Disney World is where people go to be happy. Whether itโs to revisit your childhood or to help make it memorable for another child to want to revisit theirs.
Itโs the happiest place on earth and for good reason. Itโs where we all visit to escape the realities of the world. Who wouldnโt want to be a kid again?
The days of Disney World being a place for just families are gone. Now, you can find the youngsters who grew up with the magic of the films visiting with their friends or even by themselves. The theme park took notice of the rising age of their clientele and decided to grow with it.
One of the ways they did so was by lifting the very strict no-alcohol policy the park had implemented.
They havenโt looked back since.
But there is one woman who wishes they would. If it was up to her, there wouldnโt be any childless millennials or couples allowed into the resort.
Come again?
Yes, a woman posted a rant venting her frustrations with the number of millennials and childless couples in the park when she went to visit with her son.
This tea is too good.
The unidentified woman posted a profanity-laced rant on social media about those who like to enjoy the park with their friends or partner but with no children of their own.
If that doesnโt sound like a โmillennialโ thing to doโฆ
What sparked this heated post?
Apparently, her 3-year old son couldnโt get a Mickey Mouse-shaped pretzel because the line was too long. Her son then began to cry.
Yep.
Thatโs all folks.
That was the trigger.
But she was just getting started.
She begins by stating how much she hates seeing childless couples at the park. She then proceeds to rant that millennials throw away their money on โuseless crapโ at the park. Which is odd becauseโฆ sheโs there too. Buyingโฆ useless crap?
Then in an odd twist of events, she claims that millennials will never know the happiness or exhaustion a mother receives when taking their child to the park. As if all millennial women are sterile and none will have children. She really knows how to generalize an entire group of people.
Where in history have we seen this end well?
Ummโฆ never.
Sheโs not done, of course. She then goes on to โslut shameโ a young woman with a Mickey Mouse-shaped pretzel! How is this even possible? How can anyone shame a person with anything Mickey Mouse-related in their hands?
But, she believes that pretzel could have gone to her son instead.
Clearly, her ideology is twisted throughout but it gets better:
โDW is for CHILDREN!!!!! People without CHILDREN need to be BANNED!!!!! Mothers with children should be allowed to skip ALL THE LINE!!!!!โ
Now, how would that work? If those without children arenโt even allowed in the parkโฆ how could you skip them in line?
Mind you, the majority of her post was in caps and there were plenty of angry emojis.
This woman was BIG mad.
Letโs be real, itโs extremely unlikely her 3-year-old son, Aiden, will remember his first trip to Disney World. But if he did, does she really expect to hear, โMan Mom, Iโm still pretty pissed about that Mickey Mouse-shaped pretzel that I NEVER got,โ from her 21-year-old son?
I would hope not.
Disney World is for anyone with an imagination (that excludes this delusional woman though). Itโs open to everyone, whether theyโre coming with children or not.
And if weโre going to keep it one-hunnid, millennials are probably spending more at the park anyway.
Useless crap for all!
Check out her rant and some of the responses to it below!
Just to warn you, thereโs someโฆ foul language at play here.
Me, a childless immature millennial, now living 1.5 hours from Disney World, so I can revisit whenever, on my way to take yo kid's pretzel. Fear me and hate me, angry mom. pic.twitter.com/CVx7usFse9
โ Allison Thai ๐บ๐๐ฉบ (@ThaiSibir) August 5, 2019
Me and all my childless millennial friends at Disneyworld, happily waiting in lines like: pic.twitter.com/iaOWO9UFM2
โ โจ๐ธ Momo Kariรฑo ๐ธโจ๐ Phoenix Fan Fusion 2024 (@momokarinyo) July 27, 2019
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