When you think of tweets, food probably isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. But as these users prove, maybe it should be. Are you ready for a good laugh? These funny food tweets are a sure-fire solution.
Especially while we’re all going through a really difficult time, it’s nice to have something that will put a smile on our faces. What better way to do that than by reading funny tweets about food? If nothing else, you might feel a little hungrier when done. Enjoy.
1. Is anyone really that desperate?
Yes, we’re experiencing some trying times. But even though finding food at the grocery store is becoming more challenging, I’m not convinced anyone is desperate enough to put chopped up veggies and an egg inside of a glob of gelatin.
You’re having a party so you buy the biggest bag of tortilla chips you can find. Yet somehow, they go a lot faster than you expected. Now you know why. This is probably the reason most chip companies use non-transparent packaging.
You only need one or two things so why get a shopping cart? But halfway through the store, you find yourself trying to balance like, 23 items. Oh, the shame.
There’s nothing more frustrating than a husband who makes a sandwich but fails to put the dirty knife in the dishwasher. This guy has a simple explanation. So, the next time this happens in your house, just remember, there’s a chance your hubby might still be hungry… be patient.
You can’t beat cheese, especially when it’s shredded. It doesn’t matter what kind it is, all cheese is yummy. You can sprinkle it on just about anything…toast, enchiladas, soup, salads, lasagna… For some reason, I just got really hungry.
6. What’s wrong with that?
I mean if you neighbors are going to have the audacity to barbecue ribs smothered in sauce, they should at least invite you over to partake in all the deliciousness. If not, go anyway. Especially if you just moved in, what a great way to meet the people living next door, right?
It seems we’ve all been doing the chip thing wrong. If you want to prevent double-dipping, you have to make sure they’re standing up. Oh, and you need a cute dinosaur dish that looks like he just got sick eating the salsa.
Snoop dog thought music was his life but as it turns out, he inspired sushi. Okay, not really. But you have to admit this is pretty funny.
As kids, dipping a single chip in salsa was gross. We always wondered why on earth anyone would eat that stuff. But with maturity comes change. Today, we use two jars for a single chip. Sometimes, not even that much salsa is enough.
10. They’ll stay married forever
Seldom do we see a married couple so supportive of one another. It’s refreshing to find a husband and wife on the same page. Yep, they’re in it for the long haul.
11. That sounds about right
We all have good intentions. But at the end of the day, let’s face it. Bacon reigns supreme.
I’m convinced. Whether you’re sad, happy, or mad, nothing beats a big bowl of pasta smothered with butter, cheese, or whatever you want. I’ll be right back…I need to run to the kitchen…um, I mean the restroom.
13. Never thought of that
It seems there’s an entirely new purpose for keeping subtitles on while watching Netflix. After all, chips, popcorn, pretzels, and other snacks do make a lot of noise.
14. Make your three seconds count
We’re not sure how to answer this question other to say the six-hour and seven-day thing make those three seconds worth it. Well, they do if you’re cooking the right dish so choose wisely.
15. Where’s the competition?
Yeah, what are the green beans, carrots, and peas doing? I’ll tell you — nothing. They’re not doing a darn thing. Good grief. Where’s the competitive spirit?
He has a great question…perhaps a spy? We’re not sure but for the sake of his sanity, we recommend having a Snickers bar on hand at all times.
Have you ever wondered why your smoke alarm goes off every time you cook? Or why the family always suggests eating at Aunt Bonnie’s house instead of yours? Well, here’s your answer.
18. Don’t you hate it when that happens?
You faithfully workout at the local gym but at the end of the week, you’re too sore to make it to your favorite donut place or pizza parlor or ice cream shop. It all comes down to setting your priorities right. Okay, donuts it is.
19. No more sneaking around
This poster is spot-on. Yes…these are incredibly loud. And yes, if you want a piece of cake in the middle of the night, forget about it. The other option — eat the entire cake in a single setting so you only have to open the container once.
20. The moral of the story…
If you’re going to get drunk and do a photoshoot at 4:00 a.m., try to choose a more interesting subject. Although we do have to admit that potato cake looks pretty yummy.
21. This guy has a serious problem
Hey, we all hate a bad bowl of macaroni and cheese. But when it comes to something like this, you have to feel kind of sorry for the guy…just saying.
22. Desperate times call for desperate measures
We don’t know if this person was a guest or someone who crashed the wedding reception. But when you’re hungry, you have to do what you have to do. Hopefully, someone showed pity on him.
23. For all the cooks out there
Regardless if you’re new at cooking or you just don’t spend a lot of time in the kitchen, this post is easy to relate to. We’ve all been there. You start with one thing but end up with something entirely different.
Whoever came up with the idea of appetizers is brilliant. Eating food before eating food…it doesn’t get any better than that. I want to meet this person and shake their hand.
If you think it’s a lack of intimacy, money troubles, or meddling in-laws that cause marital problems for a couple, you’d be wrong. It’s all about trying to figure out where to eat.
You make pasta for spaghetti but you either end up with way too much sauce or far too many cooked noodles. Why does it have to be so complicated?
We all know that certain clothes shrink in the dryer but what about food on the stove? Yep, you could make a ton of spinach only to end up with a tablespoon of cooked vegetables. How does that happen?
28. What a disturbing thought
We’re not even sure why this thought entered the poster’s mind but regardless of the reason…it’s disturbing. I’ll never look at a gingerbread house the same.
29. Blame it on the pizza shop
The next time your family gets into an argument, call your favorite pizza shop and blame it on them. It’s all because of their poor cutting skills.
30. Do you accept this challenge?
It seems as though this person listed just about everything…or did they? Are you up for a challenge? Oh, come on, go for it. You know you want to.
Just like you’re not supposed to swim for 30 minutes after eating, who says you have to wait five minutes before consuming a meal. I think it’s all part of a big conspiracy theory.
If this is the punishment you get from eating something so delicious, I’ll take it. Who can resist salt and vinegar, especially on potato chips?
And you thought wintertime was for snow skiing, sledding, building snowmen, and snowboarding? Nope…it’s not. This is when you’re supposed to indulge.
34. So that’s the trigger
We all have one, you know, a trigger. It’s the button people push that sends us spiraling out of control. I have a feeling that a lot of people share this one.
If you wonder this same thing about yourself, after watching a movie, name five things you liked about it the most. If your mind keeps wandering to “where can I get some more popcorn,” you have the answer.
36. Nothing better than a fresh, hot cup of java
Who cares how much it costs? When it comes to a good cup of coffee, you’ll spend just about anything. Okay, so maybe it doesn’t have the same nutritional value as a sandwich but you try to convince the millions of people who drink coffee every day to make the switch. Good luck with that.
This might sound a little familiar. Hey, as long as you’re not dumpster diving for that pizza you threw out last night, you’ll be okay.
We’ve all been taught the importance of telling the truth. But when it comes to food, sometimes you just have to be a little sneaky. Hey, chicken is protein after all.
39. Best pickup line ever
This woman has a great idea. The next time you spot a really cute guy, try it. Not only will you get to meet a gorgeous hunk of man but if you’re lucky, you’ll also walk away feeling a little less hungry.
Yeah…just go with the “baking is a passion of mine” reason. Of course, if you never spend any time in the kitchen, all the donuts disappear, and you quit, your friends might become a little suspicious. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
When you think of tweets, food probably isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. But as these users prove, maybe it should be. Are you ready for a good laugh? These funny food tweets are a sure-fire solution.
Especially while we’re all going through a really difficult time, it’s nice to have something that will put a smile on our faces. What better way to do that than by reading funny tweets about food? If nothing else, you might feel a little hungrier when done. Enjoy.
