Eating the middle of the pizza just isn’t going to fly over with most people, but for this girl, that’s how she rolls.

This billboard has been like this for two days. Yeah, whoever is in charge of keeping this updated, shared their screen instead. It’s not even the whole background, it’s just the corner. At least they empty their recycling bin.

They were told where to put the air conditioner and they put it there. Who cares if they made a hole in the wall to do so? This is actually a good way to cool two rooms but not unless it was the plan all along.

This poor AAA guy locked his own keys in his car while helping someone who locked their keys in their car. So, he had to call another AAA guy to get his keys out of his locked car. Does that all make sense?

There was a festival. But now it’s over. So, why is there a lone motorcycle without an owner? Is he passed out in the bushes somewhere or did he lose his bike? It would be hard to lose it considering it’s the only one left.

This sign was put up so that people would know to test their markers on the pad below. However, everyone is either a troll or they assume that they are actually supposed to draw on the sign. Walmart people, ugh!

How do you create a dual sign? Just like this. Put the picture saying one thing and the writing saying another. It may be confusing and it may be called a trap, but people should read signs, shouldn’t they?

This is kind of confusing. Is there actually water on this toilet or is it what the seat looks like? I think it’s what these seat looks like and it’s actually clean. But it will prevent everyone at the store from using it.

Who really ignites the fire? The wick or the oil? According to this candle, it’s the oil that has a job to do because this wick is not lifting a finger. That’s cool, bro. At least now we know how to make flames dance.

Dogs are amazing at making new friends, but cats lack when it comes to social skills. This couple wanted a dog and they went to get one. But then they came home with a cat. Something about that is rather unique.

It looks like Tony is out of the job because he’s resorted to playing the accordion to make a few extra bucks. Considering he’s one of the richest Marvel characters in existence, I’d say that something went horribly wrong.

This may look like a strange parking garage with a ramp going up and one going down but it’s actually just a flooded garage. Look closely at the reflections and you’ll see. Yes, the water is very clear.

I guess there’s nothing wrong with this it’s just awkward. Who puts the gas in upside-down? Someone trying to entertain themself or someone who has a weird car. Which one do you think this is?

Don’t worry, they weren’t just sent one piece of pizza. They had a whole pizza. The funny thing is that the tray got left under it. So that’s a free pizza tray for whoever ordered this pizza.

This was a great wedding photo. Until this dog decided to do his business and ruin it. At least he didn’t go on her dress. That would have been tragic but at least it’s something to tell the grandkids.

I understand leaving the screen protector on for a few days after you get your new computer if it’s crystal clear. But this is something else. The whole monitor is wrapped in plastic! Not to mention, someone is being weird in the background too.

All the letters are there but they are in the wrong order. Can you mix them up and guess which city this was found in? It’s not far off but it is far enough from correct that it makes us all facepalm.

Disks are going extinct and no one cares. Companies still sell the cases instead of just telling you to buy the software online. Video games do the same thing. I guess in case you want to give a tangible gift.

This four-year-old picked out this birthday card for her uncle because it had a dog on it and he likes dogs. Of course, an adult let her do it but if we don’t let kids express themselves they’ll never get anywhere in life.

This teen tried to take a shortcut through construction and ended up with his car in wet concrete. He also faced a $10,000 bill from the city for the damage that he caused. An overshoot, but maybe it will teach him a little respect.

Sorry, that means vampires too. If you want to cross the street, do it upright and don’t even think about handstands. This is a civilized country, after all. Whoever put this streetlight in needs a new job.

Maybe we all haven’t gone this far, but we’ve all had brain farts. This is just brain gas and lasted long enough for them to put the whole thing together without noticing it was wrapped around a pole.

If you’re proud of that as a watermelon, you should be even more proud of it as a cucumber. That’s one big cucumber, which is a small watermelon. Turns out this guy has a thumb greener than he can imagine.

Somebody was confused when they put this sign up there. These are foods that diabetics can’t eat, not foods that they should eat. Someone misunderstood and thought that the sign meant something else. Or they are a troll. Why is that always an option?

