People call out sick for the same reasons all the time: They had a late night out, they are avoiding a meeting, or — gasp — they are actually sick.
However, there was recently a trending topic on Twitter: Strange Reasons to Call Out Sick. Many people chipped in with the reasons they’ve called in sick to work and let’s just say it gets weirder than you think!
1. You have nothing to wear
A whole closet filled with nothing to wear? Yeah, we’ve been there.
2. Emotional support animal
And you know you
need your emotional support animal. That’s what they’re there for!
Happy Spring, the best time to call out, according to this guy!
“I can’t see myself coming in today.” Pun definitely intended.
6. “I don’t like my co-worker”
Not a very nice reason, but definitely a good reason to not want to go into work.
7. I cheated on my work boyfriend
Awkward… Especially when he finds out.
8. My cousin is having a funeral
It looks like it’s going to be a cool one, though.
9. Busy conducting a poll
Baby Nut vs. Baby Yoda. What do you think?
No one ever took a sick coworker for granted ever again.
If you make back enough money, you can afford to take the day off!
13. Because I called out yesterday
Two days is much more believable than one.
If it’s too heavy, you can get stuck!
And accidentally sat on Fusilli Jerry! Oh no!
It’s a very strange — and convenient — illness. It only comes into play during work hours. How sad.
After shopping at Ikea barefoot. No time for a shower. Not going to make it. Sorry, boss.
18. A certain kind of Glaucoma
This woman “can’t see” her “ass going to work.” Fair.
This purse kept telling its owner to bring it Han Solo. Very strange.
20. I keep sh*tting my pants
In that case, your co-workers are probably happy you decided not to come in.
Still awake? It’d probably be best to look like a crazy person in the safety of your own home.
22. Everyone else is sick
So why would you risk it and go in? So you can get sick too? It is not the most logical option, honestly.
23. Too scared to put on your pants
These pants look particularly scary. Is that a face we see?
Seems like a pretty good reason. Gotta let your employees fight for important issues!
Kiwi on pizza? Yeah, of course you are sick after eating that!
26. You have 6 episodes left to binge
Which, if you do the math, 6 episodes are probably almost one whole work day. So might as well just stay home.
27. I don’t like the new guy
So it’s best to just avoid him forever until he leaves. If he can’t be fired, you gotta temporarily leave.
28. Had a robo call that took hours
29. To make my boss miss me
If you feel like you’re lacking some appreciation on your boss’ end, just take a few days off! Once you’re gone, they will really feel your absence… Okay, maybe not. But it’s worth a try.
Get it? Like “rough”? No? Okay, we’ll leave…
31. Picked up a hitchhiker
A very cute hitchhiker, in fact. Looks like they’ll need attention and affection all day long, so can’t make it.
Sometimes you just can’t even go to work. That’s it. That’s the reason.
33. “Cat fell asleep on me”
And you know if you got up and went to work, she would judge you.
34. Hashtags are too good to miss
The people on Twitter were having so much fun with this hashtag, they didn’t want to leave their computer screens to go to work. They might miss another hilarious reason to call in.
Your Magic 8-Ball suggested it would be a bad day to go into work, and your Magic 8-Ball is always right. Bad things will happen if you disobey it.
At this point, you have no choice but to binge watch another season of
The Mandalorian.
37. “My Sim is getting married today”
There’s some bad news though: Drama has arisen. Her fiance’s side chick showed up before the wedding. So obviously you have to stay home and take care of this mess.
If you go into work, it will kill said good vibes.
Let’s talk about the Bird Flu. Super underrated, more believable.
40. Here’s a good reason to cover a co-worker’s shift
Because she had a sunglasses tan line on her face after laying out in the sun all day. Poor her!
Wow, what a concept! And of course, no one believes you.
42. There was a spider in your shower
And it was highly triggering. So triggering to the point where you really don’t have the emotional strength to show your face for the rest of the day.
43. I have a date with my bed
If your boss had a heart, they would understand that you want to avoid a break-up.
44. Had to wash the dishes
You might think it’s a task that only takes a few minutes, but with this load, it just might take a whole day. Here’s photographic proof.
45. Need time to plan my vacation
Taking time off so that you can take more time off? Genius!
46. I’m having a midlife crisis
It’s kind of hard to process such a huge mental milestone while at work.
And my only umbrella is in the car. Oh well!
Stranger Things, if you must know!
No, but actually. Look at this photo! No one can go into work with this explosion of water happening.
50. More than one person is binge-watching TV
And it is also
Stranger Things. At this point, everyone might as well have a
Stranger Things viewing party.
51. My lunch bag was Taken
*Liam Neeson pops out of nowhere.*
Mental health first, always!
53. There’s a sale at JC Penny
We don’t know you, but that seems like an event you absolutely cannot miss! So many deals!
54. I have to deal with fans
Way too cool for school… Or for work.
55. You’re sick… of people
“I can only handle so much stupid in a week.”
56. I’ve fallen through a space portal
Return date unknown. There’s no turning back now!
57. I just ain’t feelin’ it
Hey, sometimes you don’t need a big, grand reason. Sometimes you just ain’t feelin’ it. Simple as that.
58. Waiting for the cable guy
This is a legitimate story, too. Seems legit!
…From drinking the New Coke all the way back in 1985. It’s been a while, but still.
You even called National Guard to help retrieve it. That’s how legit that excuse is!
61. Showing symptoms of Hashtagitis
Yeah, you can easily spend your whole day with your face glued to Twitter. We get it. It’s pretty much an illness at this point.
62. Oh, how did I get here…
I was driving to work and all of a sudden I ended up at IHOP! So strange! Oh well, guess I’ll get pancakes while I’m here…
63. I can’t find my shoes
And how do you expect me to show up at work if my shoes are not on my feet?
64. My barber just butchered me yesterday
And instead of wearing a hat to work, I’d just rather not show up at all. No one likes looking like a 10-year-old.
65. I need to see Bassnectar again
Ever try going into work the day after an amazing concert? Yeah, not fun.
You’re stuck under a mountain of cuddliness after counting your stuffed animals all day. Turns out, you have a lot of stuffed animals — enough to get you stuck. Oh well!
67. It’s the End of the World
According to the cult you belong to, at least. You must do as they say.
If you have ever stubbed your toe, then you understand it is the worst pain in the whole wide world and you absolutely cannot move on after such a painful incident.
The original Mr. Peanut is gone. Therefore, we must all stay home and grieve for the unforeseeable future.
70. I’m sick of my coworkers
Hey, at least you are being honest.
And depending on what kind of dog you have, that certainly can take all day.
You are afraid of dust getting in your eyes so you must keep them closed. Unfortunately, you can not go to work with your eyes closed. Oh well!
To sell pictures of my feet to quit my day job. It’s not ideal, but it’s better than, well, having a day job.
74. My parrot has acid reflux
75. I don’t have the right socks to wear with my sandals
And everyone knows that having a good sock/sandal combination on your feet is absolutely crucial in order to have a productive day at work.
Next time you call out of work, which excuse will you use?
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People call out sick for the same reasons all the time: They had a late night out, they are avoiding a meeting, or — gasp — they are actually sick.
However, there was recently a trending topic on Twitter: Strange Reasons to Call Out Sick. Many people chipped in with the reasons they’ve called in sick to work and let’s just say it gets weirder than you think!
