Clever puns can make us laugh in an instant. Although there are some terrible and cheesy ones, puns that have good quality can tickle your funny bones and change your mood right away- just like the ones you’ll see when you pass by the Indian Hills Community Center in Colorado.
Vince Rozmiarek is the man behind the funny road signs in the area. A couple of years ago, he made one to use for April Fool’s Day. Eventually, it became a community favorite, particularly for those who are passing through the area.
Here are 30 of the funniest punny signs in Indian Hills:
1. Look around you.
If you’re already paranoid, this sign won’t surely help. It’ll make you think about who could possibly be next to you and that can easily trigger anxiety. If you’re feeling sad, the sign will likely make you smile.
2. No ending
Pi isn’t really an interesting topic you can start a conversation with. Well, that’s unless you’re in a class and studying your lessons. If that’s the case, be prepared for a never-ending talk.
3. Nothing!
Who orders plain pizza? Moreover, who expects toppings with a plain one?
4. A good reminder
This isn’t just a funny pun. If your eyes have been on your screen for long hours, it’s time to take that nap.
5. A common problem
Relatable, right? Having that fog on your glasses is never fun, particularly when you’re at work. It just makes doing tasks extra hard.
6. An ad
It’s hard to say if this is a good advertisement or not. Well, at least the seller is honest. You won’t have to wonder about what’s wrong with the barometer.
7. A new job
Let’s just hope that this guy can execute his job with precision. The description of his job is clear-cut and he needs to do the same.
8. Find someone else
You’ll never win against a dinosaur. If you want to fight, go find someone your own size.
9. No pressure
Peer pressure is not a good thing. It forces you to not be yourself and that’s not fine. Right?
10. ‘Bee-ware’
They should act fast and take giant fly swatters with them. If those are murder hornets, they need to be extra prepared.
11. A special gift
This is why moms shouldn’t be embarrassed about their stretch marks. They’re their kids’ gift to them!
12. A gentle reminder
Even if you aren’t a parent, you shouldn’t stand in people’s way when they’re driving. You’ll end up with injuries- that’s for sure!
13. Poor player
It’s truly a shame. Now, he needs to find another bar.
14. A clever one
The sign is nothing to sneeze at. It’s clearly one of this man’s best jokes around.
15. About lunch
That meal better be good. Otherwise, it would just be a waste of money.
16. Quarantine weight gain
Admit it. Like most of us, you’ve probably gained a few pounds during the quarantine. Don’t worry- we’re not judging you.
17. Jokes during quarantine
He still needs to go outside to put up the signs. Considering that, the man is probably considered an essential worker. You see, humor is a necessity these days.
18. Oops!
Some people might find this offensive. For the rest of us with a good sense of humor, it’s funny, right? It makes sense, too.
19. One roll, please.
It’ll literally wipe your stress away. What a perfect solution!
20. Stay negative!
This is hilarious! It’s really true, particularly these days.
21. About the door
If you think you can fix it, don’t forget to ‘knock-knock’ first. Humor is always key.
22. A good one
This one’s quite funny. You should consider using it next time you’re shopping for toilet paper.
23. Let him go.
You deserve someone better. You’ll go bananas if you stay with the same guy!
24. Just don’t.
These days, coughing in public may feel like a crime. People will stare at you if you cough loudly in public.
25. A low bar
This is a big challenge for the guy. It’s hard to find a bar that’s set too low these days. You know, with quarantine and all.
26. The chemicals
It’s good that they’re not stinky. The chemicals were probably made in ol’ factories.
27. A good point
People will always have something to say to you. That’s why you shouldn’t always pay attention to them and to what they’re spreading.
28. A warning to the thief
That thief needs to find a very good place to hide. With contacts, this person will surely find him no matter where he is.
29. Be careful.
Social media and the internet can be very misleading. Don’t believe everything you see there.
30. Relatable
Don’t deny it. You’ve probably said the same resolution for several years now. Now, don’t worry. We’re not judging you. In fact, we’re probably on the same boat.
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