Relying on a husband to always do the right thing can be a risky proposition. You give them a small task to complete like naming the new puppy and they decide to call the dog Ozzy Pawsbourne. Other times, they surprise us by drawing a mustache on the baby or putting common household items in uncommon places. It’s amazing how creative some guys can be.
However, even when they mess things up, it’s hard to get too mad at them. Most of the time, it can actually be pretty darn funny what some husbands get up to when the wives aren’t watching. The list includes 75 of the funniest husbands who can’t be trusted that we could find. Although, really it’s all in good fun. At the end of the day, we still love them.
The wife went to check on the husband to see if he had gotten out of bed yet. She found him still completely passed out and using her clothing as a face mask. Black bras are great for blocking out the morning sunlight.
The queen of the house spent the afternoon baking up some delicious muffins. When she went to grab one later, she found this horror waiting. Her hubby had eaten all of the muffin tops. The tops are the best part and he left her none!
When asked to put some spaghetti on the stove, this clever husband did exactly what he was told. The idea was to get dinner started, but the guy didn’t really help out very much.
Other husbands actually do know how to cook. While their techniques might be a little unorthodox, if it gets the job done, that’s all the matters. Over time, you just learn to ignore those strange noises coming from the kitchen.
Even trusting the husband to do something simple like keeping an eye on the cat can be a little risky. You might just walk in on him holding the cat up to the ceiling and singing, “spider cat, spider cat does whatever a spider cat does”.
This is what it looks like when a loving husband prepares lunch for his wife. According to him, he put it all together while drunk the night before and the asparagus is not to be trusted.
Well, it looks like the husband was goofing off with the children’s Googly eyes again. This time, he applied them to every item in the fridge so when his wife opened the door, she found literally everything staring back at her.
When the husband noticed that his wife was three months pregnant, he figured it was probably time to pick up some reading material on how to be a good parent. This is the book he came home with.
This woman trusted her husband to make their shopping list for the week. He drew up a movie poster. Sure, it’s pretty creative, but it’s definitely not what she had in mind.
When it comes to setting up Christmas decorations, there is a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. This husband set the elf on the shelf the wrong way. In fact, it never made it to the shelf. It crashed.
11. Playing With The Baby
She left her husband to watch over the baby while she took care of some errands for an hour. This is what she returned to. She walked in and discovered the two of them playing a hilarious game of dress-up.
This time, the husband was left in charge of getting the kids ready for school. He did a pretty good job. At least, he thought so. The wife didn’t know whether to be mad at him or to congratulate him on his incredible makeover skills.
It was time to get dinner ready and the wife asked her husband to pick up six potatoes for her from the store. He complied, although the results were a little different than what she expected. The one potato he selected was the size of a marble.
In this photo, the husband turned the head of his daughter’s lamb toy around backward. He thinks it is hilarious. The tail of the lamb now looks more like something else.
While the wife was in the bathroom doing her business, the husband passed her this note under the door. She was gone from his side for a couple of minutes and he really missed her. Once you’re married, privacy is pretty much non-existent.
When the husband’s wife requested that he play with their puppy more, he sent her this picture. It’s the two of them enjoying a game of Scrabble together. However, the dog isn’t very good at the board game.
17. Vertically Challenged
The 5’1″ woman asked her hubby to hang up a mirror for her in the bathroom. Obviously, trusting him to place it at the right height was a mistake. Standing at 6’2″ himself, he essentially hung it up next to the ceiling.
“My friend convinced her husband to go to Wine and Palette with her…” explains the Redditor. It’s a painting class that serves wine. Can you guess which person in the photo is the husband?
This romantic husband wrote his wife a beautiful poem using the fridge magnets. It’s a very beautiful gesture. Although, the last line isn’t really congruent with the rest of the poem.
She left the baby alone with her husband for ten short minutes. When she came back, it was like she was looking at a whole different baby. In that time, the child had grown a mustache and gotten a lot angrier.
It was the husband’s turn to buy the groceries. As you can clearly see, ice cream was on sale at the store that day. He took the opportunity to stock up. They now have enough Ben & Jerry’s to last them months.
When this woman went to take a shower one day, she got a shocking surprise. Her husband had placed a cardboard cutout of a Klingon from Star Trek behind the curtains. It’s enough to make anyone freak out.
