All of us entertain the idea of having some superpower-laden alter ego, and apparently dogs do too. Daisy, for instance, loves to prance around as a superhero masked in her mom’s panties. With a killer superhero name like Dynamite Daisy, coupled with her crazy-eyes popping out of the underwear, anyone even thinking of doing something wrong will laugh themselves into paralysis!

Let’s face it, dogs aren’t the only ones who deserve a good shaming every now and then. Humans screw up all the time, it’s just a fact of life. The biggest mistake they make, though, is in thinking that their oh-so-smart dogs aren’t picking up on our flaws. Trust us, dogs know when you’re giving them the short end of the stick…or treat!

Dogs get extremely attached to their owners, there’s no question about it. All dogs, however, don’t display their love for their humans through unwavering obedience and happy hugs and kisses whenever they see them come home. Rather some dogs, like this one here, let their parents know how much they hate being apart from them by leaving a steaming dump on the floor every time they get left behind!

Don’t let this adorable ball of fluff and sad puppy eyes fool you; he totally deserves his dog shaming. When grandma decided to take him on an epic journey with her to Canada, they had a great time. So great, in fact, that her grand-dogger apparently didn’t want to go back home. To ensure things went his way, he ate his granny’s passport so they couldn’t leave the country!

Sometimes no matter how much you love someone you have to face the facts about them, including your dog. We all have our dark side and animals are just the same. This dog might be a bit extra, though; he likes to play with the dead bodies of his kill! He also seems to think his dad’s horrified reaction is hilarious.

This dog is one smart cookie. She loves butter and when she saw a whole pound of it, she decided to eat half of it. Then she rubbed one stick into the couch to distract mom while she stealthily hid the other! From the looks on her face, this mischievous Golden Retriever is feeling pretty confident that mom is never going to find that fourth stick of butter.

Dogs are much smarter than we humans tend to give them credit for. Just like any intelligent strategist does, dogs know that sometimes in order to get what it is you’re after, you’ve gotta team up with others who have the same interest!

These pair are the perfect example of that. The one that bites the bullet and steals mom’s food gets to eat first, then while mom is distracted with his punishment, the other swoops in to gobble up whatever is left!

You might not always find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sometimes you might just find a multi-colored, waxy pile of dog turds waiting for you, most likely next to an empty box of crayons. At least he paints with all the colors in the package.

One of the best things about owning a dog is how easily most of them seem to be able to entertain themselves. Don’t feel like playing fetch? That’s fine, they’ll make up their own game!

Such are the joys of these dog parents, whose tiny chomper likes to bite every bump under the blankets. It’s real cute and all… until you have to wear a nut-cup to bed at night.

Just like people, there are certain foods that provide great health benefits to dogs. One of these is raw chicken eggs, well known for their ability to give dogs a healthy and illustrious coat. Unfortunately, one thing dogs aren’t so great at judging is how much of something they can eat before it takes a toll on them.

Ellie found out how many eggs her digestive system could handle the hard way. No worries though! Mom is the only one that will have to pay for it.

The first step in breaking an addiction, they say, is to admit that you have one. Of course, dogs can’t speak in a language we all understand, so sometimes as a parent you have to help them come to terms with their addictions.

That is what Missy’s mom did when she realized her sweet, innocent dog had somehow managed to become a full-blown hoarder. As you can see from the pile of dog bones below, her case is incredibly severe, and it’s unlikely at this stage in her addiction that she will be able to break the cycle.

Sophia does not like it when her mama leaves the house without her. The pair are like two peas in a pod, and when this little bugger gets left to her own devices she doesn’t just get over it and move on.

Sophia is training her human to take her with her everywhere by pulling out mom’s favorite footwear and pooping right in her shoes. Maybe the next time she goes to slip on her sandals and leave the house without her shoe-pooper, she’ll think twice about it.

If you think having a tiny shoe-pooper on your hands is rough, you’ll be praying for one after you see this dog’s way of dealing with being left behind.

He doesn’t get upset and take a dump about it. Instead, he just figures his humans probably forgot to take him, but that’s okay; he’ll just make his own way out of the trailer!

This curious pug is getting a double-dog shaming. Not only does he have to pose with a sign explaining his unchecked love of devouring tubs of vaseline, but he has to wear a diaper, too.

Really, the diaper is actually a kindness, as the silly little pug will be working things out for quite a while. This way, at least he can do it the comfort of the house…

Just like with humans, as dogs get older their bodies tend to get a little more settled. Old dogs don’t have quite as much control over their muscles like they used to. As a result, sometimes things slip by them without their noticing it.

This is generally perfectly fine, but this poor guy is tormented by his own gas. Every time he tries to take a snooze, he accidentally lets one rip and scares himself back awake. Must be ruff…

It’s funny just how much we have in common with dogs. For instance, many dogs hate going to the vet’s office the way some people hate going to the doctor or dentist.

What sets dogs apart, though, is their carefree attitude when it comes to letting the vet know exactly what they think about him. This obnoxious old pug did just that when he left a steamy pile of poo on his vet’s office floor, just after his sis left one behind for the same vet on his sidewalk!

Dogs are incredibly curious creatures by nature. Unfortunately, it is their nose that leads them and sometimes they just love to stick it where it doesn’t belong. No matter how many times you try and train them to do differently, they ultimately have to figure out why it’s not such a good idea on their own.

