Some high school stories are just way too funny to not tell anyone. Twitter user Kiran the Nomad from Huntsville, Alabama, apparently thought the same thing when he decided to write a couple of tweets about a particularly funny story that happened to him when he was just twelve years old.
His girlfriend at the time told Kiran that she was pregnant. The 12-year-old Kiran then totally freaked out but reassured her that they would do everything they could to make it work and that he would support her to keep the baby.
There was only one small problem: the two never kissed before, let alone had intercourse.
At most, the two held hands together and were just two twelve-year-old kids with butterflies in their stomach.
Kiran decided to share this special story with the rest of the world on his Twitter-account @KiranADavid. Be warned, however, that there is some slight expletive language in the tweets displayed below.
BET STORY TIME.
BEFORE YOU JUDGE THIS STORY JUST A QUICK REMINDERโฆ.
Romans 3:23
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Aight so itโs 7th grade fam. Iโve been in America all of 2 years. Im 12. I know nothing.
But I love in Washington. Life is good.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
My pops a Pastor. And he West Indian. So sex wasnโt even a topic in my house. I knew nothing about it except it was for grown ups.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Anyways Iโm in Junior High. Ugly but Iโm fly cuz I got a British accent.
Shawties love accents. I was on the hoop team for aesthetics too.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
So I end up pulling one of the BADDEST girls in 7th grade. She was known for being fine, Hawaiian shawty. Built great. Hair dumb long.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Iโm ugly but I hoop and Iโm foreign itโs kinda like Iโm cute. So we dating. Holding hands in the hallway. Dumb official. Niggas was mad.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
We been dating a couple months. Thatโs long for middle school. So I was thinking we goin the distance.
Life is good.Until one dayโฆ.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
One day, Kiran entered his math class when he noticed his girlfriend crying.
I come into Math Classโฆ. Shawty crying. So I go into boyfriend mode
โWho hurt you bae?โShe talmbout โIโll tell you laterโ
Iโm like bet.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
School ends and I find her and ask Wassup. She still crying.
Iโm real live worried cuz maybe she realized Iโm ugly and came to her senses.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
She goes and I quote
โBaby Iโm pregnant and idk what Iโm gonna do.โ
BRUH. I FREEZE. What?!
I start shaking mad hard. The world stood stillโ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
โSo I go into boyfriend mode,โ he recalls. He then asked her โWho hurt you bae?โ to which she replied, โIโll tell you later.โ
Little did he know that she wanted to tell him that she was pregnant. Apparently, Kiran didnโt have sex education classes yet, as he thought he was the father simply because the two were holding hands.
MIND YOU. IโM SCARED to kiss girls so I ainโt ever even kissed her. We held hands and that was it.
But I stay in boyfriend mode.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
โBaby donโt worry. I gotta catch the bus but Iโm here for you. We gonna get thru this.โ
I run and catch my busโฆ. What am I telling moms?
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
โBaby Iโm pregnant and I donโt know what Iโm going to do,โ his girlfriend then said. โBRUH. I FREEZE. What?! I start sharking mad hard. The world stood still,โ Kiran remembers vividly. โMIND YOU. IโM SCARED to kiss girls so I ainโt ever even kissed her. We held hands and that was it.โ
What followed was a hilarious conversation with his mom. When he came from school, he told her that his girl was pregnant and that they were keeping it. When Kiranโs mom brought up the topic of intercourse, the then twelve-year-old had no idea what she was talking about.
Get home. And decide to be an adult and HANDLE it.
Mom: how was school?
Me: my girl pregnant
Mom: What??
Me: AND WE KEEPIN IT MOMBRUH
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Moms looks at me like this pic.twitter.com/4p6RuI3iGg
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Now moms confused. Iโm confused.
Why would she ask me about sex when Iโm talking about my girl being pregnant? She just be talking smh
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
I donโt have a phone cuz.. West Indian.. So moms calls the principal and sets up a meeting for the morning.
Still confused. But angry.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Iโm pacing around my room tryna figure out where I can work to handle my responsibilities as a father.
Iโm not tryna be a dead beat.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
BECAUSE IN MY MIND.
IF THATโS YA GIRL AND SHE GET PREGNANT. THATโS YA BABY.
Thatโs what I thought. I was 12. Leave me alone.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Kiran, his mom and his girlfriend and her mother then all gathered in the principalโs office for what was definitely a unique and surprising talk. You can see how the rest of the story went in the tweets below.
So we get to school. In the meeting itโs:
Me
Mom
My girl
Her mom
The principalIโm ready. Iโm like pic.twitter.com/6PMW4OHSnU
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Everyone nervous so Iโm like lemme step up.
I get up and Iโm like.. โAight so hereโs whatโs about to happen.โ
My girl look PETRIFIED
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
I ainโt know she ainโt tell her moms.
But I continue. Iโm like โso Basically WE pregnant. AND WE keeping it.โ
BRUH. Room went dead.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Both parents looking at me and my girl like pic.twitter.com/yTrUT5p59l
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Her mom goes offโฆ โYA PREGNANT?! With HIM? He not even your boyfriend?!โ
Iโm like โโฆ Wait WHATโ
My mom: WHEN DID YOU HAVE SEX
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Principal did NOT sign up for this this morning. She like. pic.twitter.com/CCDQTAufKF
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
So. Mom then REALIZESโฆ. I donโt know how sex and pregnancy works.
She proceeds to explain to me that to get pregnant. Sex has to happen.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Iโm dead getting sex ed in front of my girl, her mom and the principal.
Her mom confused, mad, annoyed and laughing all at once.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Iโm dead taking it all in tryna understand what my mom talking about. pic.twitter.com/ANLLCbS9m7
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
WHEN IT CLICKED
THAT I DIDNT GET HER PREGNANT.
And that she in factโฆ Cheated on me and got pregnantโฆ.
I went OFF!!!!!! Man.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
WHEN IT CLICKED
THAT I DIDNT GET HER PREGNANT.
And that she in factโฆ Cheated on me and got pregnantโฆ.
I went OFF!!!!!! Man.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
WHEN IT CLICKED
THAT I DIDNT GET HER PREGNANT.
And that she in factโฆ Cheated on me and got pregnantโฆ.
I went OFF!!!!!! Man.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Never spoke to her again. Read up on sex, learned how things go. I became better. Wiser. Learned. Improved. Life lessons. Smh
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
End of story.
Moral: Ya girl ainโt pregnant by you just because sheโs your girl. Bless up.
โ Kiran the Nomad (@KiranADavid) May 22, 2016
Kiranโs numerous tweets quickly went viral with thousands of retweets and likes on each post. One thing is for sure: the internet canโt stop laughing about this funny story!
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