When you have young kids, it’s important to be as organized as possible if you want to stay on top of everything. This wife bought the family a label maker to help. As you can see, the husband is already putting it to good use.
Christmas was rapidly approaching and the wife really needed some assistance with wrapping the presents. Unfortunately, wrapping is not really most guys’ forte. At least, not this husband’s.
Father daughter shopping trips can be a whole lot of fun. Although, when it comes to clothes shopping, it would probably be best if the mother goes along next time to supervise.
This trusting wife asked her husband if he could please pack her work lunch for her. When he inquired as to what she wanted, she told him to surprise her. It was a big mistake.
This woman had the same problem when she asked her husband to pack her lunch for her. Although, instead of cat food, she got a couple of pieces of fruit shaped like a penis and twenty Canadian dollars.
The wife left the husband in charge of watching the baby while she was out for a bit. Judging by the hilarious photo, it looks like they got a lot of quality bonding time in together while she was gone.
In this household, baking pies is a team effort. The wife gets the pie prepared and then the husband does the lattice over the top of it. Next time, we think he and the wife will probably be switching roles.
This husband’s wife asked him to peel half of the potatoes and then put them in a pot to start boiling. According to him, the mission was successfully accomplished. We imagine that she might feel differently about it.
Soaps are supposed to be put on the shelf, so when the husband kept leaving them on the floor of the shower, the wife kindly asked him to pick them up. This was his ingenious solution.
She thought her husband was doing something productive and working out. Then she went to check on him. She caught him red-handed playing on the treadmill by himself with their son’s firetruck.
Everyone knows that most husbands aren’t the best at cleaning. Just have a look at this picture. Can you tell who cleaned the house this afternoon? It definitely wasn’t the wife.
34. Birthday Card Accident
It was the wife’s birthday and her husband didn’t bother reading the card before he bought it. Just have a look at what it says — “There’s something about a proud, confident, gorgeous black woman like you that I can’t quite put my finger on…”
She asked her husband to be her personal trainer for her exercise session. This was the result. We’re not sure how much being sat on is going to help build muscle, but at least he doesn’t charge.
This is what it looks like when the man of the house gets assigned to laundry duty. His note is pretty hilarious. We have to agree though, some things just aren’t meant to be folded!
Do you know what the difference between raspberries and blueberries are? This husband doesn’t. The wife sent him to pick up both raspberries and blueberries from the store and he came back with these.
“Our daughter really wanted to touch the water but couldn’t reach by herself — this was my husband’s solution… Her face says it all!” writes the Redditor. Let’s just hope he doesn’t accidentally drop her in.
When it comes to keeping track of what groceries are needed, it’s important to have open communication. It’s something this husband clearly understands. He sent his wife this funny photo and told her that they need to go shopping soon.
Here we have a husband that really understands the importance of utilizing every last inch of space. His wife asked him to organize the bookshelf and he squeezed as many in as possible. There was even room for the “All My Friends Are Dead” book.
We love how creative some of these husbands are. For example, this guy. This is the anniversary card that he gave his wife this year. As you can see, he made it himself.
Sometimes dogs need a little bit of a trim. However, it’s better to let the professionals take care of these sorts of things instead of the husband. Otherwise, you’re shaggy pup will end up looking like this.
Cooking in a crockpot is more than just throwing a bunch of random things in and turning it on for six hours. If you don’t follow a recipe, your experiment might turn out similar to this husband’s. In case you didn’t realize, those black things floating around are actually hot dogs.
Here we have a small snapshot into what family life looks like. As you can see, the husband is being very attentive to the couple’s newborn daughter. They are playing together very nicely.
At first glance, you might not realize why the husband thought his gas bill was funny enough to send a picture of it to his wife. It’s because the total came out to $80.08. The number looks like the word “boob”.
This sweet husband surprised his wife by buying her a diamond necklace. At least, that is what he told her over a text message. When she finally saw the gift in person, she was less than enthused.
Like a lot of husbands, this guy is very talented at wrapping Christmas gifts. He took the present and plopped it into a gift bag. There is just one problem — it doesn’t quite fit.
This is what happens when you put your husband in charge of buying the throw pillows for the couch. You get one with an astronaut carrying a boombox and another with a picture of a honey badger.