I hope his name is Guinea Pig because there’s no other reason for this sign to be there. It would be hard to keep guinea pigs contained in such a cage anyway, and who goes to the zoo to see guinea pigs?

Having your knees cramped is bad enough. But actually sitting in a seat with a wall in front of it defeats the purpose of going to the show. There shouldn’t even be a seat here at all. But to be fair, he did choose it.

For some reason, this person flew their flyswatter in the air and it landed like this. That takes a lot of skill to do on purpose so maybe with enough practice they can become a master. It’s a niche skill, but somebody’s got to learn it.

This couple got creative with their baby announcement. She has morning sickness, which is worse because, she’s having twins! It’s a lot for both parents to take in! She has to carry them and they both have to raise them.

Your Visa can usually get you anywhere in life. But but into your own hotel room, no matter how many times you’ve tried it. This dude tried to get into his room with his Visa and was so frustrated that it wasn’t working that he threw himself down. Either that or he passed out drunk.

The day after his wedding, this guy got appendicitis. That’s very unfortunate, but luckily, his wife his pretty chill and is with him through thick and thin. Not everyone has a honeymoon that interesting.

Post Malone called this kangaroo, that looks like a wallabee, a koala. So, that kangaroo called him Shia LeBeouf and the whole internet applauded. You can’t make this stuff up. Learn your animals, Austin.

What’s the point in getting a rug like this if you’re not going to use it correctly? You either appreciate order or you don’t. Going halfway just to make things even more chaotic is insane. Someone take this rug away from this family, they don’t deserve it.

Teenagers! They think everything works the way that their stuff works. I hope that this is a joke and they know that phones like that don’t take pictures. At least it’s a good photo op of a photo op.

To be fair, Amy was rude to Jack. He was just trying to be nice and touch base. However, I totally feel what she’s feeling. She is done, she wants mozzarella sticks, and to take a nap. It’s quarantine baby, we’re all feeling it.

This gun safety class is anything but safe. Even if the guns aren’t loaded, it’s bad practice to aim them at someone. Teaching people to aim guns at others is actually the worst thing you can do in a gun safety class.

After editing all day long, this guy’s computer crashed and his work was lost. You’d think he’d save more often but I guess when you get so into something, it’s hard to remember things like that. The poor guy.

Me, you, this cat. None of us know wht’s going on. The cat was found in the ceiling and broke through the wallpaper. Or I guess, ceiling paper. He looks just as scared and surprised as whoever found him.

This section at this game is rooting for the referee. I’m not sure if this was planned or not but it’s pretty funny. The whole section is wearing stripe shirts and holding signs cheering the ref on.

Sometimes, you’re just at the wrong place at the wrong time. In this case, this bike was at the wrong place and got painted dark blue. I hope that the owner likes blue because it would be a pain to wash.

The only box they had left was a seven and a half. Only, one of the shoes is an eight. This person wears a seven and a half. Which means, someone else is out there with the mix-matched pair. Find them.

Something about this rubs me the wrong way. Not only is this a three-headed hellhound that kids are supposed to have fun with but it’s creepy as can be. The heads are all wonky and only one of them has eyes.

These parents are just funny enough to give their son’s teacher a bottle with their son’s picture on it. That is funny as it is but what makes it hilarious is the caption. You can tell their kids don’t feel entitled.

This story is a classic. This mom had this toy for over twenty years and kept it in good condition. Her daughter played with it one day and it broke. However, keeping something for twenty years without using is a good way to let the insides rust and rot.

It was actually so hot in Puerto Rico that the ceiling fan melted. It looks wooden but it’s actually plastic so that explains that. Imagine turning the fan on while it was melting. Would it spray hot plastic everywhere?

This kid was given some cheese to eat while she watched her show. Seconds later, it was on the wall with one bite taken out of it. I guess it was better than putting it on the couch or throwing it on the floor.

This sign is private, and you’re not allowed to read it. Imagine there being a law that enforced this. How could you prove that someone read it? How could you stop from reading something that was right in front of you?

