Have you ever met someone whoโs petty? You know, the kind of person who takes a lot of things literally and way further than they should go? Well, youโre not alone. Many individuals do this.
While itโs shameful, their antics are also funny as proven by these 48 examples. The things they do are so ridiculous that these people belong in the Petty Hall of Fame.
1. The proof is in the receipts
Uh oh, someoneโs in trouble. With printed receipts, this woman was proving what she charged to her boyfriendโs credit card. Or sheโs showing him that she was where she said she was on a particular day in question.
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Twitter
2. Serious or petty?
This sign shows how serious the restaurant owner takes Yelp reviews. Okay, so maybe heโs on the petty side. Regardless, we hope it helped him sell more meatball sandwiches.
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3. Thatโll teach him
Next time, help your wife with the laundry when she asks. Weโre pretty sure she insisted he take the clothes off the line. Hmmmโฆwonder how he explained this to the neighbors.
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Twitter@IFeelLikeTwit
4. Making a statement
This woman knew exactly how to annoy her British boyfriend. Yes, it worked. But in making her point, she ruined a cup of hot tea.
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Twitter@Alisha Rai
5. Be more specific
Sibling rivalry is alive and well. At least in this household. The next time this guyโs little brother wants to know if he can have half of the grapes, heโll be more specific.
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Twitter@Jaaaaaymomma
6. Revenge at its finest
This was probably the last time someone stole this personโs lunch. If thereโs one thing you donโt mess with, itโs food. Petty, yesโฆgreat revenge, yes.
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Twitter@Dooppy
7. Wrong side of the bed
After getting into a tiff with his wife, the husband decided to make only his side of the bed. We have a question. Which side was his?
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Reddit/bearfoxmousemus
8. Valuable time
Doctorโs arenโt the only ones whose time is valuable. Just ask this toddler. And heโll let you know in the best passive-aggressive way possible.
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Twitter@cydbeer
9. Motherโs milk
Hey, hereโs an idea. Perhaps this person can have lunch with the individual who stole the guyโs lunch. Burritos and milk go great together.
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Imgur/shitmybad
10. Really bad call
If someone goes to the effort to write an apology letter, just accept it. Grading itโฆbad ideaโฆespecially in red ink. More than likely, the author retracted his apology. Canโt blame him.
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Twitter@NickLutz12
11. Pit party
Do you know whatโs even more annoying than someone stealing your lunch? Potholes. This one has existed for so many years that the neighbors decided to throw it a birthday party.
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Twitter@TBHer
12. It couldโve been worse
Yes, this person did a horrible job parking. They should be thankful that someone didnโt key their car instead of doing this. Just curiousโฆdoes the individual who left this message drive around with chalk in their vehicle?
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Reddit/SandpaperThoughts
13. Not again
Who goes around vibe-checking people, especially family members? Weโd love to know what kind of โenergyโ this aunt gives off. Oh, and what did she do the other Thanksgiving meals?
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Twitter@cal_gif
14. Seriously?
What did 7-11 stores ever do to this man? It mustโve been super bad. After all, he opened a store nearby called โ6-12.โ
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Twitter@sheikhimaan
15. Something isnโt right
How can you tell if a dinner host likes you? Well, at one house, just take a sip of your beverage. If it tastes funny, itโs because they made ice out of hot dog water, which they serve to guests they donโt care for.
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16. Youโve been unfriended
Instead of having an adult conversation, this individual takes a different approach when unfriending people. She cuts their heads offโฆin photos. Good grief โ sheโs a grown woman.
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Twitter@DancesWithTamis
17. Keep the change
Thereโs one thing guys should never do. Break up with a girlfriend right before the prom. This dude wanted his ex to pay him back for what heโd spent on the danceโฆshe didโฆin pennies.
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Twitter
18. Attention, please
Not only is this teen petty but also a spoiled brat. Maybe in time, sheโll realize something. The world doesnโt revolve around her.
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Twitter@coolgrandma98
19. She dodged a bullet
The purpose of dating is to see if two people are compatible. But when a gal told the guy she went out with theyโd make better friends, he sent her this. Thatโs right, he wanted her to refund him the cost of her grilled cheese.
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Twitter@bashhbradley
20. No fish policy
Talk about being petty. In this office, you can have fish but only the cracker type. All other species are off-limits.
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Reddit/skilletblast33
21. Itโs the little things
Perhaps this barista should consider a different career. She has some kind of vendetta against teens. Every time they order something, she puts the label on the siren logo.
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Instagram/kjmethod415
22. Nopeโฆnot having it
This is the text message one guy responded with when several of his classmates wanted a copy of his notes. You see, they were too lazy to pay attention in class. It might be petty but well-deserved.
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Twitter@joomarshalll
23. The truth hurts
These employees were just telling the truth. It seems management didnโt find it funny. Lighten up, man.
