I can’t even pronounce the name of this big bird, but dayum that’s huge! It could have gobbled us up and regurgitated our bits and pieces for their babies in one fell swoop.

@H1SpeedTactic:

“This literally looks like one of the creatures from Avatar. I really wish I could just have a glimpse of the prehistoric period, if only for a moment lol.”

@hat-of-sky:

“Only for a moment. ‘Oh, look! That’s so cool! Wait’ll I tell my-‘ CHOMP!”

I hope the horse is okay! Those gray spots at the bottom don’t look so good.

@LuxNocte:

“His parents took him to live at a farm upstate, little buddy. He’s just fine.”

Now that’s one huge fur baby! He looks so cuddly and tame… but remember, in Australia, everything wants to kill you!

What a difference a hundred years makes! The behemoth in the back is five times the size of the Titanic, which was the largest cruise ship in the world when it was first built.

They should make playground sculptures of of things like this. They’re big enough to climb inside of, and it could teach kids a lesson or two while they play!

@mediumj:

“I wonder how much unhealthy stuff the whale has to eat to clog those arteries.”

Talk about dragon lady manicures! Don’t ever hold hands with this lady, she’ll crush you!

@KibbyisKibby:

“Who knew they were that huge. Then again they can pick up deer so idk.”

This visual representation shows how easily one million little blue balls of planet earth can fit inside the sun. I feel sorry for the poor guy who had to count all those balls – he probably lost all his marbles when someone demanded a recount!

@Jason Zaffary:

“Who knew earth was such a choking hazard…”

Ooooh, what a handsome looking devil! I’d bet he’d taste pretty good with some parsley and melted garlic butter.

@mrcastiron:

“I would prefer to believe that the lady is 8 inches tall.”

So, if your job really sucks, then a billion seconds is almost like an entire day of work. And a million seconds is more than some people get in holiday and sick pay for the entire year!

Holy smokes! You could strap a saddle on this gal and ride her like a horse on the beach.

Just so you know, the leatherback is the largest of all turtles, weighing in at a hefty 500 to 2000 pounds.

See that little school bus behind the truck? Yeah. This must feel like you’re driving your house from the second floor bedroom! It even has a private patio.

@candiedbug:

“It’s like a rolling apt building. Would make a nice roaming base in a post apocalyptic desert.”

When you’re driving down the highway, you’re always flying past them so you never really get a good grasp of its size. Even so, but some people still need glasses to see these signs!

I think the only unit in this photo is that deranged woman. She probably clocks in at around a 210,000 caloric unit. That’s a pretty hearty meal even for someone of this big fella’s size!

@Noodlesinabucket:

“Ha, this is at a place called Crocosaurus Cove in Darwin in the Northern Territory, Australia. It’s pretty expensive to get in the ‘cage of death’, some $170 AUD and I didn’t do it personally. Honestly it feels little bit tacky, but I would totally recommend it if you’re passing through Darwin and wanna see some seriously terrifyingly massive crocs.”

Don’t panic! Moose are plant-eaters. As long as you don’t hang out in the garden section of Home Depot, you’re good.

@PowoPenguin:

“As a Canadian, nope that’s a rather moose sized moose.”

It’s just a diver and a ginormous humpback whale doing a secret handshake under the sea. That kind of stuff happens all the time, right?

Uh oh, the big black direwolf is giving them cotes the stank eye! Do you think one of those fellas got a little bit too wily with his lady friend?

Just when you were coming to grips with the existence of the big bad wolf, a larger predator comes along to scare the bejesus out of you! The skull from this wild boar makes your average wolf look like a puppy.

@bexbax:

“I have been fearing the wrong woodland creature.”

Have you seen the crazy amount of insulation surrounding the copper core? Too bad we don’t have that much insulation. If you tried to touch a live one of these, the cleanup crew would be wiping your smile off the sidewalk.

@jazzcat007:

“Touch your tongue to it.”

@Andrewtait:

“Tastes like pennies.”

Even though the moon looks so tiny in the sky, somehow it still seemed bigger than this. I bet Alaska would take up the whole back side!

@Random_Imgur_User

“My middle school science teacher once said that it would take the astronauts only mere hours to a day to completely walk around the moon. I’m ashamed to have been a part of her class now.”

So, this is what being a stripper versus being a drug dealer looks like. It’s about 1/100th of a cut. Nice!

