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Dogs are awesome but they don’t always work as intended. The dogs featured in this article have all begun to malfunction. They are, at times, unable to act as dogs normally do and the results are hilarious. Within this article, you’ll find 65 pictures of malfunctioning canines who have forgotten “how to dog.”

The Dog Licked My Homework

We’ve all heard the excuse that a dog ate my homework but this dog here plans on just licking the homework. You can still turn in the paper, it’s just it’ll be a little bit moist and possibly filled with bacteria.

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Owner Hid A Phone Playing Bird Sounds From YouTube In Tree Branches

The person who took this photo put YouTube videos featuring the sounds of birds on their phone and placed it within the branches of this tree. The dog in the photo is having some type of existential crisis.

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Eating From A Fork and Sitting Real Weird

There are two things you may want to notice about this photo. First, the man in the photo is feeding the dog with a fork. Second of all, the dog appears to be sitting with their rear end firmly planted on the ground and legs spread eagle to either side.

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Photobombing Dog In Nature

Dogs are some of the best photobombers in the wildlife kingdom. Unfortunately, the dog in this photo doesn’t appear to be having that good of a time. This photo was taken right after they went on a long rant about having seen a double rainbow.

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Not Always So Photogenic

Dogs, like humans, know how to pose for photos. When you catch them in the act of doing something, however, the results are quite different. Take the dog in this photo who looks great when they strike a pose but somewhat monstrous when caught in the act of running.

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Dog’s Name Is “Beak”

This lovely dog is named “Beak” and has a bit of an overbite. You can see their teeth coming through from this angle. Beak is a heck of a dog and very photogenic!

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What Is This Bizarre Pose?

We are trying to figure out what exactly this dog is trying to express with their rather bizarre pose. They look as though they’re trying to puff up their chest a little bit perhaps feeling as though they have to defend their spot on the pillow.

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Is This How I Catch A Frisbee??

The rule is you have to catch the frisbee but it doesn’t say anything about how you have to do it. This dog caught the frisbee but has taken a rather unique route to get there.

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Dog Caught In Couch Cushions

We all lose things in the couch cushions pretty regularly. Keys, money, remote controls can all find themselves within a couch’s crevices. You can also find dogs in there from time to time as well.

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Dog Finally Collects All The Balls

This is a photo of a dog who had finally rounded up all the balls that they had ever lost in the house. They just collapsed like this and stayed there for hours, satisfied that they had reached “peak dog.”

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Dog Told To Sit, So They Did

This dog was told to sit and sit is what they did. They didn’t decide to sit like other dogs, however. They are a unique being and they’re method of sitting illustrates this.

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Time For A Big Hug!

Do you ever see a dog and just want to run up and give it a great big hug? Well, sometimes dogs think that about humans too. Here we see one big pupper who just wants a big hug!

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White Dog Plays In Mud

Here you are looking at a couple of before and after photos from a dog who went to the park. Evidently, it had rained recently and there was some mud on the ground. We’re not certain if this dog was invited back onto the furniture for several weeks.

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What Your Dogs Do When You Are At Work

What you are looking at is a screenshot of somebody’s nanny cam that they looked at to see what their dogs got up to while they are away. It doesn’t appear as though their dogs cause much trouble but they sure do find some interesting places to sit.

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Rami Malek As A Dog

You’ve probably seen Rami Malek in movies before. He was in Mr. Robot and played Freddie Mercury in a film about Queen. If not, don’t worry too much about it. Here’s a dog that looks just like him though!

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Acting Totally Normal

Have you ever been having a day where you think you look really good and someone brings out a camera and you think ‘oh yeah I’m going to get my picture taken.’ Then, for reasons unknown, you strike a pose like this dog is doing.

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Waiting For Her Bowl To Be Done In The Dishwasher

This dog’s bowl was put in the dishwasher and they aren’t quite certain how they should handle the situation. They have opted to go with a lying on the tile floors until the bowl is washed approach.

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Big Sleep After A Long Day Of Playing

The dog you were looking at was taken to a daycare where they played for the entire time they were there. Once they got home, it was time for a big nap! You’ve probably had days where you wanted to do the same.

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That Dissapointed Face

We’re not quite certain what has disappointed this dog to such a large degree but it is clear they are not happy about something. Did the walk not go for as long as they wanted it to? Have they finally grown tired of that trick where a human pretends to throw a ball but then holds on to it? Whatever the reason, this dog has had enough.