This pan is supposedly non-stick, and yet they can’t even get the sticker off of it. How are you supposed to use a pan if the sticker won’t come off? You’ll only make it worse by cooking it on and making the house smell like burned glue and paper.

If this was my suitcase, I’d be mad. Someone stomped on their suitcase and they have the footprint to prove it. It should be their new life goal to track this person down and make them pay.

This shirt is hilarious, animal lover or not. If we would all start calling animals by names like these, learning them in school would be much easier. Plus, getting donations to protect them would be easier too.

Usually, when you hate wrapping presents, you get a family member to do it for you. However, this dad thought it would be okay if he just threw wrapping paper over the gifts on Christmas day.

These self-care displays are pretty nice, unless you but them side by side like this. That’s when things go horribly wrong and you have mutated girls that scare of prospective buyers. Only the bold ones take pictures.

What a time to get the big thing of blueberries instead of the generic small one. Their blueberries spilled all over the self checkout and they’re probably still expected to pay for them. The question is, will someone else pick them up?

There’s a thing about building houses on hills and it’s a positive thing. However, this breaks all of the rules. This happened after two houses crashed into each other after mudslides tore apart a neighborhood.

If there was ever a sign to tell you to not drink anymore wine, this is it. Their bottle opener actually broke inside of the cork. That’s super unlucky. And if I’m not mistaken, it happened twice in the same day.

I have no idea what the story is behind this but it looks like she got hot and cut holes in her shirt. As a busdriver, I’d say that went against the dress code but maybe it doesn’t and she’s just bending the rules to prove a point.

The sign clearly says no swimming and yet he’s swimming through the snow right in front of it. There are rulebreakers and then there are those who go above and beyond just to blatantly rebel.

This mom went to visit her son and decided to decorate. She found a “vase” in the bedroom and used it to put sunflowers on his mantle. Now he doesn’t know whether to be embarrassed or just say thank you and move on.

When asked if they wanted a name written on the stocking, they said, “no thanks,” and this is what they got. Always remember that people who write on items and cakes will always write what you say. Always.

If you don’t know what is missing then you need to get out more. This McDonald’s doesn’t have golden arches, it has a golden arch. That’s kind of a disappointment but also like a wonder of the world.

There seems to be a misunderstanding. The owner said they wanted, “trimmed body that fade into shaved legs” and this is what they got. Not at all what they wanted but they’re not even mad because it’s so hilarious.

This girl loves dollhouses but loves dinosaurs more. So whenever she was given a dollhouse for Christmas, she immediately used it as a house for her dinosaurs. Now, there has never been a dinosaur that was treated better than these.

This engineering book has an Easter egg. It’s a human reaching out for help in the back of a dumpster. So either they are taking a homeless man’s “home” or there has been a murder. And it’s all captured in an engineering book.

This guy has life figured out. He’s taking his dog with him to the store and no one complains. How is this possible? Because he has the dog in a baby carrier! That will get a whole lot more compliments than complaints.

This mom sent her car insurance agent pictures of herself instead of her car when her agent asked for pictures of all sides. I wonder what she thought the pictures were for and why she gave them up so readily? Identity theft is not a joke, Susan.

Someone took a big bite out of this apple, only to figure out that it was rotting from the inside out. If that’s not enough to make you feel sick, then you have a stomach of steel. Use it to make the world a better place.

Does anyone else relate to this? He’s filling up a basket with water. A basket that has hole sin it. Unless there’s an invisible film around it, this is futile. Much like just about everything we worry about in life.

Honestly, Timmy has it all figured out. All that grandparents want is to know that they are valued. They want to know that people would care if they died. Timmy let his grandad know in a sweet card.

This guy woke up because ther were construction noises upstairs. A few minutes after he did, this happened. Yep, he saved himself from a rude and dirty awakening by getting himself out of bed early.

This dude working in construction dropped his phone in a bucket of industrial paint. To wash it, he’d have to put it in paint thinner or water but of course, water and phones don’t mix well together. So basically, it’s time to say goodbye to his phone.

This woman spilled her entire cup of tea on her right before she gave an important presentation. She’s going places because she didn’t back out, she went for it. That shows confidence and leadership.