Gym memberships aren’t cheap. If you’re not going to use yours for working out, at least use their toilet.

It’s normal to pant and gasp for breath when exercising because the body needs more oxygen than usual. Using the urinal, on the other hand, doesn’t require the same amount of oxygen. If someone’s panting while using it, he must be doing something he’s not supposed to do at the gym.

This is so true. Not all people who go to the gym do heavy exercises. Some go there to do really light exercises- so light that they could actually watch TV and understand what they’re watching.

This is one good reason why you shouldn’t be extremely conscious when you’re at the gym. As long as people are wearing their headphones, they won’t know if you’re gasping for air or farting loudly during your exercises.

When you’re lifting heavy weights, you’re creating the impression that you’re strong and tough. If you want to maintain that image, you have to be careful about every word that goes out of your mouth.

Well, you can go home or you can wait. You see, the last thing you want to happen is to jinx your workout because you didn’t use your favorite equipment.

A lot of people make excuses to not go to the gym. This is probably one of the most common excuses people use.

This guy’s either too weak to open his bottle or he’s used up all his strength in working out. Since he asked the guy at the front desk, it’s safe to say that he hasn’t done his routine yet when this happened.

Don’t laugh. Everyone who goes to the gym does that face.

He’s watching the best kind of entertainment in the gym. For sure, this guy didn’t feel bored while completing his routine.

This is reality. A lot of people go to the gym not to work out but to take selfies.

When you’re scared, you tend to run faster. When you run faster, your heart beats faster, too. It’s good exercise for the heart.

There’s nothing wrong with this answer. A vending machine is a machine so she’s right.

This woman chose the right exercise for her lower extremities. Squats are great for building leg muscles. The bad news is that she’ll have to do more than 5 squats to really see a difference.

He could have done a lot more in the gym if he untangled his earphones before heading there. Well, the most important thing is that he tried going there.

It’s hard not to feel bad for this guy. You see, he was supposed to go to the gym to exercise. Unfortunately, they made him sweat out even before he reached the gym.

She has a point. Although Fitbit can help you track your progress, it can’t stop you from eating. Apparently, we need a new device for that.

This makes sense. If you carry extra weight around, you’re literally doing weight training. It’s just hard to tell if you’ll get fit and ripped doing that.

It’s always a good idea to start simple. In this case, the bench is the simplest one you can start with when you’re in the gym.

Being friends means doing things together. That may also include being in the same weight range. So before you start losing weight, think about your friends first.

There are activities that are far more relaxing than exercising. Eating, watching TV, and owning dogs are just some of them.

Seeing such people can make you question your priorities in life. When you’re hungover, it’s best not to think about those things. They can make your headaches a lot worse.

We all get jealous of fit, skinny, and healthy people. But when we hear about the hard work that they do, we’re suddenly not so jealous anymore.

Jogging isn’t for everyone. If you’re the kind of person who gets bored easily, consider looking for another type of exercise.

When you hear about the benefits of exercising, it’s hard not to feel tempted to give it a try. However, once you put on your gym clothes and shoes and start working out, you suddenly realize that it’s not really a great idea. Eating Oreos is so much better.

Sports bras are tight. Putting them on is like a whole workout.

This couldn’t be more true. Walking is way better than running. It’s much less stressful, too.

You can consider laughing as a form of exercise. It increases your blood flow and improves your vascular health. You also get the same things from other forms of exercise.

That is one ridiculously short marathon. It’s surprising why he even bothered training for it.

It’s not important where the steps came from. The most important thing is that they’re counted and they ended up on the FitBit.

A smoothie and a nice shower. They sound way better than spending hours looking for the exercise stuff.

This sounds reasonable. You wouldn’t want to stress yourself too much, right? The most important thing is that you went to the gym.

Falling off your couch can feel like running miles. Ever fell off your couch in the middle of a dream? Yes, that’s the same feeling.

If the things you do on a daily basis make you winded, then your answer should be “all the time”. And if they ask you about what you do, just be honest. After all, you are telling the truth.

Dear guy, no one is competing with you. Consider relaxing for a moment.

Nothing beats being true to yourself. It’s the most liberating feeling ever.

Well, at least she was able to do the first step. Who knows, maybe tomorrow she’ll manage to do a full crunch.

Not everyone gets to experience that euphoric high after exercising. Some people just end up feeling tired and exhausted after working out.

We can’t judge this woman. You see, unlike most of us, she managed to get herself moving. Plus, she’s dedicated to “exercising”.

Technology offers so many benefits. Apparently, it includes making people believe you’re working out when you’re not.

This is one of the best analogies around. Unless you love punishments or you have extremely high pain tolerance, you wouldn’t love the gym.

It does feel euphoric whenever your workout ends. It’s the same feeling you get feeling when you get out of work on a Friday night.

Getting into newly washed jeans is just the hardest. You jump around. You twist and turn. You lie on your bed while pulling your jeans on. It’s like going through a whole exercise routine just to put them on.

You lose a lot of energy when you go to the gym. It’s only right to gain them all back.

This woman has a point. Fitness Pal should consider doing more research. There are more ways to burn calories than going to the gym.

Moderation is the key. You wouldn’t want to overwork yourself, right?

This woman is just being true to herself. Even if she goes to the gym, she’ll just end up hating the place. It’s better to not force yourself to do something you don’t want to.

Moms are already doing a lot. We can’t expect them to conquer the gym, too.

She wasn’t asking questions in the first place. She’s just stating facts. They didn’t have to say anything.

Well, skincare products and treatments for wrinkles and saggy skin aren’t cheap. She should just stick with going to the gym.