In the hairstylist’s chair, I feel like I’m on a therapist’s couch, discussing both my worries and joys. Here are 50 humorous hairstylist memes to remind us they’re human too, facing challenges beyond just cutting hair. Whether it’s managing clients or maintaining a diet, these daily struggles turned memes give insight into the profession.
Specifically for the left one


Because using it on your right eyebrow could be disastrous.
Sans sanity
The time spent in that dreaded chair is dreadful—forced to confront superficial insecurities and mortality while making small talk with the scissor-wielding stylist who may chop off your beloved hair, which you weren’t even sure you wanted to cut in the first place.


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Narnia’s Ice Queen needed a new gig
Works well if you want a mane like a lion’s….


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Not like you can argue anyway
Who’s that cute kid in the mirror? Who? You? YOU!!


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Battle scars
Probably survived a nuclear test too.


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You’ll receive absolution
Best be honest and not irritate your hairdresser, who’s holding scissors.


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Trust is a big word
Especially when you leave it all up to the hairdresser.


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Lifeless look
Once again, trusting your hairdresser is a big deal.


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Relatable
Everyone wants to look older and sexier, then they get older and want to look young again.


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Bring patience with you
Sitting for a few hours is not easy.


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Shorty got it
Cutting short often brings out features previously unknown.


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Try to be positive
You will have to see the bright side of your cut, even if you don’t want to.


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Here comes the pain
Many of those clients can curse like pirates when the shampoo hits their eye.


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Feels like a lifetime
Wonder if hairdressers stretch and mediate before and after a shift?


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Creative freedom can be dangerous
Words every hairdresser loves to hear.


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Harsh reality
This can lead to an awkward conversation between client and hairdresser.


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Judge and jury
Then they execute the sentence handed out.


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A can of spray paint will do
As for drying, the sun should do most of the work.


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Toner or maybe good genes
Could be just a very talented hairdresser.


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No wonder they’re in great shape
So hairdressers have their own version of crossfit.


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Keep hairdressers happy
You don’t want them doing your hair in a bad mood.


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Exercising extra patience
It is a feeling many hairdressers know all too well.


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How’s your day going?
Talk about a very awkward moment.


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Step by step
Skipping a step is not a good idea, not unless you want to look like leftover chicken.


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Every drop counts
Must suck for clients with thick long hair though.


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Double skinny non fat color correction
It’s a coffee crazed world out there.


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Like tar
In fact, you could use it to pour asphalt on a new road.


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That inner urge to punch
But of course they’ve got razor blades and scissors so no.


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Food pairing is next
Who knows, maybe you could make a cocktail or two.


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You don’t say?
Must be nice to hear what hairdressers talk about when they’re out for drinks.


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Coffee vs. Whiskey
Sometimes, hairdressers mix up both depending on the mood.


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How you doin’?
It’s not like they’d say no, but their face would say otherwise.


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That one annoying client
Kudos to professional hairdressers who maintain their composure regardless.


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Yeti sightings up
There’s always the DIY option, or make it a group project.


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Oh you will see more yellow
That goes in the mind of every hairdresser.


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Includes the smell
Well no, let’s hope not, but who knows right?


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Cheaper usually ends with regret
You don’t take a Bentley to your local gas station for a service.


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There’s always that bunch
That does mess up a hairdresser’s schedule so do be considerate.


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No warranty claims
There should be a disclaimer but it’s not like people listen anyway.


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They’ve heard it all
Even the most ridiculous of stories regarding hair care.


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Some fans won’t mind
But of course not everyone can pull off the iconic look.


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Not sure if hairdresser or mechanic
Great way to scare misbehaving kids in the chair.


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That one friend
Hairdressers be cussing like Melissa McCarthy when this happens.


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Technically colorful
Color coded for each day and for each time of the day too.


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Addams family style
Which means they go as regular people on Halloween.


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Better have one for the hairdresser
If not, then be ready with a huge tip.


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No 5 for you
Unless you bring your hairdresser some food.


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Cries in hairspray smelling bills
Hey if it pays the rent and the bills.


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Light it up
Get ready for a rough shampoo session.


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It’s a thing only hairdressers understand
Good thing is they’re pretty cheap.


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Truth is overrated
Like trends that come and go, meaning whatever makes money is the truth.


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