No one knows what kind of day they’re about to have, and unfortunately, hoping for a good one but ending up with a bad day is all to real, and it sucks.
And while there’s no such thing as a time machine, we all wish we had one, especially the people in this list.
“My foot after wearing a wet boot with a hole in it for 10 hours”
Aside from the boot being cold and squishy, ending up with a foot of a 90-year-old also sucks.
He’s lucky all toes are intact and that he still has feeling in that foot.
“A buddy of mine seemed to think stick sun screen was a good idea.”
Well he’s not a very brilliant buddy, but look at the bright side.
His body is now the perfect canvass for a tattoo artist. Just make sure he goes alone and doesn’t bring said buddy.
“Got my license in the mail today.”
Now here’s a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a time machine.
Now we all know what the perfect car for him would be but maybe that model is still with a certain McFly.
“I was sitting on the lid of my toilet waiting for my bath to fill, scrolling on my phone when the lid shattered and I threw my phone in the bath.”
This is supposedly one of the best, most quiet moments a person could have.
So much for reflecting on life, what with the omen of a very bad day making itself clearly known.
“My BBQ food truck burned down last month.”
The cruel irony of having this truck burn down, when it was designed to store food and hold heat for cooking.
But the smell must have been incredible for the first few minutes. Mouth-watering.
“Lent a car to my brother for the day, and as a thank you, he filled up my car with the wrong fuel.”
Such a nice brother to lend his car to his sibling with the promise of taking good care of it. Not.
We can only guess that he put diesel in it instead of the usual 93 that it runs on.
“I turned on my defrost this morning and came back 10 minutes later to find this.”
Either the temperatures were brutal or that car’s glass is made of poor quality.
Or maybe it had tiny cracks in it that he never saw, until that fateful morning.
“I did an air mold test in my apartment.”
Well this does mean that general cleaning and the practice of good ventilation are in order.
Could be a bad day but take it as a learning step towards sanitation.
“Went to use the bathroom at a friend’s house — nearly had a heart attack.”
Must be the same buddy with the sunscreen stick idea.
What this does is it wakes you up even more after a long night of drinking and a bad hangover.
“My job makes us food before each shift. Meet the zucchini hot dog.”
No one really complains when the job comes with free food, but with this recipe, who knows.
They get the goodness of a greasy hotdog with the nutrients of a zucchini in one package.
“I dropped my phone and now all my photos are blue-ish.”
Instant filter thanks to that drop but this shot does look nice.
And while it’s annoying, maybe the phone can be fixed anyway.
“I asked my wife to tidy up my neck with the clippers. Yes, we are still married.”
Now that’s called the friar tuck look, but whether his wife knew that or not is anyone’s guess.
Almost like she held up a lighter and proceeded to burn the ends off before clipping them with scissors.
“What they call a ’cheese’ burger”
To cut down on calories, without sacrificing the taste, they came up with this.
It’s one of those burgers you’ll eat when you’re desperately hungry, only to be upset afterwards.
“Got stung in the eye at 2 a.m. while asleep by probably one of the last wasps of the season.”
Those annoying creatures can’t get a life of their own, can they?
All a guy wants to do is sleep so he can feel rested for the next day, but no.
“I dropped the tuna can in the sink.”
And it fell in at the perfect angle at the right time at the right space.
Now we’re curious as to how this person got the can out of there.
“Must have dropped my keys after I locked my car. I came back to this.”
Hope this guy met up with the person, paid for his keys, then whistled to call his friends out of the corners they were hiding from.
Just to talk to the person nicely, you know.
“In a boot with a broken foot on day 7 of 24 of my dream tour of the UK”
You have to admire this person’s resolve though, pushing through with the trip despite the handicap.
Not easy but maybe there were discounts given the circumstances.
“Oops, there’s a pothole there.”
And no, you can’t park there either, but kudos for trying.
Now it’s time to call the tow truck, and your insurance. And the dealer.
“I guess no pizza for me tonight.”
Now how on earth do you screw up heating a pizza?
This would work as a weapon for home intruders though so….
“I forgot to put sunscreen on my feet.”
See, the problem with those kinds of shoes….
Now it looks like you have some sort of skin disease, so better get one of those creams.
“In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap”
Trap is right, this was the payment for all that food.
Could have just gone to a restaurant and paid for the food though.
Their flight left 2hrs ago
When you have to go, you have to go, regardless of the flight’s last call over the PA system.
If they heard it at all over the bathroom’s walls.
Talk about trying to say it nicely
But perhaps this is a wake up call for the said person in terms of their physical health.
It’s really all up to how they take it, since a gym membership is still cheaper than hospital bills.
“DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo…”
So now there’s evidence for a refund after delivery.
That’s after they ate the food though so good luck after.
“Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced.”
This means back to Google, or to a gardening and harvesting seminar.
Then come back stronger with better potatoes the following year.
“My dad’s old truck got hit by a truck carrying old rotten potato slurry to a feed lot for cows. His passenger window was down….”
The smell must have been all sorts of horrifying and revolting.
And the shop that had the job of cleaning it all out must have loved the smell of money.
Hair clippers died
Hey, he could just go around with this cut in the hopes of making it a new fashion trend among men.
Or maybe buy better quality clippers next time.
“I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full body banana suit.”
We need the full story on this one and as to why she ended up as a banana while the others weren’t.
Maybe she took “dress up” the wrong way?
“Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice…”
That’s going to add even more flavor to the rice, so a little salt and pepper should do the trick.
Cat-onese rice recipe sounds really… gross.
“And the job went to the lowest bidder…”
Here’s the guy who can do it cheaper and in way less time, referred by the buddy of the guy who used sunscreen.
No really, sometimes spending more means less headaches in the future.
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