You might’ve heard the song “My Funny Valentine” but that’s not what we’re talking about here. We’re talking about funny Valentines that have gone viral for their creativity, humor, or dorkiness.
Every couple has a different vision for Valentine’s Day. Some of them love to go all out. They give each other teddy bears and red roses, followed by an intimate dinner at a fancy restaurant. Other couples prefer to sit at home, eating pizza in their underwear. There’s no single way to celebrate Valentine’s Day. Actually, no one said you had to celebrate it at all.
But whether you love Valentine’s Day or hate it, you’ve probably received a few cards in your life. Maybe they were the generic kind covered in hearts and flowers. Or perhaps they were sweet homemade cards covered in crayon.
There’s an art to giving Valentines, and we’re here to show you the best. Some of these are cute, some are cheesy, and some are so blunt you’ll laugh out loud. As we said, everyone does the day their own way. And that’s what makes it special.
Here are 60 of the funniest Valentine’s Day gifts and cards you’ve ever seen on the internet.
1. Now that’s love
Isn’t it nice to have your significant other make you a cake for Valentine’s Day? Ideally, it would say something like “I love you” but this will do.
One Redditor said they were new to celebrating Valentine’s Day with a significant other and weren’t sure if they were doing it right. I think it’s safe to say they nailed it.
When an elementary school class made Valentine’s Day cards for deployed soldiers, Donovan was well-intentioned. Hopefully, it made a soldier chuckle instead of freaking them out.
If you want to prove your love is strong, just compare it to a Nokia phone. That’s love that can survive getting thrown and still has 99 percent battery after 20 years. Metaphorically, of course.
5. Is there anything that says “love” like e. Coli?
When your girlfriend is a microbiologist, you can bank on getting a creative Valentine’s Day gift. Granted, it’s not edible unless you enjoy severe vomiting and diarrhea.
When one daughter tried to create a Valentine for her mom, she made an unfortunate typo. Now it’s not a term of endearment but rather a commentary on her mother’s personal hygiene.
When you ask Domino’s to make you a heart-shaped pizza for your significant other, it’s wise to remember those are pizza workers. They’re definitely not professional artists.
I bet you thought this was going in a completely different direction, didn’t you? You’re just like Kyle. The two of you always have your minds in the gutter.
I’m not sure what this Valentine is supposed to say. Maybe it’s a commentary on the internal suffering of superheroes. Either way, it’s an interesting subject matter.
If you give this to your spouse on Valentine’s Day, you’ll either get a chuckle or an eye roll. Or maybe a little bit of both. Either way, it’s a pretty funny Valentine.
If you buy your significant other a teddy bear in a balloon, make sure you don’t wait to give it to them. Otherwise, you might end up with a minor emergency.
Michelle was probably just trying to make her parents a sweet Valentine, but her wording was a little off. I’m assuming she meant “I’m lucky to have you.” Still, they might want to sleep with one eye open.
Kanye West is known for praising himself. He often calls himself the greatest artist of his generation. Whether or not you realize it, this is a real declaration of love.
Kids can be amazingly creative in ways that surprise adults. This student’s teacher probably treasured this Valentine. It might’ve even been the best one she received that year.
We don’t usually give men flower bouquets, but why wouldn’t they want them? Maybe they would enjoy a traditional bouquet or perhaps they’d prefer this creative “bro-quet.”
One couple was saving to buy a house. So, they decided to skip Valentine’s Day gifts. But that doesn’t mean they couldn’t find sweet, if not disgusting, ways to share their love.
When a mail carrier spotted this Valentine’s package in the mail, they couldn’t help but laugh. Even the “Forever Alone” guy can get a Valentine. From himself, probably.
I think we’ve found the creepiest Valentine’s Day card of all time. But you’d be lying if you said you wouldn’t buy this for your significant other. I know I would.
My first instinct is to say this joke is coming too soon. But it’s been almost a quarter of a century since the infamous Monica Lewinsky incident, so I guess we’ll allow it.
The detail on this ticket is pretty amazing. Sure, you might call it crass, but you have to admire the work that went into it. Whether it was successful, we’ll never know.
Not everyone is a fan of cheesy romantic movies. This couple prefers to play games together while knocking back some beers. To each their own Valentine’s Day.
Sometimes, you can express your feelings in a few simple words. Hopefully, there’s also an “I love you” thrown in there somewhere. But it is kind of funny, especially with the dog.
If you have a significant other who loves Star Wars, you can’t go wrong with a nerdy homemade card. Especially if it involves adorable puns like this one.
You don’t have to get your significant other anything complicated or fancy. Sometimes, it’s just about letting them know you appreciate them. If there’s chocolate involved, it’s even better.
This couple went swimming with dolphins while on vacation. While the wife was terrified, the husband had a blast. He even commemorated the time with this beautiful custom blanket. She looks thrilled.
