If you own a business, youโd know the importance of putting up the right signage. Itโs one of the best ways to establish your business as a recognizable brand. For most advertisers, setting up the right signage is just as important as having your own website.
One local gas station in Seattle knows that. Each week, they come up with the wittiest signs and the locals and even the people on the internal are going crazy over them.
See the best ones theyโve released so far in the list below.
1. What ifโฆ
This can make drinking soy milk a lot more fun. Itโs like tasting milk from a different country without leaving your home.


2. A great scheme
I wonder how much money this guy made. If itโs been 22 times, Iโd say he earned a lot from this scheme.


3. Good question
In U.K., they are different. Considering that, the answer would probably be yes- or no. Itโs a really hard question to answer.


4. Not a good idea
Itโs hard to imagine the fear it caused people. Personally, Iโd surely run if I hear someone shouting โshark!โ at the beach.


5. In space
Younger people donโt even know what Linux is. No wonder itโs becoming difficult to open even in space.


6. Final solution
Letโs not get to this point. If we can exercise and eat better foods, we wouldnโt have to think this way.


7. Absolutely!
Being kind is free. Plus, it makes the world a better place, too. Be kind. It can change everything.


8. Wait, what?
Admit it. You went back and checked the first line.


9. True story
We canโt argue with a fact. Unless your work is on weekends, youโd agree with this.


10. Donโt we all?
Itโs what most people wish. Oh, it would be great if we can eat our hearts out and still have that slim figure.


11. The other way around.
A lot of things have changed because of the pandemic. This is definitely one of them.


12. M&Ms and masks
This is what you call seeing things with a silver lining. However, although the ideaโs clever, I donโt recommend doing the same thing. Itโll make the mask less effective.


13. Every adultโs regret
If we could turn back time, weโd probably go back to those days we were forced to take naps as kids. As adults, nap has become synonymous with impossible.


14. Good training
This is actually good training. I bet he learned martial arts during the process, too.


15. Nothingโs changed.
Thereโs no progress here. Heโs still the same indecisive person- heโs just not so sure of it.


16. Three things
Be very careful of these three things. Donโt ask them to life. Youโll just be disappointed.


17. They didnโt catch that.
If I were to attend this convention, Iโd just probably cancel. If they didnโt catch that, thereโs a lot of other things theyโ could have missed, too.


18. 100% true
Too many things have been happening and theyโre leaving us most of us feeling anxious. Hopefully, it wonโt be long before we can go to a disco party again.


19. What did she say?
At least, this husband was able to hear a bit of what his wife said. Too bad he didnโt catch the remaining of her sentence.


20. Fact
Not everyone has the energy for that. With too much work and household chores, whoโs got time to go kung fu fighting?


21. Looking for better childproof tecnhiqes
He should have checked his windows. A lot of kids consider them the best access when sneaking out of the house and getting in.


22. Why getting second place isnโt that bad
Itโs not always a good idea to be early. Just to be safe, donโt rush. Make sure there are no traps around before you come for your cheese.


23. Having a clear conscience
You can only have a clear conscience if you havenโt really done anything wrong in your entire life. Now, this is different from not being able to remember that awful thing you did.


24. Bacon seeds, anyone?
Donโt deny it. Like a lot of people, you โve probably wished to have your own source of bacon at home.


25. Words for the lazy
If itโs just yesterday, that sounds a bit amateurish. A lot of people have things from 20 years ago that they still havenโt finished yet.


26. Keep dreaming.
No matter what that dream is, keep holding onto it. Donโt let go and just enjoy your sleep.


27. Persistence is the key.
Well, third timeโs a charm, right? You should just try and try until you get it right.


28. When youโre a part of that number
How would they know that their gyms are closed? They arenโt going to the gym that often.


29. Finally
If this is one good thing about the pandemic, itโs people being recognized as essential. If it wasnโt for the virus, healthcare workers and other people working on the front line wouldnโt be recognized.


30. When the loveโs not there anymore
This is quite unfortunate. They used to be seriously โenameledโ with each other.


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