Folks are savvy when they want to get your goods, so you need to be creative as well. But thereโs such a thing as too creative.
Weโre not sure what these 45 people were thinking, but weโre a little concerned about their logic โ and we sure hope they have insurance!


1. Creative safety gear
Itโs a good idea to be safe when working with power tools. However, weโre not sure if this substitutes as suitable vision protection.
Wearing a plastic bucket on your head probably does more harm than good.


2. Trust lock
The person must be really trusting. They used a carabiner to close the locker door.


3. Locked drawer
The mom used the drawer to lock away the kidsโ phones when they were misbehaving, but they found a way to get in.


4. Secure garage
Unfortunately, we still have several years at a minimum until those are developed.


5. Ineffective Gate
Judging by the tracks in the grass though, it doesnโt seem to be working very well. Everyone just drives around.


6. Secure Sandals
Thereโs only one problem โ anyone could just lift up the whole bike and walk off.
Sure, the wheel wonโt turn, but thatโs never stopped a criminal before.


7. Pajama Washing Instructions
Just to be safe, they made sure to let the parents know to remove the child before washing. Otherwise, there could be a big problem.


8. Rumba Roulette
There are a lot of downsides to Rumba roulette and not really any positives that we can think of.


9. Locked Mug
Weโre not sure if it is ingenious or just plain crazy.


10. Horn Covers
However, this goat is free to do all of the head butting that he wants. But youโll still end up with a bruise.


11. Sleeping on the job
The security guard put up a life-size photo of an alert security guard with a shotgun in front of him so he could take a nap.
Weโre sure that no one will notice. It looks very realistic.


12. Well-Protected Spoon
Why else would anyone attach a spoon to a long chain like this?


13. Poorly Placed Sign
However, when the sign blocks the entire bike lane, itโs not really helping.
Now the cyclists have to swerve into the traffic lane to avoid it.


14. Polaroid security camera
It points to an old Polaroid camera attached to the roof.
There are definitely a few issues with the setup.


15. Stapler Warning
If you steal the manโs stapler, he will track you down and make you pay.


16. Newspaper Shield
He uses a sheet of newspaper to keep his face shielded while he operates power tools.


17. ATM Fail
Hopefully, no criminals notice the repair job.


18. Car Lock
He used a chain to hook it up to a tree like you might do with a bicycle.
Itโs an interesting technique.


19. Wooden anti-theft device
Although, there has got to be an easier way to prevent vehicle theft.


20. Nice Try
However, the reality is that the motorcycle lock can just be lifted off.
The person didnโt really think it through all the way.


21. Locked Shifter
No one is going to attempt to steal it now.


22. Excessive Chain Use
Not only is there one running around the outside doors, but there is also a chain strung through the interior of the vehicle.


23. Trusting Bike Owner
Letโs hope this was photographed in a low crime area.


24. Mouse Trap Bike Seat
Sure, itโs an easy trap to disable, but that doesnโt make it any less intimidating.


25. Using Handcuffs
Itโs not very traditional, but it works, so why not?


26. Security Goat
Itโs the curious goat โ and he looks pretty friendly.


27. Truck Security
We wonder what would happen if they forgot to undo it before driving.


28. Sketchy entrance
One way to keep people from entering a door is to install it off of the ground in the middle of a wall. Although, it also makes it hard to exit the building through it.
If you arenโt careful, you could end up falling multiple stories.


29. Lock Illusion
Someone in the office has too much time on their hands. The boss had better increase their workload!


30. Hanging High
The only problem is how they are going to get it down if they ever want to ride it. It seems like a big hassle.


31. No Bears Allowed
Unfortunately, relying on a bear to read a sign is a pretty bad technique for keeping bears from climbing in.


32. Useful Gate
But not this gate. Itโs just decorative.


33. Thief-Proof Case
Not even the windows can be accessed.


34. Team Effort
Itโs one of the most dangerous things that weโve ever seen.


35. Visible Door Code
It doesnโt make much sense, but really, most of these security fails donโt make much senseโฆ


36. Scissor Retention Plan
The fact that someone would try to secure scissors with a string is pretty laughable. Itโs not like scissors cut string or anything like thatโฆ


37. Gate Deadbolt
Someone could just reach right through the bars and undo it.


38. Wooden Electric Fence
Itโs unlikely that itโs going to deter many criminals.


39. Duct Tape Protection
However, itโs not a very convenient way to lock it up if you are planning on using it regularly. It is creative though.


40. Smart Phone Road Sign
Texting while walking can be just as dangerous as texting while driving.


41. Extra Safe
Using the standard locking mechanism of the car is just not secure enough.


42. Secure toilet paper
One or two small sheets of paper per person are all you are allowed.


43. Homemade Zombie Smasher
Thereโs no such thing as being too safe when it comes to zombies.


44. Entrance Denied
We wonder what they will doโฆ


45. Keep it locked
Otherwise, you might have to walk all the way around this fence in order to get in.
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