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There Is No Hole In The Grass

Pugs have very flat faces and tend to be a little bit clumsy. That makes for some hilarious “dogging.” Take this pug, they’ve just smashed their face right into the grass. We assure you, there is no hole in the ground.

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Dog Ready For Fashion Show After Walking Through Snow

This dog went for a stroll in the snow and came out looking like a poodle. They look like they are ready for the runway or a big time fashion show in Paris. in actuality, however, they are just going to get wet snow all through the house.

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Wrapped In A Blanket Derp

This dog is actually coming back from surgery and for some reason the vet’s office has decided to wrap him up in a blanket. They look warm, snuggly, and like they are ready to derp.

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Am I Not Supposed To Do This?

Look at the face on the dog in this photo. That is the face of someone who has been caught doing something they are not supposed to do. Clearly, that dog is not supposed to come into the kitchen through the window.

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Is This Not How All Dogs Sit?

Here is another dog who has a rather unique way of sitting. This dog’s rear end is seated on the tile floor with both legs spread apart. It’s like they are a spider-dog hybrid.

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How It Started, How It’s Going

We’ve all seen those ‘how it started and how it’s going’ memes online. Here is a perfect shot of a dog before 2020 started and then again after. It’s been difficult for all of us, pupper, it’s been difficult for all of us.

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Mid-Shake Dogs Look Like Monsters

Dogs are some of the most majestic species in the wildlife kingdom. When they are frantically trying to shake themselves dry, however, they tend to be less photogenic.

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Dog Sedated For Thunderstorms Becomes Anti-Drug Advertisement

The dog in this photo was given medication to settle them down during a thunderstorm. The medication worked a little too well, it appears. Now, it’s as if they are acting in their own anti drug commercial.

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Sometimes It’s Nice To Just Be At The Dog Park

Sometimes you go through the entire process of bringing your dog to the dog park and all they want to do when they get there is sit on a bench. “We have things to sit on at home,” you think to yourself, but dogs are going to do what dogs are going to do.

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Dalmation’s Life Made Easier

This rather large Dalmatian was tired of having to bend down really far to eat their food. So, their owners just put their food dish on the bottom step of a stairwell. This dogs not working harder, they are working smarter.

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Dog Breathed In His Tongue

This dog has got himself into a bit of trouble. They decided to lick their nose at the same time they inhaled deeply and they almost ended up breathing in their tongue.

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Sitting On Their Knees

Some dogs are just never told how to sit properly. This one figures you should put all your weight on your knees. That’s going to catch up to you in 20 years, however.

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Just Chilling Out The Window

We’ve all seen dogs stick their head out of the window of a car and try to bite the air. This dog doesn’t need to be in a car to have that kind of fun, they just sit with their head out the top floor window all day.

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Well, They Caught Their Tail

Many dogs chase their tail but few are ever able to catch up to it. This dog has caught his tail but at what cost?!? Who knows how long they will be wrapped up in this canine pretzel position.

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Watching A Scary Movie

Dogs are not good in horror movies. They tend to have trouble during scary scenes as evidenced by this dog’s rather horrified reaction. Dogs are better with more family friendly entertainment.

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A Lot Of Derping From This Dog

This dog has taken derping to a whole other level. It’s as if they have just given up on being a dog and are allowing themselves to sink fully into derpness. The human might be headed in that direction as well.

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The Car Won’t Let Go Of The Ball

We’ve all seen those trailer hitches that look like they have a tennis ball attached to it. Yeah, dogs hate those. This dog here is putting in a really fantastic effort at trying to retrieve the ball but it’s not going to end how they want it to.

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Dog Noticed A Bird Slam Into A Window

This is one of those perfect action shots caught on camera. The woman is going in to give some affection to her dog but the dog is far more distracted with a bird hitting the window.

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Dog Trapped In Shower With No Clue How To Get Out

At some point, this dog got into the shower stall. They have no idea how to get out, however. The person who took the photo said they heard some whining and discovered their trapped dog in the shower. When you don’t fully understand how doors work, these things can happen.

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Just Sitting How Dogs Normally Sit

Here we’ve got another dog that has their own approach to sitting. This one kind of likes to sit cross-legged like kids have to do in elementary school. This dog is better behaved than most kids that age, however.

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