What happens when someone decides to monetize silly things they read on Reddit? The Poop Knife happens, of course. What? You guys didnโt have a poop knife when you were kids? While the original text has been deleted, it has been reposted hundreds of times online, letting us all know exactly how it went down.
It all started when someone namedโฆahemโฆLearnedButt made a confession on Reddit that said, โI was 22 years old when I learned that not every family has a poop knife. My family poops big. Our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out โHey, can you get me the poop knife?โ I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.โ
Soon after, Twitter blew up with their two cents. Many were completed grossed out while others related to the original poster, saying they too had poop knifes, scissors, and even tongs.
If weโre trying to find a silver lining itโs that it took this long for us to be exposed to the idea of the #PoopKnife and it wasnโt a seemingly normal part of our adolecence https://t.co/OkdFbrqetk
โ CoreyRadio (@CoreyRadio) January 16, 2018
Another user even called the dude out on his age, โYou were young enough to not be able to use a knife, but still clogging toilets? Wow.โ
While so much about this is grotesque, perhaps the most interesting comes from someone who should have shred more than just a name with is wife. Itโs the original poster himself who ended his post with this bit of info.
โI told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didnโt cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.โ
But you havenโt heard the best part yet! This poop knife is for real available online! Thatโs right. You can actually buy one for your โneedsโ today. For those interested, you can buy the Original Poop Knife at their website or right here on Amazon. Your reason for buying can be entirely non-disclosed.
If thereโs anyone who isnโt completely sure how this knife is supposed to work, Iโll just leave this right here to explain the details. Who knows, maybe more people need this than let on? It could replace the plunger in the years to come.
According to The Original Poop Knifeโs website, โInspired by the viral redditโข confessions post, Original Poop Knifeโข will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of logs, can handle the hardwood of butt logs ๐, the longest of sewer snakes ๐, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles ๐, and the fattest heaved Havanas.โ
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