Even when they don’t have the full power of a real live bear behind it, these murder mittens still look like they could end you. They’re so sharp they could cut through you like butter!

Sometimes it’s hard to gauge the size of ocean dwellers when they’re pictured swimming against the backdrop of the big blue sea. But, when compared to a human, it’s easy to see why this gigantic manta ray, which weighed 5000 pounds when it got tangled up in the anchor line of the Miss Pensacola II, was nicknamed “The Great Manta.”

Consider yourself lucky if this planet killer landed in your backyard – it’d be a quick and painless end. The rest of the world, on the other hand, would suffer greatly in the apocalyptic aftermath!

@bigmuffin1:

“They keep trying to get stoned, space is helping out.”

Think all Asian people are short? Then you probably haven’t met Chinese basketball player Yao Ming. He makes 7-foot tall Lauri Markkanen of the Chicago Bulls look like a shrimp.

@Troux:

“I don’t want to brag but I was there. I’m the one standing between them.”

Wind turbines are a sight to behold if you’re ever lucky enough to see one in person. They’re much bigger than they look, and can make you feel like a tiny little ant once you realize just how massive they really are.

“This photo shows one of the three 135-ft blades of a turbine before installation. Although the blades of wind turbines appear to move quite slowly to the human eye, blade tips often move at speeds faster than 100 mph.”

If you’re planning to visit the Great Pyramid of Giza anytime soon, you might want to bring some extra sneakers with you. You’ll wear out the first pair before you get halfway up!

“The ancient Egyptians called the Great Pyramid “Ikhet“, meaning the “Glorious Light” for good reason. It’s been calculated, that the pyramid with its original limestone casing stones, acted like gigantic mirrors that reflected light so powerful that it was like a shining star, visible from the moon.”

This ape is just one teenage growth spurt away from being King Kong! I wonder what his “facepalm” looks like?

@unlikespace3858:

“Is someone in charge of trimming those nails? Because that’s a manicurist that deserves some hazard pay.”

General Sherman is neither the tallest nor oldest tree in the world. But, it is the largest tree by volume (52,500 cubic feet). If we’re supposed to drink 8 cups of water every day, imagine how much this guy is supposed to guzzle!

Hobbits aren’t as small as we’ve been led to believe. It’s Middle Earth that’s supersized!

@Gubszz:

“At first glance, I thought it was some kind of magnifying device that clearly wasn’t working as his hands were the same size (close up). Then I realised I was a moron.”

Wow, these look so small dangling up in the air. Who knew they were so massive in real life?

@Cassie:

“I love the effect of walking up to one of these. I know how big they are and it’s still hard to wrap my mind around it. Each light is bigger around than my head. It’s really cool.”

No freakin’ way! I always thought the statue of David was man-sized. It turns out that David is more like a Goliath.

@Goobernacula:

“So basically this is the exact opposite of seeing the Mona Lisa in person.”

Imagine being all dramatic and opening these doors in slow motion. Come to think of it, doors this massive probably take an hour to open up anyways.

@doobtacular:

“When I work at a humble bank but my manager is a powerful ogre warlock.”

Clydesdales aren’t just your average, everyday horses. They’re what all the other horses want to be when they grow up!

@IsThisWhataboutism

“I rode a Clydesdale named Rambo. Rambo didn’t give a shit that I was on his back. Everyone else in the group of horses went left and Rambo (and I) went right so Rambo could eat some nice grass and some tasty flowers. The people on regular sized horse came and got Rambo (and rescued me) about 2 hours later. I couldn’t jump off Rambo because I was worried I’d break my ankle. I’m still not sure Rambo even knew I was there at all.”

So that’s how those all-you-can-eat buffets can afford to get away with seafood Friday’s. They just bid on one giant catch and call it a day!

If you’re wondering how to boil this sucker, here’s the short and simple answer from @Bind_Moggled:

“In the jacuzzi.”

And just how are you supposed to get to all that good meat? Go to Home Depot.

@LL_moderatelycool_j:

“Have to use a tree-trimmer as the shell cracker.”

I’m not sure what these guys are doing, but if they’re trying to untangle the chains, it’s going to take them a while. Hopefully they don’t drop anything valuable in there, like the keys to the boat!

@Nameless824:

“No matter how long I look at this picture, I can’t make my brain stop seeing a regular sized chain and tiny people.”