Sadly, nature developed her own lesson plan for this; the skunk.

It seems like our dogs have the most uncanny ability to know exactly how to dreadfully embarrass their humans at any given time. Whether it’s taking a well-timed dump on a sidewalk as a stranger passes by, or even pulling down your pants in front of your neighbor, your dog will find a way to get the job done.

This dog is the King of embarrassing his human! How’d he do it? Simple; he humped the kid next door. Try making that awkward apology over your newly planned fence-line!

There really isn’t any getting around it; dogs can be disgusting sometimes. They love stinky things so much that they like to roll in it and cover themselves, and they will even lick up each other’s pee! GROSS!!!

This English bulldog takes the whole nasty cake, though; he helps his little human keep his potty clean by gobbling up his poop!

If you’re thinking about having the priest come over for Easter dinner, you might want to consider locking up your dog before he gets there. This Golden happens to have a very sardonic sense of humor and he’s horny. So, when the priest arrived for dinner, he could tell the priest was in the same boat as he was and promptly got to work helping him out with that.

This girl gets her dog shaming for scaring the hell out of her human when she showed up looking like she just left a murderous blood bath. On second look, though, they discovered she had really just murdered a potential cake when she tore through a box of red velvet cake mix. Hopefully, her shaming will help keep her sweet tooth in check.

We aren’t so sure this dog needed the extra punishment of embarrassment. He looks like he’s regretting his actions enough. On the upside, we highly doubt the dog will ever sneak off with his mom’s sandwiches ever again!

This old furry pervert might just be a lost cause. This is his 2nd dog shaming and just look at that cocky smirk on his face. It doesn’t look like there’s even one ounce of remorse for being a panty thief, let alone for eating all the evidence. This lady might just have to accept her fate and put a lock on her panty drawer from now on.

Not all dogs save up their most embarrassing antics for their forever humans. Some dogs like to spread the love around to the other humans in their lives, too.

Take Gordon here, for example. He gets a kick out of forcing his dog-walker into awkward encounters with older men. Whenever they go for a walk at the beach, he makes sure to race over to the nude side and say what’s up to all the naked men, forcing his dog walker to come chasing after him. Who knows? Maybe he’s just sizing up a date for his lonely walking companion.

We feel like there might be a little more to the story than what we’re getting here. The dog’s expression doesn’t look all that guilty. In fact, she kinda looks like she’s still pissed off about whatever it is that made her want to punch her mom in the first place.

We’re pretty sure that if this dog knew how to use a marker and could spell, her human would be the one wearing a sign.

Everyone has heard of a dog getting jealous over other dogs, or sometimes even over other kids. This dog’s unchecked jealousy takes the cake, though!

Her poor mom can’t even get some simple gardening done without her envious furbaby coming right behind her to undo all of her work. That should make her think twice before showing affection towards anything else!

Some dogs seem to think that they are unquestionably the center of the universe. While that may be true for a dog’s humans, it generally isn’t for the rest of the world.

This little terror must have missed that memo, though, because when he sees his Buddhist neighbors leaving food offerings for Buddha, he assumes that surely the neighbors are really leaving it just for him. And he doesn’t waste any time in accepting the humble offering, either!

Sometimes if you’re the only dog in the house and you need mom to get distracted, you’ve gotta get creative about it. This spotted little guy didn’t have any other dogs to team up with when he wanted to munch down on some of mom’s cereal, so he came up with a master plan!

The plan was quite simple, really; just drop a stinky pile of poo in the basement to keep mom occupied while he made a run at the cereal. The only thing that went wrong was that he didn’t eat it fast enough and got caught in the act. He’ll do better next time, though.

This dog gives a whole new meaning to marking your territory. When he saw the Taco Bell commercials this little chihuahua understood all too clearly; every tortilla his eye could see belonged to him. Of course, he had to make sure his humans got the message, too, so he bit a chunk out of every tortilla in the house just to make sure his people were clear about who they belonged to.

Keeping your dog well behaved is no easy task, which is why a lot of people pour hundreds of dollars into getting their furbabies professionally trained. Unfortunately, there are some things in a dog’s life that you will just never think to prepare them for until it’s too late.

That’s what this dog mom figured out when she realized her dog had zero social etiquette towards the other dogs at the park. How did she figure this out? By watching her delightful furbaby drop a deuce in the dog-watering fountain. Now she knows.

Cuddling with your dog is one of the best ways to ensure they feel safe, loved, and comfortable when their humans are nearby. Sometimes, though, our four-legged friends can get a little too comfortable with us and let themselves go.

This dog is learning that there’s a downside to being too comfortable with dad after he decided to let a fart slip out and ended up pooping all over his human’s arm!

It isn’t always wise to let your pet know how much you hate something. Dogs are highly intelligent creatures, and each of them has their very own unique sense of humor.

This tiny dog, for example, knows just how much her mom loathes it when she eats her own poop. Rather than being ashamed of her less-than-ladylike snacking habits, she decided to show her human what she was missing out on by wiggling her wet tongue up her mom’s nose right after inhaling a pile of poo!

Dogs determine everything by their sense of smell, and they use scent to communicate with other animals, too. Unfortunately for us humans, this type of communication doesn’t always work out in our favor. Like when this young pup decided to befriend an unknown driver by leaping into his passenger seat and relieving himself all over it. Now he and any animal he might encounter knows that he’s already got a new best friend!