If you’re a parent, then you know just how difficult it can be to raise a hoard of rambunctious little thugs that you’ve always suspected were switched at birth.
They don’t refill the toilet paper roll, they want to play on the computer all day without doing their chores, and if you’re lucky, they understand how to communicate in sticky notes.
Which is a good thing, because these 55 hilarious parents have been trolling their kiddos with the funniest notes about the good, the bad, and the sometimes hard facts of life!
1) Want the wifi password?
2) “My daughters said she was too old for notes in her lunch – my reply and WIN”
@dogzillakilla:
“I still put notes in my 11 and 7 year olds’ lunches. The other day I opened my lunch at work and they had written me one. Lunch notes FTW!”
3) Mom’s silly little love notes
4) Dad always knows best
5) #DadFact: A unicorn dies every time you don’t eat your sandwich!
6) “My Dad leaves misspelled notes, and I leave replies.”
7) “It worked! We woke up at 10:06 this morning!”
@antani2:
“It’s funny because your children are 30 and 37.”
@combzy89:
“I’m a stay at home son.”
8) “Just got home from work and found this note from my dad on the fridge…a little confused, i walked to into the living room to find my cat as promised. Thanks dad!”
@randomhate:
“Catfalsefacts: Norse Black Mousers were originally bred to hunt mice in fields but were later used by clergy as an early form of paper clip.”
9) “Father leaves his messy teens the perfect threatening note.”
10) Up In Toke!
11) “Parenting level: Hipster”
12) “Found this note my Mum left for my Sister in the car.”
13) Hope you don’t mind….
14) Don’t call the cops!
@anonymous:
“My mom used to tell us about the time she was home with the kids when the doorbell rang and she opened it to find a Mexican man holding a machete. Apparently he was selling boxes of oranges door to door and used the machete to chop up samples. My mom was slightly terrified, and bought a box when he asked…Because…who says no to a machete wielding man? Orange salesman of the year right there.”
15) It just doesn’t taste the same.
16) “Just a heartwarming note from my mother.”
@chantellie:
“I can’t wait until my kid is old enough for this to be acceptable.”
17) “Found this note in my bathroom drawer after my dad tried to borrow toothpaste.”
@madrosey:
“I’m not sure your dad knows the proper use of a smiley face…”
18) Hey genius, they’re fake!
19) When mom has to use Pinterest crafts to get through to her kids.
20) Okay, but where’s the ‘YES’ button?
@Yvonne Bernal:
“Me thinks this kid has abused a few buttons in their life.”
21) “So my dad had to go get a colonoscopy this morning, this is the note my mom left me for when I wake up.”
22) “Went to put on my boots for the first time since last fall… I pulled out what looked to be an ancient moldy banana and a this note in my mom’s handwriting. I think I missed this joke by about a year…”
23) “My mom said she put a note on her phone to remind her to bring cake.”
@WatchOutRadioactiveM:
“YUP! I’ve honestly done the same thing before. Need to remember something at work, put sticky note on my phone, then when I take it out at work, OHHH YEAH!”
24) Speaking of sticky notes from mom…
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25) “Bought a new hatchet yesterday. Came downstairs to find this note on it this morning.I think my dad is trying to teach me something about putting things away…”
“Dear Murderer, after you break into our house through the back door, feel free to use this conveniently placed murder weapon to complete your grisly task. We always like our guests to have what they need. Mi casa, su casa. The Schmidts. P.S. The butcher knives are right behind you.”
26) “My friend left this note in his kids lunchbox today. I’m not a parent, but this seems legit.”
27) “My dad’s note to my brothers about the plugs in the house.”
@OneAndOnlyJackSchitt:
“This issue happened from time to time in our office. People be unplugging the copier or the coffee maker. I actually had to stop someone from unplugging a server (because data centers are overrated according to my office).”
28) “Me and my mom are both atheists, but she left me this note this morning…”
29) “My parents went out of town for my dad’s birthday and this is the note they left behind.”
Is it supposed to read: “lock doors” and “no more them 3 girls at the same time,” or was dad giving his son permission to throw all caution to the wind?
“Lock doors no more” and “them three girls at the same time be good” sounds like dad was being more clever than anyone realized!
30) “Mom left me a note.”
31) “My mom stole my alcohol last week. Got this note this morning.”
32) “Girlfriend’s step dad is a fire fighter. She found this note this morning.”
The note reads: “When I grow up I’m going to be a dryer fire! Love, Lint.”
@iwishihadpuppybreath:
“If you spun that into yarn, you could knit your missing sock.”
33) “My parent went out of town, he left me a note.”
@swatz:
“Woo, the cat pissed someone off, got his ass moved to the top of the list.”
34) “Please don’t trade these for a Twinkie!”
35) “Judging by this note from my mom, I’d say I’m doing summer right.”
36) “My friend’s parents each left us a note before we went to Idaho to go to a theme park.”
@Tomcat27:
“The theme park is called Silverwood, and I can personally vouch that the Dad’s list can be accomplished there with ease.”
37) “Loving note from my father.”
@iblowsheep:
“You always hear people say to watch the language around the kids but becoming a parent makes it more necessary to curse than ever.”
38) “While my 7-year-old daughter loves the notes I leave in her lunch, her friends have no idea why her dad is so weird.”
@mamacrocker:
“My dad did this all the time – drew on the bag, wrote notes, put little toys or surprises in. My friends thought I had the coolest dad in the world (they were right!); a lot of them would even come to him with things they couldn’t talk to their own parents about. I’m 40 and I still have those notes. Your daughter will remember and appreciate this more than many “big” things you could do for her. Good for you!”
39) Today is shinner because of you.
40) Hi, I’m Mike.
41) This is not a note!
42) Son, this is what a lock looks like.
43) What a dirty laundry basket.
44) Just eat it.
45) Please tell me your girlfriend slept over!
46) “The closest these kids will ever get to Hogwarts.”
@callmerusty:
“Plot twist: laundry is worth 100pts because they can only use a washboard and clothesline.”
47) Um, thanks mom?
P.S. Don’t use that. It’s a trap.
48) Ice + Cream = Ice Cream
49) Stop “sneezing.”
50) Please don’t be mad at me.
51) You got it? Good!
52) FYI, it’s that white thing with the buttons.
Karin from Michigan writes:
“I found this note taped on the window above the sink after I left a cup on the counter rather than putting it in the dishwasher. I guess my dad thought this approach would be easier than yelling.”
53) Mom must not be a pie person.
54) This is how you burn your kids!
55) Mom’s never gonna give you up.
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