“I asked my husband to iron my pants and he gave me 1980’s creases,” writes this amused Twitter user. She is all smiles about it and wearing those creased pants proudly, but next time, she’ll probably do the ironing herself.
The husband and wife went on a shopping trip to the craft store together. Although, once the husband realized how long they would actually be shopping for, he started to get a little bored. Luckily, there were big letters he could use to entertain himself.
51. Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist
This is the wife’s checklist that she made to prepare for Thanksgiving. The husband decided to make an addition of his own. It is the last one on the list, and according to him, the most important.
When the husband couldn’t find a baby shower gift bag at the store, he decided to improvise. His wife obviously wasn’t too happy with his creative duct tape use.
Household chores are not this husband’s area of expertise. Look at what happened when the wife left him to do the dishes alone. He ended up making quite the mess in the kitchen.
54. Happy Valentine’s Day
The wife was not super pleased with her husband’s Valentine’s Day message for her. However, it’s the thought that counts, right? We bet it still tastes pretty good, at least.
This is one husband who should probably just stay out of the kitchen and let his wife make the hamburgers next time. After all, his technique is pretty strange. He puts all of the beef in a pan and flattens it with the other pan while it’s cooking.
This husband is basically a comedian. One of his favorite things to do is to buy the dog treats that are way too big for the pup. Then he laughs at the dog as it tries to eat them.
Communication is the foundation of a solid marriage. However, there are definitely better ways to tell your wife to stop leaving hair in the shower than writing passive-aggressive messages on the wall with it.
Have you ever tried to microwave a t-shirt to get it to dry faster? Let’s hope not. Otherwise, you could easily end up with a t-shirt covered in burn marks like this foolish husband.
Some people never really grow up. Case in point — this man. The husband thought it would be funny to write Xbox right next to all of the 360s on his wife’s box of tampons.
Making the bed properly is an art form. It’s also something that most husbands aren’t good at. Even when they try their best, they still do goofy things like stacking all of the pillows randomly on one side.
This helpful husband noticed the wife’s gingerbread cookies sitting on the cooling rack undecorated and decided to assist her. She came back to apply the icing later and saw that it had already been done.
The husband decided to clean the kitchen to help his wife out. If the sign is any indication though, it looks like he wants a reward for all his trouble. He made it very clear what he really was after with his cleaning spree.
In another household, the wife did, in fact, make cookies. The husband quickly discovered them. He made sure to sample every single cookie, leaving a trail of bite marks behind as evidence.
The couple and their baby girl were heading off for a little weekend getaway. The husband was responsible for the packing and getting their daughter ready. It looks like he did a pretty amazing job.
Here we have a husband who really understands how important romance is to a relationship. He prepared a special surprise for his wife for when she got home from work — a nice bottle of Prosecco and a lovely cake.
This woman asked her husband if he could bring her some water to drink. The caring man did exactly what she asked. Water is water and the container shouldn’t matter, right?
This man offered to clean the house for his wife while she was out of town hoping to earn some “husband points”. Then, behind her back, he hired a maid to do it. It was a clever idea, but he got busted because of the sticker on the toilet paper roll.
She told her husband to pick up some tortillas while he was at the store. He came home with a lifetime supply. Taco night is now every night until they finish them up.
Putting the kids to bed can be an exhausting job. They are always so full of energy. Just look how tired this husband is after tucking in their one-year-old.
Dogs are the perfect addition to any happy family. However, this giant pup is not what the wife had in mind when she told her husband to pick up a small dog from the pet store. In this picture, he isn’t even fully grown yet!
Her husband travels a lot for work, so one day, he gave her this gift so she would never have to be alone again. It is a giant blanket with his beautiful face on it. Her reaction to the present is pretty awesome.
The husband was overdoing it a little on the booze, so the wife made a rule that he wasn’t allowed to drink anymore in the house. His new strategy was to just do a better job of hiding the drinking instead.
The husband wanted to build a jewelry box for his mom for her birthday but decided to get high before drawing up the design. When he crumbled up the design and threw it away, the curious wife couldn’t resist having a look.
Here we have a classic example of what happens when the husband takes care of filling out the RSVP for a relative’s wedding. He didn’t take it as seriously as his wife would have liked.
It’s always cute when a husband wants to help out the wife with making cookies. Although, if this ever happens in your household, you should be forewarned… it can sometimes result in some interesting shapes.
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