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Reddit/_NITRISS_
24. โWeโre out of hereโ
That wasnโt very nice. Thereโs a good chance these customers have never worked in the restaurant business. If they had, theyโd understand that servers canโt make food magically appear in five minutes.
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Twitter@larrykim
25. Time for payback
For several months, a tenant asked the landlord to fix a number of broken things. But they didnโt. So, the individual paid their rent in $1 bills.
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Instagram/empireit
26. Connected foreverโฆ
โฆunless he wants to spend a lot of money to have it removed. Sure, she was super petty. But who got the last laugh?
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Twitter@Breyonnn
27. Justified
If you park poorly, donโt be surprised if someone does this to your tires. Some people thought this was silly. Others felt it was completely justified.
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Twitter/herbehancock
28. Evil-minded
Thatโs just mean. Okay, he might be mad at her but really? This takes petty to an entirely new low.
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Twitter@heyqueenregina
29. Just for fun
Come on, you know you thought of this too. Removing just one grain. By the time the individual recounts all the rice, the food will be moldy and inedible.
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30. Someone has too much time on their hands
Considering the amount of time that it takes to do this, the guy couldโve accomplished so many things. Who knows, he mightโve even found the answer to world peace. Okay, probably notโฆbut still.
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Twitter@thedad
31. Thank you very much
Isnโt it nice when someone can whip out a piece of chalk to solve a problem? Thatโs what this person did. Note the tone of sarcasm here.
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Twitter@adunkel2016
32. Good boy
Hey, heโs just helping out the marketing team. Sure, this pupโs owner didnโt have to take a photo. But then weโd all miss out on a good laugh.
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Instagram/woofimbandit
33. Busted
It appears this guyโs ex-girlfriend wasnโt too happy with him. So, she did something petty about it. She called him out in a very public way.
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Twitter@JakeNbakeX
34. Welcome to the neighborhood
After moving in, it didnโt take long for one family to learn a lot about their new neighbors. Theyโre petty. Just use their side of the stairs.
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Tumblr/56blogsstillcrazy
35. Poor execution
Hereโs some advice. If youโre going to post fliers like this around town, donโt list your real phone number. What started out as a petty joke quickly turned into a disaster for one person.
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Instagram/soundslikepuget
36. Sweet, gooey, and delicious
Whatโs with everyone stealing peopleโs food? And why not just talk to the person whoโs doing it? Nahโฆthat would be too civil and easy.
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Twitter@lufodiannyboy
37. ROFL
We donโt know if these individuals are neighbors or roommates. But it doesnโt really matter. All we know is that itโs fun watching them battle with Wi-Fi names.
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Twitter@Mededitor
38. Subliminal message
Well, itโs actually quite blatant. Someone felt they had bragging rights after beating a friend in Mario Bros. So incredibly petty.
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Twitter@IGPubcast
39. Has to one-up them
What were they thinking? We hate to inform this company but that doesnโt help them in search engine results. Good try, though.
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Twitter@torahhorse
40. Frowny face
And if you were wondering, yes, thatโs someoneโs hair. Again, why couldnโt this person just ask their roommate nicely to remove their hair from the bathtub? You have to admitโฆthis is pretty creative.
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Reddit/Th3_H0urglass
41. Point madeโฆ
โฆalthough probably not well-received. Especially if whatever they used to write on the siding doesnโt come off. Something so petty could lead to some serious tension among neighbors.
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Instagram/bronsonborgnine
42. Hall of Fame worthy
If they had just been quieter and not so obnoxious. Now, theyโre in for a big surprise. This individual is definitely Petty Hall of Fame quality.
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Twitter@sehnaoul
43. Hidden meaning
Itโs a good thing this studentโs art teacher doesnโt know sign language. If they did, theyโd see a profound statement. It reads, โYou got me f***ed up.โ Something tells us this student/teacher relationship isnโt very good.
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Twitter@LemAli23
44. Brilliant, just brilliant
Some people have no patience. Hereโs one. But we get it, So, they get a pass for their pettiness.
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Imgur/youandmeandrainbows
45. He needs therapy
After getting mad at his mom, this is what her son did. Perhaps therapy might help. But remember, the apple doesnโt fall far from the tree so weโre guessing that being petty runs in the family.
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Twitter@VictorPopeJr
46. Was she worth it?
It sure seems so. But if a girl does something like this to a person she supposedly loves, you have to question that. We have a feeling thereโs more to this story. Letโs hope he didnโt pour the whiskey down the drain.
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Twitter@RoeGhost
47. Youโre grounded
Good thing this guy is too old for his mom to ground him. But if she couldโฆyeah, heโd be in some serious trouble. The girlโฆway too petty. In relationship fights, moms are off-limits.
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Twitter@MissOnovelli
48. And the winner of the Petty Hall of Fame award isโฆ
โฆthe person who did this. Okay, so someone took his parking spot. Yes, thatโs annoying and not very nice. But this? Hey dude, thereโs kids playing nearby. Clean it up.
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Imgur/cheesetrapper
