When things aren’t going well between you and your partner anymore, and you’ve both exhausted all means to try and make the relationship work, then it may be time to break up.
Heartbreaks are inevitable and sad to say, they’re not always cordial or pleasant. With that said, check out these outrageous breakup messages that are all shocking and entertaining. Can you relate?
Diet Starts Tomorrow
This picture holds 2 meanings.
This person may be starting a keto diet tomorrow and so calling it quits with pizza.
The second is that an rather evil partner chose to relay their breakup message using a box of pizza.
So for those who love pizza, this is cutting it deep. Real deep.
But then again, pizza is so, so good after a bad break up.
Not on the Same Page
Compatibility is important, and we don’t mean being alike in everything but having many similarities is a definite plus.
In a relationship, you will grow together, so your separate paths start to merge.
You’ll even end up completing each other’s sentences or blurting out the same words together.
Not this couple though.
It’s awkward when you want to express something and decide to say, “let’s say it at the same time,” then it fails.
One person had something sweet to say, but the other had heartbreak to deliver.
Jacob wanted out of the relationship, but his significant other wanted to tie the knot.
And Jacob, that is a horrible way to break up with someone.
Knock-Knock
We’ve all heard lousy knock-knock jokes but this has to be one of the worst.
Usually, a joke is made to get a positive reaction and laughter but that wasn’t this dude’s intention.
This poor girl was expecting to laugh but this was just awful. She wasn’t expecting to cry over a knock-knock joke.
The worst part is when the guy says he’s being serious.
She’s way better off without him anyway.
A Wish
Who doesn’t love that make-a-wish at 11:11 thing?
Even if you don’t believe there’s a chance of it coming true, it’s still fun to imagine and hope for the best.
This person’s wish of tying the knot and being together forever wasn’t about to come true though.
That’s the last time they’re believing in 11:11!
Be sure that you’re always on the same page with your partner.
These 2 had completely different ideas for their future, with one so excited, while the other wanted out quickly.
Strong Case
Ever broken up with somebody that just won’t have it?
They will try and convince you to stay and that can be tough.
Stand your ground and make the breakup official, or else it will encourage an unhealthy cycle of breaking up and getting back together.
If they respond with, “you’ll never find someone like me,” you’ll question and hesitate about your choice.
Well, it seems like this person stood their ground and didn’t let their soon-to-be ex dictate their decision-making.
Free Wife
Here’s a big garage sale, which comes with his wife for free!
A garage sale that says “all must go” means the owners are ready to bargain.
That’s because they want to get rid of everything as quickly as possible. You can buy stuff at huge discounts.
If you don’t mind getting a cheating wife, then go ahead.
This guy is very desperate to get rid of her, and it’s not like she doesn’t deserve it.
ILY
There are acronyms for everything now since people no longer have the time or energy to write.
ILY is a common one, and it usually stands for “I Love You.”
Well, this person’s partner wrote “ILY,” and they thought it was a cute romantic text.
Definitely not what they were expecting.
Those who don’t have the decency to break up with their partner in person, shouldn’t be in a relationship.
Ignore, block, or delete, and move on.
Denial is Rough
It’s hard enough to break up with someone, but it’s even harder when your partner is in denial.
When this person wakes up and reality hits them, it will be rough coming to terms with what just happened.
She refuses to believe her boyfriend is breaking up with her, despite the guy using exclamation points to relay the message that their relationship is over.
It’s dangerous letting this girl roam the world on her own.
Her naivety will get her in major trouble.
The Joke’s On YOU!
Dirty laundry will always be revealed. You may be good at hiding it, but the stench will come out sooner or later.
This girl thought she was getting away with her cheating, but her little dates came back to slap her hard in the face.
And you know what else hit her in the face? Her key to their home.
Time to move out!
The boyfriend gave her a card that read, “this card will feel heavy.”
It’s not a piece of jewelry, and once she opened the card, her boyfriend called her out for seeing other guys on the side.
Sneaking and cheating never ends well, and she deserved this one.
Take a Good Look At Yourself
Sometimes, people need to look in the mirror to get grounded and gain a sense of reality.
Or to realize the fate of a failing relationship.
This person got up and went to use the bathroom, only to be slapped in the face with reality.
Someone was dumped, plus they’ll have to spend time cleaning all that makeup off the mirror as they cry their eyes out, reflecting on those last few years together.
Get Your Act Together, Shawn
Here’s a breakup letter that’s precious.
