Do you remember when you were a kid, and you wanted to be a princess, fireman, or doctor when you grew up?
Well, children these days still want to be all those things and more, but they also have very specific goals in mind for what’s in store for them in the “feuchr.”
Making it rain tacos, driving trucks in ninja turtle attire, and putting their fried chicken habits ahead of their girlfriend’s needs are just some of the 40 hilarious ways that kids are going to go far in this world.
1) “My kid is sharp…”
2) “My old school asked kids in preschool what they wanted to be when they grew up.”
@pinky0926:
“No kidding, I dreamed of being a garbage man as a kid also. When I was 4 and that truck would roll up every week and extend its amazing robotic arm to pick up the trash, I knew. I wanted to drive a robot truck.”
3) “Albert is going places.”
4) “My friend found this on the floor of her 8th grade classroom.”
There’s only one thing that can ever keep them apart…
His fried chicken habit comes first!
5) “Stand up for what you believe in.”
@Slinkman:
“The world would be better off if more people would walk around with signs that are showing what they love, instead of all the hate. Good thinking kid!”
6) “A hundred years from now…”
7) “Kid opposes Trump’s policies; just wants to Netflix and relax.”
8) “Since my niece could write her name, we have been mailing each other letters. We have both been pretty busy and haven’t sent or received in a while, but just got this today and this kid cracks me up!”
“I regret to inform you that the last time I saw you, I could not deliver you my booger. So I will put it on the bottom of the page. P.S. I farted in the envelope.”
9) “Dream big, Dr. King”
10) “Some children give me hope for the future.”
@accountabilitycounts:
“…he presents himself remarkable well for a child young enough to still be drinking juice boxes packed in a lunch box by his mom.”
11) “My three year old daughter had her teacher write me a letter. Not sure what she’s trying to say.”
@tarabloom:
“She’s kind of a control freak, like most three year olds.”
12) “My wife is a teacher and sent me this. This kid is going places.”
@MissTCShore:
“It worked for me. I went back in time and changed history. Bad thing is, now JFK got shot instead of being re-elected in ’64. Sorry.”
13) “Neighbor kid put this letter in my mailbox, I’m tempted to do it.”
“Parent will not let me use any wifi the whole summer. (She is a asian so yeah…)”
14) “So my kid has now realized the full potential of the little recliner we got him.”
@SaintVanilla:
“Come on Mom…I had a rough day at preschool. We’re already doing shapes. Shapes. Can I just have 5 minutes to relax, please?”
15) “I am a lawyer, my son told me he had to tell me something, but first wanted me to sign this.”
@EricTheAckActor:
“And father, please note clause 3.c. The ‘no take backs’ clause. – kid lawyer.”
And what they’re learning is that everything is a potential lawsuit.
16) “A child left this note in a hotel room I cleaned today. Pretty solid advice.”
@fordr015:
“When I was in middle school my teacher said dessert has 2 s’s because you always want seconds. But desert has one s because you only need to go there once. Now every time I have to spell theses words I think of that.”
17) “Kids in Cleveland these days…”
@411eli:
“Wow, that went waay over my head. I have zero street cred. In fact, I tried to buy it on eBay.”
18) “Wife asked students to list life goals. This kid has things figured out!”
19) “Darnit Shawn!”
@phoenixsbane:
“Sounds like Shawn quickly realized his mistake, the moment when he asked her out.”
20) “Nice to know 13 year old me had his priorities straight.”
After Redditers called this guy out by claiming that it was his mom, sister, and cousin in the photo, @HowDoIWorkThisSite replied:
“These were actually three of my brothers friends from 7 years ago. They made me take this picture when all I wanted to do was play Halo.”
21) “As a kid, I had my priorities straight.”
@AerifiedVallah:
“90’s kids: we were better kids, we played outside PFFFFFFT”
22) “A kindergartner’s response to what she wants to be when she grows up.”
Nah. Why hurt your brain with all that hard stuff when you can just go shopping and make soup.
@you_should_try:
“She’s going to be disappointed when she realizes carrots tomatoes and broccoli makes a shitty soup though. Dreams are never as good as you imagined once they are realized.”
23) “I might’ve chuckled a little too loud when I read this. The things children think and write about lol.”
@Pemberton:
“I got annoyed when I got carded to buy alcohol (I was 30yo at that time), but now I miss being carded.”
24) “Apparently my daughter is going to be a homeless cavewoman when she grows up.”
@VideoFlyGuy:
“We’re all going to be spelling future as feuchr in the feuchr. It’s just so feuchristic!”
25) “This kid knows what’s up.”
26) “My nephew graduated Kindergarten today. He’s got big dreams.”
Also, there’s this from @Debonaire:
“There is a gentleman that has a food cart downtown on a busy street corner. All he sells is hotdogs and sausages that he grills on the spot and cans of pop to drink. One of my head chefs knows the guy and tells me that he pulls in 90000 a year, which I didn’t believe until I was downtown early one day and saw him unloading a cooler from his Lexus.”
27) “My sister asked her 3rd graders their priorities for the year.”
@Deplete1:
“That’s a really rather balanced choice. Fun and work.”
28) “This little guy has life figured out.”
@OBEYTHEWAFFLEHOUSE:
“Is this the new American Dream?”
29) “My 8 year old nephew’s homework assignment. Priorities in line?”
“First you get the jobs, then you get the khakis, then you get the women. It’s all about the khakis.”
30) “My 5 year old nephew’s list of his favorite vegetables.”
@Mary Rose Kent:
“Just be sure to drop some lettuce and it’s all good!”
31) “Student’s predicted future…”
@spookiemulder:
“I would also like to live single on a flying squirrel forever.”
32) “My 8-year-old self had his priorities in order.”
@phantomsignal:
“I’m about to order pizza now.”
@gregsmith:
“I’m about to order some dinosaur if anyone is interested.”
33) When I grow up…
34) Don’t be in such a hurry to grow up, Louisa.
35) “I’m not sure why, but I lost it after seeing my nephew’s response to what he wanted to be when he grows up.”
@tacotuesdayftw:
“Regular Spiderman can’t jump as high.”
36) In the future, it rains tacos.
@calmchowder:
“Let’s all pray this kid finds a magic lamp.”
37) There’s just no other way to say it.
38) Are you sure about that?
39) “The NYE resolution of a 4-year-old… Me too, kid.”
@Schatzberg:
“This was all I wanted my entire life. When I got Netflix on my iPod I knew my dream would become a reality. Then I got a hemorrhoid.”
40) “I will go to a vet [school] to be a vet until I am 20 than I will be a Engineer”
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