Well he’s not a very brilliant buddy, but look at the bright side.

His body is now the perfect canvass for a tattoo artist. Just make sure he goes alone and doesn’t bring said buddy.

Now here’s a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a time machine.

Now we all know what the perfect car for him would be but maybe that model is still with a certain McFly.

This is supposedly one of the best, most quiet moments a person could have.

So much for reflecting on life, what with the omen of a very bad day making itself clearly known.

The cruel irony of having this truck burn down, when it was designed to store food and hold heat for cooking.

But the smell must have been incredible for the first few minutes. Mouth-watering.

Such a nice brother to lend his car to his sibling with the promise of taking good care of it. Not.

We can only guess that he put diesel in it instead of the usual 93 that it runs on.

Either the temperatures were brutal or that car’s glass is made of poor quality.

Or maybe it had tiny cracks in it that he never saw, until that fateful morning.

Well this does mean that general cleaning and the practice of good ventilation are in order.

Could be a bad day but take it as a learning step towards sanitation.

Must be the same buddy with the sunscreen stick idea.

What this does is it wakes you up even more after a long night of drinking and a bad hangover.

No one really complains when the job comes with free food, but with this recipe, who knows.

They get the goodness of a greasy hotdog with the nutrients of a zucchini in one package.

Instant filter thanks to that drop but this shot does look nice.

And while it’s annoying, maybe the phone can be fixed anyway.

Now that’s called the friar tuck look, but whether his wife knew that or not is anyone’s guess.

Almost like she held up a lighter and proceeded to burn the ends off before clipping them with scissors.

To cut down on calories, without sacrificing the taste, they came up with this.

It’s one of those burgers you’ll eat when you’re desperately hungry, only to be upset afterwards.

Those annoying creatures can’t get a life of their own, can they?

All a guy wants to do is sleep so he can feel rested for the next day, but no.

And it fell in at the perfect angle at the right time at the right space.

Now we’re curious as to how this person got the can out of there.

Hope this guy met up with the person, paid for his keys, then whistled to call his friends out of the corners they were hiding from.

Just to talk to the person nicely, you know.

You have to admire this person’s resolve though, pushing through with the trip despite the handicap.

Not easy but maybe there were discounts given the circumstances.

And no, you can’t park there either, but kudos for trying.

Now it’s time to call the tow truck, and your insurance. And the dealer.

Now how on earth do you screw up heating a pizza?

This would work as a weapon for home intruders though so….

See, the problem with those kinds of shoes….

Now it looks like you have some sort of skin disease, so better get one of those creams.

Trap is right, this was the payment for all that food.

Could have just gone to a restaurant and paid for the food though.

When you have to go, you have to go, regardless of the flight’s last call over the PA system.

If they heard it at all over the bathroom’s walls.

But perhaps this is a wake up call for the said person in terms of their physical health.

It’s really all up to how they take it, since a gym membership is still cheaper than hospital bills.

So now there’s evidence for a refund after delivery.

That’s after they ate the food though so good luck after.

This means back to Google, or to a gardening and harvesting seminar.

Then come back stronger with better potatoes the following year.

The smell must have been all sorts of horrifying and revolting.

And the shop that had the job of cleaning it all out must have loved the smell of money.

Hey, he could just go around with this cut in the hopes of making it a new fashion trend among men.

Or maybe buy better quality clippers next time.

We need the full story on this one and as to why she ended up as a banana while the others weren’t.

Maybe she took “dress up” the wrong way?

That’s going to add even more flavor to the rice, so a little salt and pepper should do the trick.

Cat-onese rice recipe sounds really… gross.

Here’s the guy who can do it cheaper and in way less time, referred by the buddy of the guy who used sunscreen.

No really, sometimes spending more means less headaches in the future.