Photoshop can be quite the controversial subject sometimes. While it can sometimes be used correctly and in moderation, it can also be abused at other times. Extreme face-tuning, body re-shaping, and more happens in the celebrity world, but what happens when you take those extremes and… intensify them even more?

Enter James Fridman, the hilarious Photoshop pro who takes his skills to a whole new level. He’s earned quite a following for himself on the internet and for good reason — his photos are hilarious.

Submit your request via Facebook or Twitter. Want to be taller? Want to clean something up in the background? Not a problem. James will get right back to you with the most perfect solution. Or, most literal solution.

Be careful what you wish for.