Did you know sleep talking is common? Up to 66% of people do it, more so in kids than adults. While usually harmless, it can be disruptive if combined with sleepwalking or vivid dreams, causing sleep problems and awkward moments.
But weโre not here for the science. Letโs enjoy funny stories from people whoโve experienced sleep talkersโlike battling dragons or setting burrito traps. Itโs a fun journey through these amusing sleep-talking moments.
Better hope there is
This tweet sparked it all! Joanna shared that her partner sat up suddenly at 2 am and exclaimed, โWill there be a buffet?โ Clearly, he was very enthusiastic about attending the event if there was a buffet involvedโa dream scenario, if you ask us!
Cloning dinosaurs
When it comes to dreams, this guyโs imagination is incredibly vivid. He recorded himself and was astonished by what he heard:
โFor hiring additional workforce at Aldi, donโt just hire peopleโthatโs too easy. Instead, clone dinosaurs, remove their heads, attach them to headless bodies, and bring them back to life. That should boost your manpower, or rather, kickstart a zombie-dinosaur apocalypse.โ
Here to save you
The job you hate
Time to sleep, honey
A warning to the cat
This seems like a playful jab at the cat. We might not know the specifics of her dream, but she did attempt to caution the cat about becoming a โdead vegetable.โ
What do you think her dream was all about?
Scrubbing him clean
Magic washing machine
We all have wishes, and who would have thought that putting โitโ in the washing machine would make all your dreams come true?
Now, the real question is, what should we put in that magical washing machine? Surely, he isnโt talking about clothes, right? Please, go back to sleep and let us know!
The twist
A true sign of a devoted husband is his willingness to defend his wife. When a lorry driver insulted this manโs wife, he didnโt hesitate to punch him in the faceโa fitting response, or so he thought.
However, it turned out to be just a dream, and the person he punched with full force was actually his wife, resulting in a bloody nose.
Night time adventures
The chicken
A gentle reminder
The tiger
Building a chair
If you hear your brother yelling in frustration while sleeping, itโs natural to ask whatโs wrong. However, this brother seemed annoyed by the question.
In his dream, he was fully occupied building a chair.
The angry musician
According to the person who tweeted, in his dream, he was furious and yelling at a random choir.
Well, music is music, after all.
Burrito trap
Love burritos? Well, this guy must really love them because even in his sleep, he wants to set up a burrito trap.
Who knows, maybe if youโre lucky, youโll catch a burrito!
Kicking the dog
Waking up because youโve been kicked isnโt the best alarm clock.
Itโs amusing how this couple has cleverly made โkicking the dogโ their intimate call sign!
Missing crisps
Fight for your life
We all have our fair share of scary dreams. If you dream about being dragged by burglars, youโd definitely react strongly.
In addition to kicking the walls, she also ended up with a broken toe โ ouch!
Call the exorcist
I see you
Having a wife who sleeptalks and has a wild imagination is like embarking on unexpected adventures. From encounters with tarantulas and frequent visits from an alligator, to intense games of hide and seek, every night brings something new.
He could even write a book about these experiences!
A loud noise
Like father, like son
We might have a winner here. It seems dear son inherited his sleep talking habits from his dad. What happens when both of them are in the same house?
Well, they certainly have some interesting conversations!
How to become a sandwich
Choose one
She either responds to his postcodes or gets ready to cuddle a 30kg dog.
Weโd definitely opt for the doggy cuddle, wouldnโt you?
Asking for permission
Shut up, self!
What do you do when you unexpectedly wake yourself up?
Tell yourself to shut up, naturally!
Magic eraser
While weโre unsure about the source of that loud noise, it certainly seems like a magic eraser.
What else could it possibly be?
Feeding the deer
This woman was unsure whether to laugh or be upset when her husband woke her up by placing his fingers on her mouth.
As it turned out, his dream involved feeding a deer. Oh dear!
Fluffy baby penguin
A good film
Mini heart attack
This one deserves an award for giving a mini-heart attack!
Imagine waking your partner up by shouting โheโs got a gun,โ only to go back to sleep right after.
Ironed potatoes
This husband sleep-talked to his wife about ironing potatoes! Perhaps itโs a new recipe in the making? I wonder if he actually tried it out.
Who knows? It might just work!
Those tiny hands
He must have been dreaming about mice, considering he heard the floor squeaking. Adding to that, he mentioned how mice have tiny hands.
Yep, we agree! Itโs hard to imagine mice with big hands.
The numbed hand
No matter your size, thereโs nothing quite like waking up with the sensation of a hand flopping on your face. It turns out, itโs just his numbed hand!
Still scary, though!
Poor mailman
We may not know the context behind this post, but it seems heโs enthusiastically cheering for someone in his dream.
It seems to be quite a playful dream!
Too much bread
Poking science
The bread meeting
Body parts
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