At first, he was perfectly fine with the idea of being forever alone. However, as he got a year older, anxiety started to crawl in, leaving him feeling desperate to not be alone.

Most people plan on losing weight and eating healthier as the new year starts. This guy knows that those resolutions aren’t realistic so he came up with this.

Going to the gym more than once is a hard challenge. If you want to make your resolution, you have to start with a lower number. That’s exactly what this guy did.

Clearly, this man needs to work harder on making his resolution come true. He’s not done being passive aggressive.

Even though this resolution was from the last two years, it’s still applicable these days. Being kind to oneself, even in a funny way, has no due date.

It’s hard not to wonder what he replaced spiders with. With how crazy last year has been, there’s no way to survive without having anything to eat in his sleep.

Somebody should tell this person that eyebrows are sisters and not twins. It’s fine if they don’t look completely the same.

This is probably one of the hardest resolutions around. Well, as long as one’s extremely determined, he should be able to do something about it.

Well, what are friends for? You shouldn’t call yourself a friend if you’re not willing to challenge your friends to be better and healthier.

Baked potatoes are somewhat great. I wonder what this person experienced that make him hate them.

Why stress yourself out by setting challenging resolutions? Give up and just enjoy the year. That’s probably better than giving yourself a hard time.

Not knowing what’s inside pop tarts is what makes it interesting to eat. Unlocking the mystery may kill that.

She’s not planning on changing herself. She’s just aiming to show less of her true self.

This is one savage grandma. She was able to point out something without mentioning it.

This is one good reason why we should prioritize our mental health. Most of the time, other people don’t really hate us. It’s just the way we think.

Sex is considered good for the heart. It improves sleep, strengthens the heart, and lowers blood pressure.

You weren’t really that fat before. In fact, you’re skinny back then.

She missed the first crucial days of the year to work on her resolution. She’ll have to stop and just restart next year. She’ll probably have better luck then.

This person won’t be able to work on her resolution unless she gets an approval from others. It may take her quite some time to succeed with her goal.

The cat has no idea about the number of lies she’s been involved in. This woman should shower her with treats for misusing the cat’s name.

Celebrating New Year won’t be complete without alcohol. She’s just being true to herself.

To achieve something, you have to believe in yourself. Motivate yourself and the rest will be easier. Now, don’t laugh.

This is how most of our resolutions feel like. At first, we’re quite excited to work on a new version of ourselves. As the days and weeks drag on, we feel less enthusiastic about it.

She started early and she completed her resolution quickly. Now, she won’t have to worry about anything else for the entire year.

Well, she’s got a point. Money makes a person greedy and depriving yourself isn’t loving yourself. However, instead of following her advice, aim for balance instead. Spend money but make sure to save some.

This one’s quite true. You can change yourself anytime you want. You don’t need to wait for the start of the new year to work on yourself.

Why stop with just one resolution when you can set a dozen? Just make sure you’re able to work on them throughout the year.

This one’s quite challenging. If he stops sitting for an extra 5 minutes in his car with his phone, where will he post his Tweets from? He needs to find a new spot if he plans on getting serious with this resolution.

His resolution is already good. If he can upgrade it, that’ll be much better. You always aim to be better, right?

It’s just the start of the year and she’s already getting impatient. I wonder if she was able to hold out until the end of the year.

They say resolutions are more similar to wishes. Considering that, why not go as big as possible when setting your new year’s resolution?

If there’s one thing we learned from 2020, it’s to prioritize not just our health but the health of other people. Wear your masks or this woman will yell at you.

This year, try to go slower. Avoid being in a hurry all the time that you forget about chewing your food properly.

We know we shouldn’t be drinking on New Year’s eve. However, for some reason, we end up drinking anyway and ultimately regretting it the very first day of the year.

This is how most of our resolutions feel like. We make a list and feel excited about working on them. However, right after New Year’s eve, we magically forget all about them.

This person can easily achieve this resolution. All she needs to do is put her Oreos in her room or her garage. Easy, right?

Run so fast into a chain link fence? That’s doable. Come out as cubes? Nope.

2020 has made all of us quite anxious. It’s not surprising if most of us have developed this habit.

No one really cares about your resolutions. No one cares if you meet them or not either. It’s just you.

If you find yourself spending so much money on Chapsticks, it’s probably the right time to consider how’re you’re keeping them. Always remember not to put Chapsticks inside your pockets if you don’t want them to end up in your washer.

If you’re still not done with your list, don’t worry. You can complete your list and start working on them this Chinese New Year. You have until February 12th.

If you still have those pizza boxes from last year, now’s a good time to finally clean your home and take the trash outside. It can help bring good luck and positive vibes.

There’s no time limit when it comes to New Year’s resolutions. You can work on your list as long as you want. You can even add more items if needed.

This one’s quite challenging. You see, when you’re a bitch, it’s hard to tame yourself. You can try, but you can never let go of your true self.

Everything’s better with good-looking lashes. It feels like you can conquer the world when you have really long and wispy eyelashes.

If it’s possible, we should all set a similar goal. The year will be so much easier for us if we won’t have to worry about our bills. Now, where do we start looking for that someone?

Most of us spend New Year’s eve partying and drinking with friends. This person better come up with a different resolution- something more realistic and easier to achieve.

This person’s success will depend on her ability to stop drinking so much alcohol. She’ll only be able to make her resolution come true if she can stop getting drunk. If that’s not possible, her next best solution is to uninstall Snapchat.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we can magically fix all of our problems? For sure, if that’s possible, we’ll have a really nice and happy year ahead of us.