A subreddit known as r/GoodFakeTexts features users sharing amusing text conversations, whether genuine or fabricated. Here are some of our favorite exchanges to kick off your week with a smile.
Lowballer got roasted
That $200 should pay for the entrance and a few drinks inside.
Howl away in pain
No one’s getting lucky with this one.
Che cosa?
Mr. Pasta was thinking way too far ahead.
He’s a good dude
Guy’s got baby powder, bathroom cleaner, and engine flush whenever you need them.
That must be it
But do tell her uncle while you’re at it.
Well isn’t he special
“I feel the earth move under my feet…”
That explains the flavor
Must be a very special caramel arachniatto.
Guy needs to go to church
No beast from the sea will be chasing this woman ever.
Yup, us too
To be fair we’d want to stop being adults ourselves.
Why, even?
It’s not like they have hands or anything.
Cat got your tongue
There’s no easy way to message with paws.
Still better than “Pop”
Craig better have that dad bod ready for the date.
He walked into that one
The faker got caught with a fake account.
The power of adorable
He’s one very polite cat we’re sure.
Priorities plus loyalty
She knows he’s a keeper now.
Mix them with protein powder
Yep, these are the best eggs ever made alright.
Job well done
Time to go their separate ways.
Find ways
Wow a 3. Wonder what she did to deserve such a low score.
Garfield
It’s not like he’s got access to Google or anything….
Nacho macho
Son’s got a very promising future. One full of salsa.
Horrible timing
So the whole “sense of humor” thing? Nevermind.
Packing all the nutrients
Someone, somewhere, actually made this.
At least he asked
Can’t fault him for not trying.
Perfect score coming
Sometimes, the mind works way ahead of those books.
Gotta pay the bills
That, plus put food on the table. Life’s not easy.
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