We all love our pets, but letโs face it: sometimes they can be real jerks. And that goes for animals of every kind. Most people think that cats are usually the ones who are jerks, and theyโre right to a degree. But donโt discount other animals, too.
Yup, everything from dogs to lizards to birds to fish can be jerks. Whether that means playing too rough, making a mess, or stealing your food, they know we love them โ and they have no problem taking advantage of that.
So, what are we to do when our pets act like jerks? Well, thereโs not much you can do. Clean up their messes, snap a photo, and remember that you love them, even when theyโre on their worst behavior. After all, the mess wonโt last, but that picture and memory will.
Of course, if youโre thinking about adopting a pet for the first time, you might want to look through these photos before you do. Sure, not all of them involve the destruction of property, but a lot of them do. If youโre renting your home, just know you might not get your security deposit back.
Is it worth it? Sure. Itโs hard to stay mad at these lovable pets.
The underwear thief
Sometimes, pets develop fixations you canโt really explain. This oddball cat decided he really liked menโs underwear and socks. His bewildered owners had to send a notice out to the neighborhood about his impressive collection.
The shower curtain shredder
When this kitten was discovered by her owner in the process of destroying the shower curtain, she had the good grace to look ashamed for a moment. But that only lasted briefly before the thrill of the hunt started again.
You might not know it to look at them, but some birds have incredibly strong beaks. Just take this little guy who destroyed his carrier and isnโt afraid to do it again.
This manuscript dating from the 1400s has some tiny cat paw prints tracked across it. That just goes to show that some animals have been jerks for a long time.
This cat owner wasnโt exactly surprised โ or excited โ to find a hairball on the floor one morning. They were surprised, however, to see that it had been decorated with a bow.
This poster woke to hear their parrot yelling, โHelp me! Help me!โ Usually, that meant the birdโs leg was stuck in the cage. This time it meant โIโm being attacked by a hungry cat!โ
This dog is trying to get its owner to shake its paw, just like it was trained to do. But itโs playing a sneaky game where it fakes him out every time.
Life must be crazy when you own an enormous snake named Julius. This creature was mad that she (yes, she) wasnโt allowed on the couch. So she tried to pee on the shoes.
This cat owner was sweating in their non-air-conditioned home and was desperately trying to cool off in front of the fan. Unfortunately, their cat found out how to unplug it, turning it into a game.
This is how to ruin good wine, dog style: plunk your tennis ball right in the glass. Itโs much more direct than telling your human itโs time to take a break.
Iโm sure this cat had a nice clean litter box somewhere nearby. However, that didnโt stop it from climbing into the dogโs food dish and letting loose.
If your dog knows how to open car windows, there are a few bad times for them to do it. While youโre going through a car wash is probably pretty high on the list.
Who doesnโt love relaxing in front of a warm fire on a cold winterโs day? However, most of us probably donโt love it enough to sit on top of a cat for prime access.
This cat owner was happily baking a pie and getting ready to load it up with all kinds of delicious things. They turned back to find this solitary paw print indicating they werenโt baking alone.
This catโs owners were trying to watch a show, but she wasnโt happy about not having the attention on her. This was her solution. Thanks a lot, cat.
This parent thought their baby was really tucking away their lunch. But then they turned to find the cat doing this. It knew it had easy access to food.
Siblings fights seems like a universal truth, no matter what species you belong to. Just look at these misbehaving dog sibs who are having fun torturing each other.
These cats didnโt have a convenient cat door, so they made one for themselves. You may have a shoji (thatโs what that door is called!) or cats, but not both.
You thought you had it bad because your neighbor mows their lawn at 7:00 in the morning. This fish actually eats its tankmates and then spits them out again. So rude.
This dog was just trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of water from the hose when his brother stepped in to interrupt. The poor pupโs face says it all.
Who said only house pets can be jerks? These goats are doing what most goats doโฆbeing tiny, adorable little monsters. They have no sense of personal space.
This dramatic scene looks like itโs a fight between two siblings over which of them is their ownerโs favorite. Itโs downright Shakespearean, isnโt it?
This cat and dog were peacefully coexisting side by side when the dog decided to ruin it for no reason. Some people (and dogs) just donโt know a good thing when they see it.
Look at that! Two perfectly clean litter boxes, both tidy and comfortable! Then thereโs this jerk of a cat that decided to poop directly between them. Maybe he just couldnโt make up his mind?
Turtles are cold-blooded, which means they need an external source of warmth to be, well, warm. Sorry, turtle, this kitty found a warm lamp and itโs hers now.
These two dogs literally just got a bath, which means itโs the perfect time to go romp in some mud puddles! They might need to chill outside for a while.
This catโs owner couldnโt help but wonder why his room was so cold when he had the heat running. It turns out it was because all that heat was being funneled into one fluffy belly.
Maybe heโs just passionate about reducing their carbon footprint, but was it really necessary to shove the air conditioning unit out the window and smash it? Those things are expensive!
Cats seem to love stealing clothes. On this list, weโve had a cat that stole underwear and socks, and now thereโs Smokey, the kitty who likes to steal shoes. My new theory is that cats know theyโre naked and they donโt like it.
The funniest thing about this is how terrified that poor dog looks. I wonโt even bother asking why someone has a pet mallard thatโs allowed to wander through their home.
This bunny was looking for a soft, comfortable, squishy seat, and you canโt blame it for that. Unfortunately, the best one it could find was another bunny.
Snuggles with your pets are great, but thereโs a line to be drawn. Hereโs a word to the wise โ if you have a pet that likes to snuggle but it canโt breathe, you might be too close.
Some animals, when they see their brothers or sisters in distress, go out of their way to become caretakers, making sure theyโre comforted and at peace. This cat, on the other hand, doesnโt really care what the dog is going through.
This smug dog stole its ownerโs place on the bed and then gave them this look. Yup, that dog knows exactly what itโs done and itโs not the slightest bit sorry.
If you have pets, you know never to leave uncovered food out. Usually, itโs because the animals will eat it. In this case, itโs because theyโll warm their bean toes on it.
Can you say โinvasion of personal spaceโ? This iguana has no concept of it. It wants to get to one place, and this guyโs face is the only path itโll consider taking.
Cats want to sit smack dab in the middle of whatever their owners are doing as a way of being the center of attention. Or maybe this cat just really hates puzzles.
These cats were so excited to see what was going on outside they just had to climb up on their owner for a better view. You guys couldnโt have used the windowsill?
We all love our pets, but letโs face it: sometimes they can be real jerks. And that goes for animals of every kind. Most people think that cats are usually the ones who are jerks, and theyโre right to a degree. But donโt discount other animals, too.
Yup, everything from dogs to lizards to birds to fish can be jerks. Whether that means playing too rough, making a mess, or stealing your food, they know we love them โ and they have no problem taking advantage of that.
So, what are we to do when our pets act like jerks? Well, thereโs not much you can do. Clean up their messes, snap a photo, and remember that you love them, even when theyโre on their worst behavior. After all, the mess wonโt last, but that picture and memory will.
Of course, if youโre thinking about adopting a pet for the first time, you might want to look through these photos before you do. Sure, not all of them involve the destruction of property, but a lot of them do. If youโre renting your home, just know you might not get your security deposit back.
Is it worth it? Sure. Itโs hard to stay mad at these lovable pets.
The underwear thief
Sometimes, pets develop fixations you canโt really explain. This oddball cat decided he really liked menโs underwear and socks. His bewildered owners had to send a notice out to the neighborhood about his impressive collection.