Occasionally, the desire to bypass mundane pleasantries arises, leading us to crave directness. This is why Twitter appeals to us โ itโs a breeding ground for candid and straightforward tweets.
Itโs all about the pay


I mean thatโs the whole point of getting a job, isnโt it?
Salute and sit, Stefan
Or suit up and go on a mission if youโre really a manโs man.


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Sean is pretty popular
Good thing you can find him in any pub.


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Be thankful
Plus the free food and all the video games.


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Small wins daily
Just have to get by day by day, all while savoring the present moment.


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Gas up
Now imagine all the farts in their home.


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Be nice to them
He is so right though, so do remember those who are rude to people.


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Entertain us
Or an event for non-athletes so we can see how hard it is.


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Saving lives
Well good for her, weโre all glad sheโs doing her part.


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Somethingโs wrong
What a screwed up system for aspiring future leaders and artist.


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Donโt even try to sleep
Wonder why this is when food delivery apps have real time tracking.


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Wonderful idea
They get to help, socialize, and put all that energy to good use.


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Go drink and think, Richard
Besides, strong women are stunning and sexy, unlike you.


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Send PDF, please
We would really like to see this list.


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Blimey
Well everything they say sounds nice anyway.


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Enter the self-righteous
You know the kind. They think theyโre better because they โknowโ the bible.


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Office prison
With a tough warden and a bunch of suck up cellmates.


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Peaceful life
It really is a welcome change from time to time.


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Louder
Plus the politicians pocketing our hard earned money.


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The difference
Well some people welcome the rain but wonโt take regular showersโฆ.


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Blood pressure rising
Maybe she was trying to be funny?


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Must have been a stressful week
Poor cat should lay off the caffeine.


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All the single ladies
To be rich, famous, and all that.


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Donโt be Spongebob though
Ask for help when you need help.


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Paranoia does things to a man
A child could car less what the world throws at her since dad is there.


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No filters
Brutally honest all while being exceptionally flexible and mobile.


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Real world lesson
Things you wonโt learn in a classroom but one the real world will have you doing.


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Finally learning
Get that work-life balance all the time.


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Anyone but you
If it makes you happy, go for it. Just donโt go bankrupt.


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Back to bible school
But yes, men all over will agree with this.


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