Rather pointless having super expensive plates that never get used since they just take up space.

Fine China is one of those things in your home that you forget you have. Until it gets broken by the kids.

If you want to scream fake news, then scream it at these, and not actual news outlets.

The world has barely enough newsworthy events for an hour of programming a day, much less 24/7.Those 24-hour outlets lean heavy on the fluff and scares just for the views.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend as Hollywood would have you believe, but you can get cubic zirconia. It’s cheaper and comes in more colors.

No room was able to escape the horrors of patterned wallpaper. Patterned wallpaper is so busy to look at making them look tacky as a result. Stick with a solid paint color.

That’s assuming you can apply correctly since smoothing out those bumps and ridges in the paper can be such a hassle.

“I’m paying you in experience!” says the CEO.

If only experience paid the rent and the bills, boss.

If you’re a big supporter of unpaid internships, then go ahead and apply for one immediately.

Crocs were originally created to be boating shoes, debuting back in 2002 and fast becoming popular across America. Unfortunately, boating enthusiasts weren’t the only people these ugly shoes found popularity with.

Sure, they’re easy to slip on, and yes, they’re comfortable, but they likely won’t win any fashion awards.

Alright let’s say it. “Snowflakes” are “whiny” and “can’t take a joke” since they often disagree with you.

But whatever happens, don’t ever direct that blame inward since it’s the millennials.

Home shopping networks are out to sell you every second of the day.

There are so many ways to acquire things these days anyway, so why do it through the TV?

High-waisted jeans are no longer cute. Regardless of what your older neighbor/colleague/acquaintance says.

Unless you’re rail thin, high-waisted jeans are not going to flatter you. All they do is create curves in all the wrong places.

All you are doing is holding up the line when you write these out in store. Just carry one card instead of a fat stack of checks.

Bonus points for those personalized checks. Nothing spells class like paying for your colonoscopy with a check plastered with puppies and kittens as you sign your name.

These were the phones with jacks plugged into the wall. You can get landlines for free at this point, but you carry around your cell phone everywhere you go anyhow.

Researching and implementing green, sustainable energy is such a waste, said no one ever.

Malls can be anxiety inducing for many. You can buy or return everything online and even have them delivered to your doorstep anyway.

Just look at the miserable looks of husbands who don’t want to be there. No one wants to go shopping with grouchy moods.

These really are not flattering so just let them die.

Capris are already pushing it but when coupled with khaki, it becomes a travesty.

Denim is great for sure, but all things come in moderation.

No one cares if you’re the great great grandson of Levi Strauss. A head-to-toe denim look is not as stylish as you think it is or make it seem to be.

Jell-O in itself is fine, but shoving the stuff with ham, cheese, tuna, and whatever else you can think of isn’t appetizing.

The ’70s had people thinking that everything needed to be suspended in gelatin. Time to put this disgusting chapter behind us.

No home was complete without a set of encyclopedias back then. And they probably got the entire set from door-to-door salespeople.

Encyclopedias have become obsolete thanks to Google so having them in your home just makes it look dated. Not to mention it takes up space.

People then loved white socks and sandals thinking they were a good fashion choice, and some still do. But… sandals were made so you won’t have to wear socks. You look ridiculous with socks.

And if you’re wearing socks because your feet look horrible, then ditch the sandals and go with a nice, conservative sneaker.

These huge, heavy phone books are such a waste of paper. If you need to get in contact with someone, you can find their number online or message them over Facebook or one of those chat apps.

Where would you even go about finding a phone book to use anyway?

Nothing shouts ‘I still live in the ’60s’ like shag carpet. Those carpets never looked nice and they felt weird on your feet. Younger generations will probably forget these.

And don’t even try to keep it clean. You are better off hiring a groomer.

Another fad that just looks really dumb. You are better off grabbing an actual hat to keep the sun out of your face.

If you happen to be losing hair, that visor is going to betray your secret all the time.

These look just as gross as all the germs they collect. That plus the fact that they hold odor. Just get rid of these, for your sake and everyone else.

Everyone wants a luxury experience in the bathroom, but shag carpeting on your butt is not exactly the way to do so.

Records are actually making a major comeback today, with these and record players now being sold in stores like Target and Walmart.

They are old fashioned and a little impractical, but we’ll concede this time. These were very cool.

For some reason, baby boomers hate skinny jeans. So they insist on rocking flared and bootcut jeans, because “everything comes back into style eventually.”

So following that logic, skinny jeans should be cool now since they’re not new or revolutionary at anyway.

Clothes do get wrinkled occasionally, but there are easier ways today than wasting time ironing. Just take it to the cleaners and let them handle everything.

Or wear it if it’s not that bad since nowadays, nobody cares anymore.

Bar soap is gross and really tedious to deal with compared to liquid soap. For older people, weak knees and hips cause issues when dropping the soap in the shower.

That could lead to trouble so invest in a waterproof life alert if you still have bar soap at home.

Or switch to gel soap and not worry about anything.

You probably grew up on meatloaf. And while there are some who still eat this,many others lean away from this dish since it’s mostly bland and doesn’t really look appetizing.

Slathering meatloaf with ketchup is odd too, but that just makes it more unappealing if anything.

Vests aren’t really that cute, which makes patterned vests just really gross.

It’s not right to judge people based on what they wear, but just look the other way when it comes to others wearing patterned vests.

Some of these mysteries are just ridiculous and really overdone. And with so many of them, it all just seems like the same show.

We’re talking about 20 Law & Orders and at least as many CSI’s. We should have reached peak criminal justice by now, you know.