40 Signs So Hilarious They Forced Everyone to Do a Double Take

Most street signs give information (“Beware of Dog”) or instructions (“Do Not Enter”). But sometimes, you’ll see one that’s unusual.

The “Give Me A Sign” Facebook group shares photos of funny, witty, and clever signs on billboards, store windows, and car windshields. If you’re having a bad day, these posts can make you laugh.

Dress for extremes

Peeple refuse to believe that pets have a hard time during heat waves anyway so this works.

Taste the difference

So basically what they’re saying is, is that Carlos isn’t a virgin.

Double the fury

Just in case people refuse to believe you, drive the point home.

Poor predators

It’s a shame how some people don’t care about those poor alligators.

Lab appointment

Good news but the boy looks too bamboozled to know what’s going on.

Made their point

For customers who are into gardening, and eventual family reunions.

Just oil it

And make sure those locks work too. And that means all working together.

No free food either

Pretty much the same minus the risk of being followed into a bathroom stall.

Invest in safety

But if all else fails, don’t bother putting sunblock on the kid to teach them about life.

Alright thanks

If Carlos is outside in the taco truck, ask for his help, he’ll surely figure it out.

Maybe they forgot

To be fair, those cops waiting outside for their pizzas need to be mentioned too.

Read that wrong

That’s okay, it’s a little harder to focus when the boss is in the area.

Tailgater baiter

The type of driver to hog the left lane at lower speeds.

Power in unity

Rent is ridiculously high while pay remains painfully low.

Nailed it

Must be one of those tourist spots for people who just want a quick stop.

Quiet conversations

For this to happen, you’d better hear the gongs echo tonight. Gonna’ take some time to do these things.

Yes they are

Not sure how or why an “Ave Maria” helps these guys but okay that’s noted.

Obstacles? What obstacles?

There are no shortcuts but you’d better have insurance, buddy.

Thank goodness for the translation

To be fair, most humans are way more bamboozled than their pets.

How many have tried?

Thanks Hollywood, this just looks extra tempting now. Gas it!

Roast them, you mean

Not everyone is going to get our sense of humor, and that’s perfectly fine.

Yes they are

That’s what you get for showing up to a party in the wrong attire.

Amen to this

And when things get max level hard, bring out the lemon and tequila.

In unison

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you need that bottle of tequila.

We believe you

There are tenants at night but that’s okay since they’re gone when the sun’s up.

It’s called contentment

There is wisdom here. Look ahead with hope but don’t forget to live in the present moment.

Employee of the year

The customer is always right in thinking they’re usually entitled brats?

Might is good

Just means there’s still a fighting chance for those who ignore the warning.

Good to know

This is a good idea, especially for pet owners who like to leave their furry friends inside.

That’s the easy part

Now deal with that long line outside the office, would you?

Jesus and beer

That’s great, but maybe they should go for wine instead of beer.

Memento Mori

Great place for a picnic too, just remember to bring the holy water.

For the mother-in-law

“Took what I thought was a nice photo of my home and discovered an issue with my welcome sign.” – Facebook

Wait, who’s Tim?

What’s he done for the entire county to post this? Tim, come out, we need answers!

Someone got fired

You know what they say. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And keep it stock.

A dad joke that’s too real

Because we all agree. Admit it, you groan every time you stand and sit.

The customer is always right, right?

Working in restaurants or hotels is the way to test just how much patience one has.

You’re welcome

Driving is a necessary skill, but it doesn’t mean a driver is skilled.

You bet it is

Raise your hand if you’ve finished a whole pizza by yourself. Don’t be shy!

We need the backstory

Must be one of those trendy kids trying to fit in with his friends. Unless something worse took place.

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