It’s sweet that this lady’s son knew exactly what to get her. But it’s a little awkward that he thinks of “Mom” and connects the thought to “multiple glasses of wine.”
When one husband told his wife that he was bringing her a dozen roses, this wasn’t exactly what she expected. It’s kind of funny, but she wasn’t exactly pleased.
An elementary school teacher was surprised to get this from one of her fourth-grade students. It comes with some helpful advice. Imagine if she’d shared it with someone else.
We’ll never know what Jackson had for dinner on that fateful evening, but whatever it was, it was really good. At least good enough to make its way onto his Valentine.
It’s always good to let your Valentine know the reasons you appreciate them. It could be they make you laugh or support you unconditionally. This kid decided to go for something a little more obvious.
If you can’t think of anything to write on your Valentine, just tell them you’re sorry you suck. It’ll make them feel bad. It’ll make you feel bad. Everyone will feel bad.
When you get married, you’re signing up for a lifetime of being that person’s Valentine. And hey, as funny as this card is, that’s a pretty sweet deal.
When one little girl made her pregnant mother a Valentine, she acknowledged that Mom had been a little, um, erratic lately. But that’s okay because she loves her all the same.
When a little boy was asked to write a list of people he loved on Valentine’s Day, his family was a little surprised by the last person on the list. But hey, who are we to stand in the way?
Either this child made an unfortunate misspelling or their dad has a serious problem with Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Either way, they love him for who he is.
If you don’t remember your periodic table of elements, you might not get this one. Atomic number 67 is holmium, which is abbreviated as “Ho.” Not sure if I should be offended.
Sometimes, kids are known for their embarrassing honesty. But the way this is written, it comes across as praise. I think “You have a fat roll” is, in this instance, an expression of admiration.
If you’re familiar with the Harry Potter series, you know about the soul-stealing dementors. It’s a cute pun, but that’s an awfully big smile for someone having their soul sucked out.
Ah, the woes of young love. This couple might not be able to declare their love openly, but they can at least be friends until their moms say they can date.
Every parent hears their kid declare they hate them at least once. But this kid isn’t saying that. Sure, their love has limits, but it’s still considered love.
You know it’s love when you still tolerate them after many years together. As Paramore sang: “I should be over all the butterflies, but I’m still into you.”
This Valentine, sent from a boy to a girl in the third grade, manages to be sweet and condescending at the same time. I guess he was concerned she couldn’t grasp the magnitude of his affection.
One of the hardest parts of having children is learning to let them go as they grow up and gain independence. This little girl’s Valentine reminds her parents she’ll be going far, far away.
They say it’s the thought that counts and there’s no thought sweeter than this one. This child put a lot of effort into their Valentine’s only to have their artistic skills fail them. But it’s okay, we love it.
Say what you want, but this is high praise coming from a child. Don’t you remember how much you used to love your favorite animal? If Mom’s better than a cow in her eyes, that’s high praise.
Is there anything more tragic than unrequited love? But don’t worry, there’s hope on the horizon for this young lovesick swain. Ashley and Kyle are on the outs. All he needs to do is wait.
As you get older, it can be increasingly difficult to tolerate other people. They get more annoying and your patience becomes shorter. The worst part? They’re not the person you love.
Aren’t kids’ art projects just the best? This tinfoil is clearly supposed to be a mirror. But devoid of any reflective properties, it looks like the implication that Mom’s wrinkly and silver.
I have a lot of questions about this one, but I can’t deny its enthusiasm. The best parts are undeniably “gwockomoly” and the random banana at the bottom.
Ryan might be young, but he’s already a pro at writing professional letters. He pens love letters in the same tone as resumes and needs Alexis to know this is a very serious topic.
Rachel is a great teacher, but this student isn’t about to give undue praise. She’s great, but she’s not the greatest, okay? Loving someone means telling them the truth.
You might’ve heard the song “My Funny Valentine” but that’s not what we’re talking about here. We’re talking about funny Valentines that have gone viral for their creativity, humor, or dorkiness.
Every couple has a different vision for Valentine’s Day. Some of them love to go all out. They give each other teddy bears and red roses, followed by an intimate dinner at a fancy restaurant. Other couples prefer to sit at home, eating pizza in their underwear. There’s no single way to celebrate Valentine’s Day. Actually, no one said you had to celebrate it at all.
But whether you love Valentine’s Day or hate it, you’ve probably received a few cards in your life. Maybe they were the generic kind covered in hearts and flowers. Or perhaps they were sweet homemade cards covered in crayon.
There’s an art to giving Valentines, and we’re here to show you the best. Some of these are cute, some are cheesy, and some are so blunt you’ll laugh out loud. As we said, everyone does the day their own way. And that’s what makes it special.
Here are 60 of the funniest Valentine’s Day gifts and cards you’ve ever seen on the internet.
