Ah, college. If Iโm going to be honest with you, I am so glad Iโm no longer there. That said, it did teach me some valuable lessons like, donโt wait until 2 AM the morning a 15-page paper is due to actually start the paper, donโt schedule any classes before 10 AM, donโt schedule any classes for Friday period (and if you do, be prepared to miss at least 75% of class sessions) and donโt, whatever you do, trust that the chicken they put in your chicken burritos is real chicken. See, I learned a lot of valuable life lessons from my time at school.
All that said, college really was a wonderful experience and blah, blah, blah. You know, because I am really not a person who has the words to explain just how wonderful of an experience college actually was, Iโm going to leave these 30 memes right here, all of which my fellow college grads and current students can undoubtedly relate to:
1. Andโฆletโs just jump right in with all the ways your college education is going to let you down.
2. Some kids figured out early on that a college degree would cost more than it would make them.
3. There are some people out there who havenโt stopped using this technique (evident by this clever marketing).
4. And you put your heart and soul into drafting that email too.
5. This is so true itโs not even funny.
6. I donโt think my TV stand today is as expensive as a semesterโs worth of books.
7. As a college student, youโre always going above and beyond.
8. Without fail. And then, when it comes test time, the only damn information they test you on is the information they shared on that day you werenโt there.
9. This guy sums up every thought Iโve ever had toward school papers. #MyHero
10. I still do this when I know I have a deadline to meet. Laundry thatโs sat for over a week? Folded. Bills Iโve been neglecting to pay? Paid. Every New Yearโs resolution Iโve failed to uphold. Upheld.
11. Again, itโs the whole deadline thingโฆI canโt hang.
12. High schoolers are so naive.
13. Thereโs always that one overachiever. Jkโฆkind of.
14. This doesnโt change much after college. โOh, Iโm fine, everything is fine, itโs all goooooddd.โ
15. Ainโt nobody got time for that!
16. Who we kidding? Chocolate is like gold in college because no one can actually afford it!
17. When your parents donโt make enough to fund your tuition but they make just enough to disqualify you from financial aid. #TheStruggleisReal
18. Teachers are so full of contradictions.
19. Teachers: teaching you useless crap since the dawn of time. (Side note: thank you teachers for teaching me everything I know. I wouldnโt be where I am today without *most* of you).
20. Guilty.
21. This kind of stress doesnโt stop for us overachievers.
22. That moment when you decide that deadlines are for losers.
23. That moment when you realize that college was just the governmentโs evil plan to suck all the joy right out of you.
24. Nope. Just nope.
25. And hereโs one of those obnoxiously nice teachers again, killing what motivation any of us did have.
26. And the biggest mistake any professor can make isโฆ
27. Because for many, an edumacation ainโt worth those tax dollars.
28. When there are soooo many better things to be doing with your time.
29. When you solve all of lifeโs problems early.
30. Probably how you feel about this post.
31. And how youโll feel once you graduate and you just DGAF.
Ah, college: itโll change your life forever. Iโll leave you to infer what, exactly, I mean by that.
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