Pregnant women deserve the world, it’s true. They are bringing new life into the world, and suffering all the way. But that doesn’t mean they are the only ones who suffer.
1) She Can’t See Them
It’s easy to lose your socks when you can’t see your feet and they are numb. This poor wife was having a cow because she lost hers, leaving her husband to console her.
2) Needed To Let It Out
This is every pregnant woman ever. She doesn’t actually want to ask anyone to do anything, but she needs her food and she needs it bad. At least this couple has a sense of humor.
3) He’s The Worst
This guy deserves an award for “Worst Husband” because he ate his wife’s chips and didn’t think twice about it. She is going to be so mad and he deserves her wrath.
4) Get Used To The Cold
He had to run to Dairy Queen at night in a blizzard because his pregnant wife wanted a Blizzard. That’s not too bad is it? Sure, he just got home from work and out of the cold. But ice cream!
5) When The Craving Hits
When you have cravings, you can’t always explain them. Sometimes you want pickles and peaches. Then sometimes, you want to know what the number three tastes like.
6) The Ups And Downs
This can be a lot of women when they are feeling hormonal. Their men may have to suffer but at least the rest of the time they are nice enough to ignore your stupidity.
7) She Wanted Crushed Ice
This husband did awesome. He crushed his wife some ice because we all know pregnant women need crushed ice. Until they get to the hospital and it’s all they can have.
8) He Should Know Better
Will Rodgers did not do a good job. He had the gall to insult his pregnant wife, make fun of her even. He deserves to be in the doghouse this time.
9) No One Is Touching That
This is the simplest form of respect. If someone has food that is labeled, you leave it alone. But if that person is pregnant, you better believe that you will pay for touching it.
10) What About Second Breakfast?
This husband is a Lord of the Rings fan with this reference. Pregnant women most definitely need a hobbit’s diet because hobbits get six meals a day.
11) Yes, But No
Sure, she loves you, but now is not the time for jokes. Now is the time for you to make sure all of her cravings are fulfilled. More talk about food, less talk about love.
12) She Loves Food, Okay?
Again, what’s with all this need for love and affection? The time will come when all she wants is affection, but for now, she wants chips, so get with the program.
13) She’s Probably Right About The Cheese
Why argue with your pregnant wife? She’s going to win every time. There are lots of fun things about pregnancy so don’t make the hard times even harder.
14) That’s A Nice Hat
Pregnant women can get very nostalgic and sentimental. When they do, they want to do things like put their Christmas tree up a month early. Let nesting happen.
15) The Sleeping Pregger
She’s so pretty when she’s sleeping. But it wasn’t supposed to be time to sleep. They had a day of nachos and football planned but of course she ended up conked out.
16) She Got That Bread
When this wife kindly make her husband lunch, she forgot something important. Everything except the bread. Her husband calls it “mooshbrain” but it’s really just hormones.
17) Am I A Joke To You?
Do you think this husband cares that his wife got this adorable onesie for their son? It’s not mocking him, it’s just letting him claim his son after he’s born.
18) No More Tricks, Corey
Corey needs to understand the struggle of smelling a food you can’t have when you’re pregnant. This is rude no matter what but it is even worse when she’s pregnant.
19) He Got The Picture
This wife insisted that someone get a picture of both her and her husband’s faces when the baby was born. The husband took it up himself to deliver and did so perfectly.
20) Everyone Must Suffer
Everything is sore for a pregnant lady. So if you’re expecting to enjoy her body then forget it. She’ll let you know when she’s ready. Until then, bring her food to fuel her.
21) She Was Hungry
You can’t leave a pregnant lady at home with chocolate and expect it to be there when you get back. She will have her cake and eat it too. She will eat all of it.
22) Is It Hot In Here?
Hormones make you hot. So when you’re pregnant, it seems like you can never get cool enough. Soak in the pool, sure, but you also need to make sure the house feels like Alaska.
23) Gotta Practice Somehow
When someone is pregnant, the whole house gets involved. Whoever is the smallest is getting swaddled, and in this case that just happened to be an unassuming dog.
24) She’s Enjoying The Game
This couple decided to go enjoy a game before the baby was born. They did enjoy it immensely. Especially sleeping beauty who got her nap in among screaming fans.
25) Stinky Morning Breath
This sounds about right. When you’re pregnant, your senses are enhanced. You have the nose of a hound dog. Which means that bad breath is extra stinky.
26) Got Enough Honey, Honey?
This wife had four different kinds of honey when she sent her husband to the store to get some more. Now they have five different kinds. Do you think she’ll want another soon?
27) She Couldn’t Reach
Another wife craving Dairy Queen and another pregnant woman who can’t reach the table. She improvised and let her husband have the table all to himself.
28) Why Would He Even Try?
This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard today. Someone actually tried to take a pregnant woman’s ice cream. It was her husband! Craziest story of the year.
29) All Of It
I bet that this list isn’t over yet, but it’s a good start. Sounds like she’s got the munchies and they won’t stop for quite some time now. They are just getting started.
30) How To Customize
Was the husband having a bad day or was his wife? It’s hard to tell, but either way, Jamie is in trouble. Don’t you love the hearts and smiley faces taunting him?
31) I Said ALL Of It
While the other wife might have had a short list, this one wanted everything that their town had to offer. Makes me hungry just looking at everything. He has his work cut out for him.
32) Just Get Chocolate
This husband got neopolitan ice cream for his pregnant wife. Big mistake. She wanted chocolate and strawberry, leaving him with just vanilla. Next time, get full half-gallons.
33) One Trip To The Gas Station
This is what happens when she gets hungry at 9pm. He goes to the gas station to fulfill all of her cravings. The asparagus seems out of place but the baby needs something healthy.
34) Ryan Knows What He Did
Ryan did a great job making up for whatever he did. His wife Ashley seems pleased and that is all that matters. May the two of them live happy lives with a lovely marriage.
35) Figure It Out
You know what? Is it really her fault if you can’t scratch her back or your fingernails are too long? Think very carefully before you answer that question.
36) Nothing To Eat
This is what a pregnant woman looks like when she’s hungry but there’s nothing to eat. That fridge may look full to you but unless there are enchiladas in there, it’s empty.
37) Eat It, Hubby!
This is probably payback for sometime when he didn’t share his food or ate all of something. Sure, it seems pretty low but she probably needed those fudge rounds.
38) That’s How It Works
This is what hormones do to a person. You can’t blame a pregnant woman for being moody. Blame the baby, right? At least she can be the most loving woman ever at times.
39) She Is Sleeping For Two
To be fair, she grows, her sleeping positions are limited, and she’s carrying your child. She deserves 75% of the bed now. But don’t think things will change once the baby is born.
40) Don’t Do It Again
We don’t even need to know what he did wrong. It could have been cheat on her and it could have been snore to loud. At least he’s back in bed….for now. He better watch it.
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