An ex is an ex for a reason. Sometimes, their desperation and cluelessness can be a source of stress or laughter.
Take this one, for example.
“See you at our wedding”
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The wedding invite might have worked if they hadn’t said goodbye at the start. Although judging from the initial reply, it doesn’t look like it was an amicable break-up.
Let’s look at more hilarious or stressful texts from the exes. Keep reading!
What’s a good insult?
They’re already “bag of trash” probably on the other’s phone anyway. It’s just tit-for-tat.
It wasn’t that long ago!
Maybe they entered a quantum space realm where each day is just a second there. When they came out, they thought it had only been a few minutes!
Stinky Pete
Was it just the breath or the whole body? Either way, eww. We’re glad, too!
It was a glitch
Someone needs a new phone because it’s still sending text messages from the past.
That went … okay
Now, that was a little awkward. What do you think?
Honesty is still the best policy
At least they’re honest. No time wasted here!
Tough love
Tough love or tough luck? In any case, you’re definitely not gonna see them anymore!
It’s not me…
… it’s you. They’re not gonna settle because they’re the best!
Sock’s not worth it
Meeting up for a sock is not worth the mental anguish. There are plenty of other better socks.
Red flag pole
It really does happen to the best of us. Tough life.
There’s the rub
She’s right. Can’t argue with that.
No mind games here
Just keeping it simple and straight. No playing games here, just a direct No.
This is the long game
Someone’s very patiently waiting for someone to answer them back for two years and counting! Will they or will they not reply?
She did reply
It’s the thought that counts, right?
Whoops, missed one!
It’s a good thing this person messaged you on Facebook. You missed one platform. Blocked now!
What do you think?
Will you help your ex this one time? Or will you finally block them from everything?
Hello to the nth level
That first hello without a reply was already a sign. Read the room, er, the textbox.
Deleted only
Oh, they made a mistake at first. Blocked now.
Getting creative
It’s very creative to turn a sports pun into a heartbroken pun. Still didn’t work.
“That’s cool”
It’s been a year. There’s a reason it’s been a year since any form of contact.
A little patience
Patience is all that is needed, if they actually wanted a letter.
Rough
The perfect response but it was rough.
Ouch!
Only the important numbers are saved.
What kind of movie?
It’s going to be straight-up a scary movie.
It’s a classic nightmare
It’s the scary stuff that keeps you awake at night.
Who ghosted who?
Did you suddenly come alive after ghosting the girl?
No way!
What can she say? She knows who she doesn’t want.
Get it now before it’s too late
What happens to that soundbar when it reaches the porch is no longer her responsibility.
So simple
The answer, no matter what you say, will always be no.
One more chance?
Looks like you used up all of your chances already, bud. Move on.
You missed your chance
“But you deserve another chance, my love.”
From one clown to another
Sorry, the red-haired clown disagrees with you.
One year later
All has been forgiven a year later but has the girl forgiven him?
Burn
Oooh, what a burn! Did he deserve a reply in the first place though?
Yes, girl!
Did he think he was going to get sympathy?
What’s the point?
Get your own Spotify account!
Until when?
It’s never ever happening, not in this lifetime.
It’s a great opportunity!
Yeah, next time you need investors, don’t try your ex’s dad.
Nope
You’re worth sacrificing. You are the sacrifice.
Always be positive!
The optimism is much appreciated!
If at first, you don’t succeed
Just move on and find someone else.
Something good came out of it
And someone else will get to have new clothes, too!
Goodbye
This conversation is now over forever.
Let go, man
You already left. Don’t come back again.
Checking
He wanted to check and he was right!
Somebody!
Oh, weren’t they singing out loud?
Automated response
Now, the breakup is definitely unequivocally official.
Stranger danger
Nope nope nope! Get away, stranger!
Not even
She is not even in the slightest bit interested in you.
Evicted
You can’t move in, you’re being evicted immediately!
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