Women would argue that men have it easy in so many ways. One example, right off the top of our head, is the fact that they can pretty much go to the bathroom wherever they want.
If there’s no comfort room in the vicinity, find a spot where no sees, unzip and sprinkle away.
Now while some people find it disgusting, it’s an advantage men like having. Plus it’s really bad having to hold it in.
But while having that advantage is a huge plus for men, it’s also a really vulnerable spot. One hit and down he goes. And it doesn’t matter if he’s built like a tank.
Men are proud of their manhood.
That’s why it’s been the subject of fascination and jokes in perhaps all cultures. As macho and as tough men like to be, it pays to be extra careful when going for a wee.
Check out this hilarious short story below.
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.
“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady.
“You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“You see officer, not everybody pays.”
It’s a wonder no one’s launched a complaint against her!
Smart old lady milking those golfers.
She knew how to take care of those guys either way.
You’d wonder why some chose not to pay though. You don’t call an old lady’s bluff. Especially if she’s holding hedge clippers!
The next question is… Where’s she taking all those severed “parts” to?
Even the cop must have been mortified!
As funny as this all was, a story like this could be the next script for a movie.
Might be best to keep this one away from film producers.
Gentlemen, the next time you find yourself in a tender predicament, do look out for the elderly.
Avoid that hole and go behind a tree. You don’t want to lose weight the painful way. Hedge clippers and golfers got you cracking up for sure!
You gotta love a naughty joke sometimes, right? Share with your friends and family who would get a kick out of this!
Please SHARE this with your friends and family.