See, Shawn was too shy to talk to Rachel after he asked her out three months ago.
And judging by her spelling mistakes, these two were kids then.
Rachel became frustrated with him for not talking to her enough.
She could have talked to Shawn first before breaking his little heart though.
Shawn learned that to keep a girl by his side, he’ll have to talk to her and not just stare all googly-eyed from across their math class.
So he, like all of us, needs to learn many things regarding relationships.
If Anybody Was Wondering
Follow @cjkarl11 and you’ll know that he just publicly broke up with @syd_ross on Instagram.
The problem with millennials growing up on social media is they lose the ability to communicate with each other in person.
Breaking up on social media is a whole other level of awful.
No one knows what she did to him to make him publicly announce their break up. Others found out before Sydney discovered it.
Perhaps they discussed matters in a private chat but who knows. Probably not.
Better Read the Paper
Start reading newspapers, you never know when there’s a message directed at you, like a breakup message.
It may be worse than getting dumped on social media, but everybody is on social media and not reading newspapers as much, so perhaps posting on social media is still worse.
Kevin Maxey is lucky his partner didn’t break up with him on social media and instead went for the early 2000’s method with the local paper.
And even if he was loyal to his local paper, there’s a good chance he missed this section because readers usually read their favorite parts then ignore the rest.
Maybe someone who knows Kevin saw this and relayed the message to him so he knows he is now single.
A Bit of Humor
There are always those who’ll make you laugh, even with the use of dark humor.
Like this pretty dark one here.
Imagine your ex says they miss you, and you just tell them to jump.
The message is clear. “I don’t want you anymore, I’d like you to go away, and it makes me laugh to make fun of you.”
Break Up Anniversary
Talk about harsh.
Young Delandren broke up with Krystal after just one month.
And he chose to break up with her on their anniversary, even saying how hard it was to do to Krystal.
He even thought it would be nice to wish her a happy anniversary, but all it did was add salt to the injury.
Perhaps when he’s grows older, he’ll understand that breaking up on your anniversary is a horrible thing to do.
A breakup note won’t cut it either, but these 2 don’t seem to be older than 7 years old, so it’s all good.
The Joke’s On Him
This guy tried to pull a joke on his girl by pretending that his phone had been disconnected when she messaged him with big news.
He obviously didn’t want any involvement in the baby’s life.
Problem is he made the mistake of revealing his tactic when he spelled the word You wrong.
He didn’t even try to excuse his behavior.
You have to wonder who this woman was and if she managed to get in touch with him again.
If not, that guy will owe a lot of child support one day.
Why I Don’t Like You
Breaking up is hard enough but receiving a list of criticism about yourself in the process is even worse.
Someone left their ex a comprehensive list of everything they didn’t like about them.
They seem pretty superficial though, like how their partner can name all the members of One Direction or that they think Predator 2 was better than Predator 1.
And if they care about things like email addresses, they’ll probably never meet somebody.
Although kissing everybody in their family on the lips is a bit much to be honest.
This is a list of pretty bad habits so it’s understandable why the girl wants out.
Seems like he was such a bad boyfriend that she felt obligated to make a list of everything he did wrong.
Hopefully he learns and changes for his next partner.
When Its for the Best
Everyone has to go through a toxic relationship before finding their one true love.
Break up with a person if you feel that it isn’t working and the relationship is un-mendable.
In breakups, your partner’s reaction will reveal as to whether or not it was the right decision or not.
Like this one!
If someone sent a poem as cliche and immature like this one after a simple sentence stating your doubts, then it really is time to move on.
If You Can’t Write It, Draw It
This guy couldn’t express himself with words, so he went with the whole “pictures say a thousand words”.
ZF had difficulty finding the correct breakup words for Janet, so he drew a picture to express his feelings toward her.
No one knows how riding a giraffe has anything to do with the break up but maybe he just really couldn’t explain anymore.
The boy riding the giraffe seems angry, so that could be how ZF feels about Janet.
Whatever the reason was, she wasn’t too happy with this letter, unless she’s used to his weird antics.
How Can You Be So Heartless?
We don’t know why people break up publicly, but this girl did the same to Dan, saying that she was leaving him for Gary.
No one knows what Dan did wrong and if he deserved this sort of treatment.
To add insult to injury, Laura did it on Valentine’s Day.
That would suck if Dan had a lovely romantic evening planned.
And to send him back to his parent’s home was just brutal.
She didn’t even give him much say in the matter.
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