Kids are great, aren’t they? Always asking questions and seeking knowledge. And let’s be real, school is a big part of that. But some kids need a little extra help to get over that learning hump. Don’t worry, it doesn’t mean they’re not smart – it just means they might have quite the sense of humor. Check out these 35 hilarious examples that prove kids will be kids no matter what.
A science major in the making
I mean, he’s not wrong, leave it to kids to make anything turn into a bathroom joke!
1) Prayer Of An Answer
It’s not a bad idea to ask for divine assistance especially in the middle of an exam. Anything can happen when you don’t know the answer and leave it for the high heavens to come and save you. Next time, maybe try not using the lord’s name in vain.
This student read the instructions extra careful. At least the response made perfect sense and can be considered correct, techinically. Sometimes, having luck counts and this was one of those times.
Students can be a little cocky with their intellect. You never know when they’ll try and rub all their sass in your face by being snarky. Good selection on the right answer, but try a better description of your explanation next time.
The first part was simple: count with your fingers. The second part, not quite. You’ll have to try and get to thinking about other ideas if you want to get this queston right.
If the paper was bigger, the student may have gone and drawn the entire Milky Way. His drawing skills are quite impressive, at the very least. Did we also notice he got the questions right? Now that’s a superstar in the making!
Did you read the instructions? Context clues may have been necessary on this question as a helpful hint. If this was the first answer, we wonder what his next 6 answers were.
Whiting-out permanent marks on tests is a tradition as old as time…not really, but you catch my point. That’s why the teacher always says you have the option of skipping and coming back if you immediately don’t know the answer. Maybe this person will also learn to be a little less obvious when trying to mask words next time.
That’s how it goes for dad sometimes. He may seem like the big bad wolf, but mom is the one true force of nature to be reckoned with. You don’t want to come crossing toe to toe with a mama bear in these parts.
That would’ve created an interesting ripple in the space-time continuum. As nice of a gesture as the idea is, it probably didn’t earn him the necessary points on the question. Abe Lincoln would’ve probably told this student to not write that answer if he lived during the same time.
Biology mixed with social institution puns can make for some clever jokes. This question was, of course, not referring to empty prison cells that existed, but rather actual cells of life. While the question does need some fixing, the response was indeed honest and not far from the truth.
Not exactly certain why McDonald’s was brought into the picture, but apparently they need to establish some business on other planets. Regardless, we’ll give the student credit for his first two responses. His third answer, while correct, really had no bearing on this exam question.
This person definitely took the phrase “briefly explain” to new briefs. Every good student knows a one-word answer never suffices. Just bring more adjectives, verbs, and nouns to the party and you’ll have what you’re looking for. For a one-word answer, it’s not terrible in that it’s actually factual.
Very, very clever. Sometimes the most obvious of choices isn’t necessarily the most appropriate. It can be easy to choose, but try and come up with something more creative next time.
Not a bad way to explain yourself. We all remember those math wiz kids who went straight for the answer without showing their work. The shortcuts won’t always guarantee a positive exam score, so best get to writing those steps out nice and neatly.
Way to state the obvious. The answer should have been Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, but it appears as if the question was read too intently. Kudos for at least giving a response that wasn’t wrong.
Talk about having everything in order. This student wrote each word based on the alphabetical order of their spelling. We will say, we’re pretty impressed that they were able to actually pull off such a tedious task.
Crude jokes run rampant out of kids’ mouths sometimes if we’re not quick to douse those flames. This one took a spin in an awkward direction. Whatever kind of collection this student thought about was surely not one that was real.
Monsters and ghosts are things kids conceptualize pretty early on. So it was no surprise that this student realized that ghosts aren’t real, and therefore, can’t be left behind. It’s pretty hard to refute this logical response.
An eloquent answer and rightfully made for any other scenario other than during an exam. Endearing as it may be, it’s got no room for this answer box. Besides that, it’s not a bad pickup line if used correctly.
Meet the adorable two-year-old Charlotte. She’s incredibly excited about minions, baby dolls, and even the Rebel Alliance. On the contrary, Grandpa Joe received no love whatsoever.
This student had no intent to cut the fat out of his answer. He was rewarded for the first part of the statement, however, his teacher let him know that the rest of it was better left unsaid. A reminder of the old adage: If you have nothing nice to say, then you shouldn’t say it at all.
When you put two and two together, you sometimes end up with 5. This student simply thought it all made sense in the end. As you can see, not all enzymes wear capes.
Clearly no need to disrespect the rules of the road. Bright beams can save lives if used on dark roads where visibility is very clouded. Just remember to turn them on only when necessary and don’t be pushy when someone is in front of you. There’s no doubt this student will come to appreciate this feature about a car one day and not be too quick to criticize. Then again, he isn’t exactly wrong, is he?
Kids have a harsh way of trying to be funny. This of course is no laughing matter especially when it comes to offending someone for their sexuality. Regardless, if this was the so-called goal, then it was pridefully met with no objection.
Kudos to a terrificly placed reference from a 90’s popular jam. However, it would not get full credit on a test. The student still gets recognition for trying to use his wit to his greater advantage.
Nerds get picked on heavily in schools and we all know that through our very own experience growing up. Big nerds make it big on the market though and rarely are they disrespected when it comes to their finances. As a reminder, not all nerds wear the same garbs.
If you can’t find the best answer, just make it up! This student wasn’t about to give up on her faith in science, and so chose the only route possible: bubble your own answer choice. The student will be an expert test-taker once they mature, that’s for sure.
Kids can tend to get carried away with their innocence. It’s okay as long as the ones having perverse thoughts are the adults that are trying to manage things. Hopefully, someone kindly reminded this child about the importance of spelling “Math” correctly.
A unitard? Sounds like some kind of new age candy. At any rate, this student deserves at least an “A” for effort for putting pieces together logically.
Can you write a haiku as good as this one? If not, don’t worry because there are few who can. This is classic sass at its best and it just proves how kids can be funny when they try.
In this game of animal labeling, there seems to be a couple of mistakes. The most important one being the use of Wordbank as the name of an actual animal. Just imagine seeing a wild Wordbank trying to survive and gather food for its cubs.
The title is an instant grabber if you know what it’s referencing. Without it, who knows if anyone would actually want to read this crumpled up piece of paper. Let’s hope the body of the work is as good as the introduction.
We’re not sure how this was concluded. Honestly, there’s nothing that gives us one slight clue. If the rainbow is any indication, then maybe this student was just imagining winning a pot of gold after that response.
According to this student’s logic, pretending to push a ball would all the ball to stay in place. That’s cute considering he’s pushing his pencil into a paper that probably shuffled everywhere. Physics isn’t this person’s strong suit, and that’s totally fine.
Tongs are common lab equipment used by most scientists and researchers. The problem with this labeling is that it gets confused with women’s lingerie all the time. If your child makes a booboo on the spelling, luckily it’s only a letter away from being fixable.
35 of the most clever answers students have ever given on their exams
Jenny Brown
04.11.23
Kids are great, aren’t they? Always asking questions and seeking knowledge. And let’s be real, school is a big part of that. But some kids need a little extra help to get over that learning hump. Don’t worry, it doesn’t mean they’re not smart – it just means they might have quite the sense of humor. Check out these 35 hilarious examples that prove kids will be kids no matter what.
A science major in the making
I mean, he’s not wrong, leave it to kids to make anything turn into a bathroom joke!
